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Drama.

5 (4.9%)

Humor.

7 (6.8%)

Tears.

20 (19.4%)

Screaming.

4 (3.9%)

Silence.

17 (16.5%)

Fear.

13 (12.6%)

Loathing.

8 (7.8%)

Lobotomy.

17 (16.5%)

Coffee.

3 (2.9%)

Never.

9 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 92

[GeoffTheLlama]

• fffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Speaking of, loving the new forum name.   

[jwhouk]

Crap, now he's taunting us.

"....I'm gone for five minutes and now THIS"

[Heresiarch]

Just had a thought. Remember that guy who didn't like all the recent relationship drama in QC? Decided he wasn't going to read QC anymore, but felt that he had to announce  that fact here in the forums - it was about 3 weeks ago. Remember him?

He totally missed out on Pintlight.¹







1.) He's still reading QC. He saw it.

[jwhouk]

How will Marten finally "Lose It"?

Crying on Mom's shoulder.    - 21 (17.1%)
Crying on Faye's shoulder.    - 9 (7.3%)
Crying on Tai's shoulder (Whoops! Found a Nipple!)    - 7 (5.7%)
Crying on Jimbo's Shoulder(?!?)    - 14 (11.4%)
Yelling and Screaming!    - 13 (10.6%)
Breaking his guitar!    - 2 (1.6%)
Breaking Pintsize (again)!    - 12 (9.8%)
Snide remarks?    - 4 (3.3%)
Alienating himself from his friends?    - 19 (15.4%)
Rebound Sex???    - 14 (11.4%)
Other (specify)    - 8 (6.5%)

Total Voters: 123

[Cammy]

I couldn't stop laughing at Pintsize's smile! That had to be my favorite part.

[vforvancouver]

Can Pintsize Go Any Lower?

I want an option for "I hope so, because I'm loving this!"

I was just thinking exactly that. Well, not exactly that because I was thinking in another language, but you get the idea.

[Odin]

Pintsize reminded me of a C&H character in this one, honestly.

[Is it cold in here?]

In answer to the poll question, I can't imagine how Pintsize could sink any lower, but I trust him to exceed my imagination.

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

In answer to the poll question, I can't imagine how Pintsize could sink any lower, but I trust him to exceed my imagination.

He needs to meet up with Yelling Bird and the Shame Orb. 

[Millennium]

Pintsize reminded me of a C&H character in this one, honestly.

Please tell me you don't mean Calvin and Hobbes. I don't think my reality could handle anyone in Calvin and Hobbes doing anything even remotely reminiscent of Pintsize in this strip.

[benji]

Cyanide and Happiness.

[Loki]

I want a poll on whose fleshlight it is.

[Sharp]

If there is one thing in my mind, it is that since this is only the TUESDAY strip, this week can only get better!

[themacnut]

I think Hanners is just stunned right now. Most likely the next comic will show her fleeing the apartment with an expression of abject horror on her face-unless of course she has no idea what a fleshlight is, which is entirely possible.

As for Marten....damn. As if he didn't have enough reason to get drunk what with getting dumped and all, but now Pintsize's latest antics give him reason to drink himself into a coma. And yeah, if he's going to induce short-term memory loss, he has to start drinking immediately. And down every bottle he's got as quickly as possible until he's unconscious. Of course, his being unconscious will leave him at Pintsize's tender mercies, which I'm sure we'll all agree would be VERY bad for Marten...

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Wow, just one? This forum's slipping  

[Odin]

I want a poll on whose fleshlight it is.

Marten's, he has had it for years and Pintsize brought it out of storage.

[shiroihikari]

It takes a while to adjust to Jeph's real pace....

While doing that you start lurking in this forum....

Shortly thereafter you get the urge to start posting, too...

You do know where this ends, don't ya?

...Fuck.

[Carl-E]

Maybe later. 

After all, we've no idea where you've been! 

[ecstaticjoy]

He ordered it online. Express shipping.

Man, this content has actually become somewhat questionable.

[Skewbrow]

Man, this content has actually become somewhat questionable.

May be? Then again how much more questionable is a fleshlight in comparison to a very fast, very satisfying train? Ok, Pintsize's offer had been questionable even without the extraneous orifice.

A possibility that disturbs me somewhat is that Jeph might be testing our behavior with some mildly provocative stuff ?    

No, on second thought that is unlikely. "I'm so vain to think that this song is about me."

Good luck to pwhodges as our `very own' moderator!

[iduguphergrave]

Guys you're all missing the larger picture: I think this might be the very first fleshlight drawn in a webcomic! Or did I miss one? Am I right or wrong about this? Cuz if I'm right, we've just seen history in the making, people!

[LeeC]

i dont have the energy but I am pretty sure one has been shown in "girls with slingshots" as one of the characters (previously 2 of them) worked in a sex shop.

[sitnspin]

Hanners seems more freaked out by Marten's reaction than by Pintsize's antics. I'm thinking her innocence is shielding her from the horror of the presentation.

[Carl-E]

I prefer to think that she can't quite see Pintsize around Marten. 

Yet.

In panels 3 and 4, her eyes are firmly on marten, she doesn't even glance down in Pintsize's direction.  When she steps around him to grab the bottle from him, she'll see the presentation" (was that choice of word intentional?) and either

a)  Squeal and thrash about lin a typical Hanners freakout, or

b)  Be so squicked out that she just stands and stares in shock, twitching slightly, then runs from the room. 

c)  Both. 

d) NOTA (None Of The Above). 

Can you tell final exams are coming up soon? 

[Mr_Rose]

Hanners seems more freaked out by Marten's reaction than by Pintsize's antics. I'm thinking her innocence is shielding her from the horror of the presentation.

That's probably because she's never seen someone teleport a bottle of scotch straight into their hand, open and ready in chugging position, before. Not even Faye's that good - she's mastered Summon Bourbon II of course, but took alcohol resistance and greater fortitude over object projection and quick draw.

[hannahsaurusrex]

This is pretty fantastic.

[bhtooefr]

It's not even the first fleshlight-like device in QC, although the first one was in a guest comic.

(And Pintsize offered that one to Marten, too.)

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1455

[tomart]

Can Pintsize Go Any Lower?

I want an option for "I hope so, because I'm loving this!"

I haven't laughed so hard in long time.  You have tickled my funnybone almost to orgasm.  THANK YOU!!!!    

The fleshlight is either Marten's or one Pintsize scrounged up somewhere...  like the Abe Lincoln hat, bondage accoutrements, & various other improbable items.

[Mr_Rose]

No, we know where he got the bondage kit; the question is whether he gave it back. Or possibly "would Marten's mom accept it back after that?"

[zmeiat_joro]

Guys you're all missing the larger picture: I think this might be the very first fleshlight drawn in a webcomic! Or did I miss one? Am I right or wrong about this? Cuz if I'm right, we've just seen history in the making, people!

I remember "fleshlights" in butternutsquash _ages_ ago, way before the Fleshlight brand was launched.

[vettechinohio]

Multiple choice questions

Can you tell final exams are coming up soon? 

Carl-E, if you ever get the urge to write an exam on QC history, I would love to take it (:

[iduguphergrave]

Guys you're all missing the larger picture: I think this might be the very first fleshlight drawn in a webcomic! Or did I miss one? Am I right or wrong about this? Cuz if I'm right, we've just seen history in the making, people!

I remember "fleshlights" in butternutsquash _ages_ ago, way before the Fleshlight brand was launched.

Aw. Well....I bet this is the first time in webcomic history a fleshlight's been taped to a robot's ass!


History, people. History. 

[bicostp]

Pintsize in today's comic is the embodiment of the WCDT.

[Tuen]

Multiple choice questions

Can you tell final exams are coming up soon? 

Carl-E, if you ever get the urge to write an exam on QC history, I would love to take it (:

Same here.  That would be pretty fun.  You know, after college exams are over, heh.

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

It takes a while to adjust to Jeph's real pace....

While doing that you start lurking in this forum....

Shortly thereafter you get the urge to start posting, too...

You do know where this ends, don't ya?

...Fuck.

It's like heroin. You do it once and then you somehow end up with a +100 post count and a bear hat and you're like "HOW DID IT COME TO THIS"

EDIT: that's not like heroin, actually

[JackFaerie]

Ohmygod whyyyyyy. Carl-E, I go to this board to procrastinate from writing my final exams! "What does the literary technique of defamiliarization entail?" Stupid multiple choice, I hate having to come up with three wrong yet plausible answers.

[Penquin47]

How many teachers do we have here?

I'm procrastinating from writing my astronomy final exam!

[iduguphergrave]

My exams ended today so I'm done with my procrastination for this quarter.

On an unrelated note, I'm getting wicked deja-vu right now by typing this post. Creepy. 

[celticgeek]

I have been a teacher/instructor in my time, although that was not my main professional career. 

Physics, mathematics, GNU/Linux operating systems,and Oracle databases, if you must know.

[raoullefere]

I prefer to think that she can't quite see Pintsize around Marten.  

Yet.

In panels 3 and 4, her eyes are firmly on marten, she doesn't even glance down in Pintsize's direction.  When she steps around him to grab the bottle from him, she'll see the "presentation" (was that choice of word intentional?)

You damned well know it was. And you forgot to open the quote, for the love of punctuation. There's also a comma splice, your personal pronouns are running wild, the antecedent isn't even present, for Pete's sake, and by god, it IS exam time!



Er, for someone, I'm sure. Somewhere.

[Blackjoker]

Wow...normally pintsize just goes for vaguely funny this is actually pretty friggin cruel all things considered.

[no one special]

I want a poll on whose fleshlight it is.

It's Dora's.

[akronnick]

What would Dora do with need a Fleshlight?

[sterlingdragon]

Tai's Fleshlight.

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

I do not want to know why either of them would need one, I really don't.

That being said, now there will be speculation.

[zadcap]

I am spamming the refresh button, praying for the next update.  This waiting is now torture 

Because you always need more 

[IanClark]

They use it to incubate their lesbian babies that they make when they press their vaginas together.

[snubnose]

Hmmmmmmmmm. Shall I be worried now ?

1. I was kinda sure yesterdays comic would have been replaced by something less offensive by now. Didnt happen ...

2. Jeph hid the previous saying over this forum ... you know, the "will Jeph turn into a mass murderer" one ...

3. By coincidence, I found out about that tv show "Dexter" recently. Good stuff, but apparently it gets repetitive after the first two seasons.

Damn, Marten
Wear a bra!

ROTFL

I will risk getting burned at the proverbial stake in order to ask a simple question: am I the only one getting impatient with the pacing lately?  I want to know what happens but at this rate we're not going to find out for another two weeks.  I'm not trying to be a dick, it's just that the suspense is killing me over here.

You're right. Its slooooowwwww.

Marten's mom is going to sleep with Dora. You heard it here first.

Meh.

Such predictions work in a simple way: if you're wrong, people will forget you predicted it - if you're right, people might remember and you get some fame.

I find it strange nobody is wondering how pintsize got a picture of Dora's naked backside? Because if I'm not mistaken that's the pool of flames on dora's back we're seeing there.
I'm quite sure Marten knows pintsize well enough not to allow him access to that kind of pictures

Its because Dora isnt running around victorian 100% of time. Also I think its a drawing, not a picture.

Just when you think Pintsize couldn't sink to any new depths, he does.

QFT

Stay classy, Pintsize. 

Uh, "classy" and "Pintsize" in the same sentence ? I think thats a first ...

So this is what happens when Jeph reads the forum....

What "this" are we talking about ... ?

Man, this content has actually become somewhat questionable.

LOL you're right.

[leahneedsanap]

How many teachers do we have here?

I'm procrastinating from writing my astronomy final exam!

Gave my students their human rights exam today but I haven't graded it yet, need to finish one more paper myself.

Also, re: why Marten would be mad his mom is coming--isn't this just a bonus incident of him asking someone to respect his boundaries and them just barging right through them anyway? That, I think, would make him a pretty unwelcoming host.

[Sharp]

Well, that answers that!









seriously, that's all I got. Not much meat in this comic besides Hannelore drinking too.

[TRVA123]

Marten's mom is going to sleep with Dora. You heard it here first.

Meh.

Such predictions work in a simple way: if you're wrong, people will forget you predicted it - if you're right, people might remember and you get some fame.

Does that prediction rule still operate when the predictor is GodJeph?