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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #50 on: 19 Dec 2010, 17:54 »

bring misty back

there are two more parts after that but i am almost certain you don't need to watch them
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« Reply #51 on: 19 Dec 2010, 18:01 »

Tania, I really empathize with that Psyduck there.
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #52 on: 19 Dec 2010, 19:03 »




I can't even find Psyduck/Misty porn on a furry art website. Crazy.
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #53 on: 19 Dec 2010, 19:05 »

Too far.
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #54 on: 19 Dec 2010, 20:39 »

So I guess mostly psyduck just watches misty fuck other Pokemon.


But at least there's this. Semi NSFW






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« Reply #55 on: 19 Dec 2010, 20:43 »

I hate you all.

Also, I'm amazed that the spraypaint function can serve as both freckles AND shading.
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« Reply #56 on: 19 Dec 2010, 20:44 »

Oh man, those are freckles? I thought it was like, sand stuck to her or something.
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« Reply #57 on: 19 Dec 2010, 20:50 »

I mean, I dunno. She has red hair, I just naturally processed them as freckles. Half of them are pretty oddly placed now that I think about it, though. Still, that's some terrible shading on 'duck.
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #58 on: 19 Dec 2010, 21:04 »

I kinda wanna make the post that gets this thread locked, but it's been so long since I've been banned I'm not sure I'm ready for it again. :psyduck:
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #59 on: 19 Dec 2010, 21:33 »

So I guess mostly psyduck just watches misty fuck other Pokemon.


But at least there's this. Semi NSFW


So like what's weird is GIS turns up this as well:



And I can't decide what's weirder is that two people had the same specific idea or that one person saw the first and felt they had to improve upon it  :psyduck:
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« Reply #60 on: 19 Dec 2010, 21:37 »

I think it's the second one. The linework of both psyduck and misty look exactly the same.
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« Reply #61 on: 19 Dec 2010, 22:45 »

THIS THREAD: AN OPEN INTERPRETATION USING THE MEDIUM OF EMOTICONS

     :psyduck: !
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #62 on: 19 Dec 2010, 23:49 »

It was closing time for the Cerulean Gym, and Gym Leader Misty was ready to call it a day. She returned her Water Pokemon to their Pokeballs, while thanking them for a great day. She care for all her Pokemon, treating them with respect and kindness, like her friends.

Well, expect one.

Struggling to get out of the pool, Psyduck was flapping his arms in panic trying to pull itself towards the end of the pool.
“You dumb duck.” signed Misty. “I ve told you not to go in the pool didn't I?”
Misty reached out to pull Psyduck out the pool, only to be pulled in herself by Psyduck. Not that she minded the pool, far from it, but to be pulled in like that really angered her.

Once out the pool, Misty and Psyduck dried themselves with some towels.
“You can make yourself useful and carry those boxes over.”
Psyduck made its way towards the boxes containing Gym supplies, which had arrived earlier in the day. Trying to impress Misty for a change, Psyduck tried to carry 5 boxes at once. However, by doing so he could not see where he was going and the boxes were slowly tipping. Soon enough, Psyduck tripped and fell back into the pool with the boxes. Misty reentered the pool area to find the gym supplies and Psyduck in the pool. In anger, Misty pulled the clumsy duck out the pool and slapped him hard.
“YOU STUPID DUCK! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU'VE RUINED THE SUPPLIES! NOW WE'VE GOT TO ORDER MORE. GOD, WHY THE HELL DO I PUT UP WITH?!?
Psyduck looked teary eyed as Misty exploded at him.
“YOU KNOW WHAT, EITHER EVOLVE OR JUST DIE, WHATEVER'S THE QUICKEST, I'VE JUST HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!”
Misty left the room and headed to her bedroom. Psyduck remained at the pools, still crying as he stirred at his reflection.

Night soon followed, and Psyduck was still at the same point, just looking at his reflection.
“Its not my fault I'm so clumsy and useless.” Psyduck thought to himself depressed. “If it wasn't for this headache of mine, I could think clearly, but instead I can't do the simplest thing in this state. Maybe Misty's right, maybe I'm better off dead...”
As the tears continued flowing, they suddenly started to glow white. Soon enough, Psyduck's whole body began to glow.
“Could it be? Can this really be happening?”
It was finally happening, Psyduck was evolving!
As Psyduck was glowing, his whole body was changing shape, changing his colour, and changing Psyduck completely. Psyduck stopped glowing. He looked at his reflection. At last, he was no longer the useless Psyduck, he was now a strong and powerful Golduck!
“YES!” Golduck thought to himself. “I feel so alive! No more do I have to put of with that curse of a headache! I can use all sorts of attacks and impress Misty and...”
It was then, Golduck remembered all the horrible things she said to him.
“Hey, am I really going to left her get away with that?!? She made me feel so bad earlier and I nearly wanted to die! She HAS to pay!”
Golduck looked at his feet and saw what looked like his old Psyduck skin, only different, it looked like it was made of latex.
“...this gives me an idea.”

The next morning, Misty woke up feeling bad. She felt that way after saying those mean things to Psyduck. She would never explode like that to anyone (Well, except maybe Ash) or any of her Pokemon. She had put up with Psyduck's clumsiness for so long that it built up and up, until she finally blew it. She knew she'd have to apologize to him.

Misty walked to the swimming pool in her nightgown, as she heard someone swimming. She looked to see a blue figure doing laps up and down the pool.
“Psyduck?” she said slightly dazed in her sleep. The figure the swam to Misty and swiftly jumped out the pool. It was then Misty realized it was not Psyduck.
“Golduck? Then that means....oh my god! You evolved!”
Misty walked up to her Golduck and hug him.
“Oh wow, you look so much better! You're gonna be great at battles and such.”
Misty go so caught up in her new Pokemon, she forgot to apologize. Perhaps if she said sorry at the get go, Golduck would of accepted it and go easy on her.

Golduck's eyes began to glow and a psychic glow appeared around Misty, forcing her to stand up.
“Hey Golduck, what are you doing?” asked a concerned Misty.
Misty tried to move but could not. Golduck look pretty mad, and was going to take it all out on Misty by ultimately humiliating her. Misty's arms rose and her hands placed on her shoulders. She pulled down the straps to her nightgown, causing it to drop to the floor, revealing Misty's naked body.
“HEY, DON'T DO THAT-”
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #63 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:06 »

Whether you have been searching this whole time and finally found that, or wrote it yourself, I am pretty disturbed by what that post implies about you as a person.
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« Reply #64 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:10 »

I kinda wanna make the post that gets this thread locked, but it's been so long since I've been banned I'm not sure I'm ready for it again. :psyduck:

I've just been waiting.

There's so much more.

That is so much worse.
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #65 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:10 »

That actually fanfiction actually inspired this
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« Reply #66 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:17 »

Shit fails cos it's really Golduck/Misty not Psyduck/Misty, try harder bitch
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #67 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:19 »

actually puts forth bold transference of complete poké-personality across boundary of material plane/evolutionary existence imo
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« Reply #68 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:31 »

That actually inspired fanfiction this

Yeah I didn't actually read the story until after I posted it, or at least not much of it, and then I read more and was like, alright what the fuck how is this even happening I was not prepared to find weird porn of the weird porn already in this thread that's at least a little bit about weird porn.
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« Reply #69 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:32 »

 :psyduck:(weird porn) :psyduck:
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Re: WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM!???
« Reply #70 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:33 »

topless robot has a "fan fiction friday" where they feature only the most depraved and ridiculous fanfiction

the crown jewel is a rape-themed pokemon one, but it sadly does not feature psyduck.
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« Reply #71 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:44 »

note: i didn't want it to be about porn, i wanted it to be about increasingly shitty drawings of psyduck
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« Reply #72 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:44 »

like porn is funny i guess but seriously how fucking funny is this image by itself


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« Reply #73 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:12 »

I mean that drawing is amazing. I didn't really want it to be about porn either but then someone posted misty and you made that comment and I was like, hey fuck it, porn.
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« Reply #74 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:13 »

I mean I always want it to be about porn kinda.

Also, this

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« Reply #75 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:14 »

This is probably the best tho.



Also why does a panel from Phonogram come up when googling psyduck.
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« Reply #76 on: 20 Dec 2010, 11:27 »


“HEY, DON'T DO THAT-”

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« Reply #77 on: 20 Dec 2010, 11:32 »

That actually inspired fanfiction this

Yeah I didn't actually read the story until after I posted it, or at least not much of it, and then I read more and was like, alright what the fuck how is this even happening I was not prepared to find weird porn of the weird porn already in this thread that's at least a little bit about weird porn.

Man what the hell was going through my head the night before.

"That actually inspired fanfiction this" herf durf
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« Reply #85 on: 20 Dec 2010, 13:19 »

Ugh, I saw some disturbing Misty porn when looking up Psyduck. Why god why.

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« Reply #86 on: 20 Dec 2010, 14:32 »

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« Reply #90 on: 20 Dec 2010, 16:39 »

the BEST

EDIT: thank you for saving this thread after it was horribly derailed by... someone...
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« Reply #91 on: 20 Dec 2010, 19:36 »

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« Reply #92 on: 20 Dec 2010, 20:35 »

IS IT CONFESSION TIME GUYS? IT WAS ME. I DERAILED THE THREAD

THROUGH CLEVERLY EXECUTED INCEPTION
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« Reply #93 on: 20 Dec 2010, 21:15 »

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« Reply #99 on: 22 Dec 2010, 23:41 »

there was a naked breasts picture here

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