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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #50 on: 16 Dec 2010, 07:34 »

Santana ft. Gerard Way- "White Wedding"

Santana ft. Susan Boyle- "___________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #51 on: 16 Dec 2010, 07:39 »

Santana ft. Susan Boyle - "I Will Survive"

Santana ft. _________ - "Here Comes The Sun"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #52 on: 16 Dec 2010, 11:58 »

Santana ft. Nic Cester (Jet) - "Here Comes The Sun"

Santana ft. James Blunt - "_____________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #53 on: 16 Dec 2010, 12:07 »

Santana feat. James Blunt - "Raspberry Beret"

Santana feat. Michael Stipe - _________
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #54 on: 16 Dec 2010, 13:47 »

Santana feat. Michael Stipe - "Children of the Revolution"

Santana feat. _________ - "We Will Rock You"

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #55 on: 16 Dec 2010, 21:03 »

Santana feat. Damian Kulash (singer of Ok Go) - "We Will Rock You"

Santana feat. ______ - "War Pigs"

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #56 on: 16 Dec 2010, 22:00 »

Santana ft. Gerard Way- "White Wedding"

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Santana feat. Cedric Bixler-Zavala - "War Pigs"

Santana feat. Adam Levine - _______
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #57 on: 16 Dec 2010, 22:20 »

Santana Feat. Adam Levine - "Hotel California"

Santana Feat. Jerry Cantrell - _____________
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #58 on: 17 Dec 2010, 00:16 »

Santana ft. Jerry Cantrell - "Sleigh Ride"

Santana ft. Brokencyde - "____________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #59 on: 17 Dec 2010, 02:57 »

Santana ft. Steve Harwell (of Smash Mouth) - "Takin' Care of Business"

This one is so perfect.  It really hits that Santana sweet spot of "painfully obvious song choice" and "lead singer of band that was popular between five and fifteen years ago".

Santana ft. Brokencyde - "Welcome To The Jungle"

Santana ft. Darius Rucker - "______________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #60 on: 17 Dec 2010, 09:42 »

Santana feat. Hootie - "More Than a Feeling"

Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - _______
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #61 on: 17 Dec 2010, 10:06 »

Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

Santana feat. ________ - "Brown Eyed Girl"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #62 on: 17 Dec 2010, 10:44 »

Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #63 on: 17 Dec 2010, 10:58 »

Santana ft. Joe Bonamassa - Brown Eyed Girl


Santana ft. Morrissey - _______
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #64 on: 17 Dec 2010, 11:11 »

Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #65 on: 17 Dec 2010, 13:22 »

Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

It just makes so much sense that Santana would figure to make Lenny Kravitz cover another Guess Who song. I was almost tempted to write 'American Woman' again, just because it felt like a song Santana might want in on, as is.
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #66 on: 18 Dec 2010, 10:47 »

Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"

Santana ft. Brad Paisley - "Johnny B. Goode"

Santana ft. _______ - "Crazy" (Gnarls Barkley)
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #67 on: 18 Dec 2010, 19:47 »

Santana ft. Jack Black - "Crazy"

Santana ft. Ghost of Santana Past (i.e. recordings of him from 15 years ago) - "_______"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #68 on: 19 Dec 2010, 08:18 »

Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"

Whoa we did that one already. With Brian Setzer.
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #69 on: 20 Dec 2010, 02:11 »

There is probably room for at least three versions of Johnny B. Goode on this hypothetical Santanna record.
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #70 on: 20 Dec 2010, 02:18 »

It takes a long time to dial in the exact balance between jaunty horns and timbale fills
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #71 on: 20 Dec 2010, 02:30 »

Santana ft. Ghost of Santana Past (i.e. recordings of him from 15 years ago) - "_______"

Santana ft. Santana - "Black Magic Woman 2010"

Santana ft. _______ - "Black Or White"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #72 on: 20 Dec 2010, 02:46 »

Santana ft. Orianthi- "Black or White"

Santana ft. M. Shadows- "___________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #73 on: 20 Dec 2010, 03:09 »

Santana ft. M. Shadows - "November Rain"

Santana ft. ________ - "Gold Digger"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #74 on: 20 Dec 2010, 03:11 »

Santana ft. Orianthi- "Black or White"

Santana ft. M. Shadows- "___________"

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #75 on: 20 Dec 2010, 11:36 »

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #76 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:20 »

Whoa we did that one already. With Brian Setzer.

Mea culpa. I did not read through the entire thread.

Santana ft. ________ - "Gold Digger"

Santana ft. Shawn Mullins & Nature - "Gold Digger"

Santana ft. Seal - "__________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #77 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:43 »

Santana feat. Seal - "Love TKO"

Santana feat. _________ - "TNT"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #78 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:47 »

Santana ft. Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach - "TNT"

Santana ft. Celine Dion - "____________"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #79 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:52 »

Santana ft. Celine Dion - "Theme from the Bodyguard"

Santana ft. Dave Matthews - ___________
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #80 on: 21 Dec 2010, 03:07 »

Santana ft. Dave Matthews - "Faeries Wear Boots"

Santana ft. ____________ - "Streets of Philadelphia"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #81 on: 21 Dec 2010, 10:10 »

Goddamnit Lumm, it's pretty obvious that Streets of Philadelphia is really the one Dave Matthews is "right" for. Oh well,

Santana ft. Jason Mraz - "Streets of Philadelphia"

Santana ft. _________ - "Me and the Devil Blues"

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #82 on: 21 Dec 2010, 14:21 »

Santana ft. Dave Matthews - "Faeries Wear Boots"

Oh wow.

Santana feat. Big Boi - "Me and the Devil Blues"

Santana feat. ________ - "The Boys Are Back In Town"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #83 on: 21 Dec 2010, 15:44 »

i was tossing up on an acoustic version of this after hearing the mountain goats' cover of it once but decided on
Santana feat. slash- "The Boys Are Back In Town" (instrumental)

Santana feat. Boris - _____________
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« Reply #84 on: 21 Dec 2010, 16:24 »

i was tossing up on an acoustic version of this after hearing the mountain goats' cover of it once but decided on
Santana feat. slash- "The Boys Are Back In Town" (instrumental)

Santana feat. Boris - _____________


Santana feat. Boris - Seven Nation Army

Santana feat. _______ - Hysteria
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #85 on: 22 Dec 2010, 00:55 »

Santana feat. Boris - _____________

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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #86 on: 22 Dec 2010, 05:33 »

Tuathal, I'm afraid you're doing it wrong. The point of this game is to bring in artists that people would know, since that's Santana's whole MO. Who is Mr. E anyways?
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #87 on: 22 Dec 2010, 06:18 »

Mark Everett from Eels.

By the way, the correct answer for Boris would have either been the above Me & The Devil Blues (since they actually covered that a while back) or uh..

I dunno, probably Stairway.
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #88 on: 22 Dec 2010, 06:44 »

Okay, but still; Stephen Malkmus and Mark Everett have this, you know... "Artistic Credibility", and Carlos Santana just does not roll with that.
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« Reply #89 on: 22 Dec 2010, 10:17 »

I think the litmus test is "is this person or song associated with any sort of subculture?" If the answer's yes, then Carlos Santana probably would not work with that person/cover that song, as he's only into things that are or were once popular. Of course, exceptions do spring to mind--e.g., Dave Grohl and most popular (or formerly popular) rappers--but only because they've had so much mainstream exposure and success that it serves to essentially scrub out their former associations with any sort of subculture. If you ask yourself that question and you're still not sure, ask yourself "Is this music that my cousins in Indiana would be aware of?"

That said:

Santana ft. Mark Everett - "Maggie May"

Santana ft. __________ - "Behind Blue Eyes"
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #90 on: 22 Dec 2010, 10:48 »

Santana feat. Kris Kristofferson - "Behind Blue Eyes"

Santana feat. __________ - "Get Up, Stand Up"
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« Reply #91 on: 22 Dec 2010, 12:06 »

Santana feat. Flavor Flav and samples of Chuck D - "Get Up, Stand Up"

Santana feat. John Lydon - ________

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« Reply #92 on: 22 Dec 2010, 14:29 »

Santana feat. John Lydon - Karma Police

Santana feat. ________ - Games without Frontiers
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #93 on: 22 Dec 2010, 15:20 »

I think the litmus test is "is this person or song associated with any sort of subculture?" If the answer's yes, then Carlos Santana probably would not work with that person/cover that song, as he's only into things that are or were once popular. Of course, exceptions do spring to mind--e.g., Dave Grohl and most popular (or formerly popular) rappers--but only because they've had so much mainstream exposure and success that it serves to essentially scrub out their former associations with any sort of subculture. If you ask yourself that question and you're still not sure, ask yourself "Is this music that my cousins in Indiana would be aware of?"

the litmus test is, would a fan of chad kroeger be aware of this person. the litmus test is do you think this musician's fans drink bud light lime
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #94 on: 22 Dec 2010, 15:21 »

here's a thing. turn on a pop or dadrock or hard rock station. listen very carefully to the commercials where artists phone in and say "hi this is jacoby shaddix from papa roach." those people? they are the people santana will recruit.
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #95 on: 22 Dec 2010, 15:56 »

The Litmus test is if the people who buy said artists records are all FUCKING RETARDED CULTURALLY BACKWARD MORONS
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #96 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:35 »

belgium's charts must be straight up kooky
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Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
« Reply #97 on: 23 Dec 2010, 03:27 »

I sincerely doubt that Santana knows there is a place called belgium. After all, this man claimed he never played woodstock, until he was shown footage of himself playing at woodstock.

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« Reply #98 on: 23 Dec 2010, 05:47 »

Yeah, good on ya, Belgium!
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« Reply #99 on: 24 Dec 2010, 11:22 »

Santana feat. John Lydon - Karma Police

Santana feat. ________ - Games without Frontiers

Santana feat. Goldfrapp - "Games Without Frontiers"

Santana feat. James Mercer - ___________
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