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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #250 on: 12 Feb 2011, 07:03 »

Three words: The Ugly Truth.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #251 on: 12 Feb 2011, 07:38 »

a vaguely creepy+sexist set of pictures on an Internet forum.

lol wut

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« Reply #252 on: 12 Feb 2011, 11:01 »

I felt kind of skeezy putting up that post? Like, "here are some women I have thought about having sex with". It's not even necessarily this thread, which is pretty tame (I'm sure mostly due to the restraint employed by the people posting in it), but most forums I have been on have a similar thread, usually with a totally cringeworthy title like "I'd Hit That!". Add to that that it's pretty rare to GIS any female actress and not have it come up with some Maxim or FHM shoot and usually also some grainy screenshots of a nude scene in a movie, and it's not too difficult to see why someone who's a bit neurotic and overly conscious of how he appears to others (i.e; me) might feel somewhat damned by association by making a post like that.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #253 on: 12 Feb 2011, 12:54 »

No dude, gotta change your sig.
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« Reply #254 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:34 »

Gotta get banned.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #255 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:39 »

waitaminute something is fishy here, I see two different sigs

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #256 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:42 »

Gotta get banned.
It would be a silly thing to get banned over.
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« Reply #257 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:45 »

waitaminute something is fishy here, I see two different sigs

I was wondering that too
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #258 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:31 »

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #259 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:33 »



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If we don't remember me is pretty cool, though
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #260 on: 12 Feb 2011, 17:20 »

Knocked Up was a very good film and Katherine Heigl certainly isn't a pain to look at, but I find it pretty hard to care too much about her, even to the point of including her in a vaguely creepy+sexist set of pictures on an Internet forum.

remember when she said that 'knocked up' was sexist & reductive and then made 'the ugly truth'
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #261 on: 13 Feb 2011, 02:49 »

Hey are we still doing photos of famous people we've always been crushin' on?

Because if we are then MANCRUSH

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« Reply #262 on: 13 Feb 2011, 11:00 »

You've got a broken link so we can't see your mancrush. I'm slightly disappointed.
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« Reply #263 on: 13 Feb 2011, 14:24 »

Photobucket'd.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #264 on: 13 Feb 2011, 14:55 »

Nice choice, Harry.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #265 on: 14 Feb 2011, 21:43 »

So I started watching Community recently

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #266 on: 14 Feb 2011, 21:46 »

See this shits me. What the hell is he wearing on his legs. That is not appropriate "Go to an awards show and pose with pretty women" attire. That's barely even appropriate "Go to a nice bar on a Friday night" attire. Damn you modern man, learn to dress properly!
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #267 on: 14 Feb 2011, 21:51 »

damn are they some pretty women, though
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #268 on: 14 Feb 2011, 22:03 »

I approve of all three people in Dovey's picture.
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« Reply #269 on: 14 Feb 2011, 22:22 »

Oh hey it's Tweetie, cool.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #270 on: 14 Feb 2011, 22:59 »

COMMUNITY FUCK YEAH!
Alison Brie is just so adorbs.

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #271 on: 15 Feb 2011, 05:20 »

Wait are we talking about French women now? I can do that.

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #272 on: 15 Feb 2011, 05:43 »

Yes please!

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #273 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:14 »

Is play-doh some kind of slang for talented and versatile actress? I thought I was down with the kids but apparently not.
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« Reply #274 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:16 »

I thought it was a pretty obvious joke about how that photo has clearly been photoshopped and has nothing but soft edges and a weird glow, causing Tatou to look oddly softened and almost as if she was made of a malleable substance marketed as a childrens toy.
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« Reply #275 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:22 »

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« Reply #276 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:23 »

and

might as well
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« Reply #277 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:38 »



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« Reply #278 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:01 »

I thought it was a pretty obvious joke about how that photo has clearly been photoshopped and has nothing but soft edges and a weird glow, causing Tatou to look oddly softened and almost as if she was made of a malleable substance marketed as a childrens toy.

Which is pretty much what you'd expect from an ad for Chanel, but that doesn't change that she's very pretty.

Better?
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« Reply #279 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:55 »

I reckon you could find worse if you wanted to. There are even a couple of websites dedicated to these things.

Besides, given that it's a screen grab from the film and therefore a part of a wider advertising campaign, it would be pretty silly to change the image so that it no longer looks the same. Such are the ways of interlinked advertising strategies. The picture itself is nothing spectacular but I quite like the advert, a careful homage to the noir genre in a classic setting treading the edge of animation. A bold move but well balanced.
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« Reply #280 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:58 »

So I started watching Community recently

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #281 on: 15 Feb 2011, 08:13 »

EVERYONE STOP POSTING FRENCH WOMEN, MY PANTS ARE BECOMING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
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« Reply #282 on: 15 Feb 2011, 08:26 »

Oh c'mon, are you really saying that by posting a picture of some like Vanessa Paradis;



You're going to suffer from some kind of sartorial discomfiture?

How are you impacted by other nations, for instance a German like Franka Potente?

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« Reply #283 on: 15 Feb 2011, 09:08 »

EVERYONE STOP POSTING FRENCH WOMEN,

Have an English one, then, also the daughter of a Hungarian baroness:

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« Reply #284 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:31 »

Are only real people allowed? Because DANG

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« Reply #285 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:44 »

look dudes those other ladies are okay but their first language isn't french so no contest, dig?
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #286 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:45 »

no offense intended toward 70's-era marianne btw whose voice alone has merited several pages in my "love diary" (just a notepad file i keep on my desktop)
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« Reply #287 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:04 »

That photo is from 1965, not the 70s (when she was living on the street with her heroin).
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« Reply #288 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:16 »

i am always wary about marianne faithfull's age because my awareness of the brouhaha with her and the Stones is just this side of "dim"
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« Reply #289 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:26 »

Don't worry Johnny, she's not French she's Belgian:

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« Reply #290 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:51 »

Don't worry Johnny, she's not French she's Belgian:

close enough
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« Reply #291 on: 15 Feb 2011, 17:07 »

It sure is.

It suuuuuure is.
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« Reply #292 on: 16 Feb 2011, 01:07 »

Are only real people allowed? Because DANG

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Only real people.  Yayniall is also in violation of this for posting Sophie Reade.  Page 3 girls aren't real people.
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« Reply #293 on: 16 Feb 2011, 07:22 »



Only real people.  Yayniall is also in violation of this for posting Sophie Reade.  Page 3 girls aren't real people.
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I used to know one in real life, but my real life, not hers, she wasn't, as stated above, real.


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« Reply #294 on: 16 Feb 2011, 13:48 »

not a celebrity but i'll admit... i have a big crush on one of the models on the fossil website. it's made browsing during my breaks from work a bit awkward lately.



yeah yeah i can tell your fossil brand clothes that you are being paid to wear make you happy but your clothes don't love you like i do
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« Reply #295 on: 16 Feb 2011, 14:27 »

Ooo! My hair is around that length! Now I know what to do with it!

See, Fossil is good for more than their awesome fashions. Also I want that jacket.
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« Reply #296 on: 16 Feb 2011, 17:16 »

What Tania you don't like girls shut up
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« Reply #297 on: 03 Mar 2011, 18:37 »

You know, I can't imagine Clooney having sex either. At all. But I can easily see him in bed with Tania discussing her thesis.

George Clooney, wtf. You are a dashing man and that is all you will ever be.

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« Reply #298 on: 03 Mar 2011, 19:23 »

George Clooney is in my city. Maybe you should visit, Tania.
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« Reply #299 on: 03 Mar 2011, 20:13 »

I imagine Clooney gets a lot of play because A) he's Clooney and 2) like, girls don't actually expect to be having sex with him. Major guard down. Like they will be engaged in the pre-sex because he's Clooney and that's expected and then they'll suddenly be like "Oh hey. George Clooney is doing my vagina. George Clooney is rocking my vaginal region right now what's up with that." and it'll just be too surreal.

I just had to add "Clooney" to Firefox's spelling dictionary.
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