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What is your favorite phrase from QC this year?

What's your favorite Toto song?
- 7 (3.9%)
NO TIPS FOR ALLIANCE SCUM!
- 27 (15.2%)
Sloppy seconds, happy-batter, joy-juice, glee-gloop, Euphoria Fluid
- 10 (5.6%)
I WILL LET YOU TOUCH MY BOOBS IF YOU'LL SHUT UP.
- 22 (12.4%)
It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!
- 14 (7.9%)
Nope, too late. I'm fuckin' you in the ear just to make sure.
- 12 (6.7%)
He misses your body
- 9 (5.1%)
Kitty kitty kitty FRIENDS  kitty? FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?
- 10 (5.6%)
He's going to dinner-fuck her booze-hole!
- 20 (11.2%)
Eldritch horror from beyond time and space
- 5 (2.8%)
Oh, what, I have to be an EMPLOYEE to haze the rookie?
- 3 (1.7%)
Aaaaand there goes my boner.
- 3 (1.7%)
We think she might have Cuddle Rabies
- 6 (3.4%)
Nice tits, can I take a shit on them?
- 16 (9%)
"Orgasm-town" and "Bitter-Recrimination-ville"
- 8 (4.5%)
Angst solstice
- 6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 66

Voting closed: 20 Dec 2010, 12:51


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What's your nomination?
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2010, 18:30 »

"I'm not a witch."
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #2 on: 14 Dec 2010, 18:31 »

Second.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #3 on: 14 Dec 2010, 18:35 »

Better still:

"If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested."
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #4 on: 14 Dec 2010, 18:45 »

"Elationship", from this forum.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #5 on: 14 Dec 2010, 21:17 »

Forum-wise -- Useless Broom Made Entirely Out of Dicks

Comic-wise -- "What's your favorite Toto song?"(how one question could spin everything all upside down), "IT'S HOLD THE LINE YOU FUCKS" or ...was "OH GOD THEY TEAMED UP" from this year or 09? I can't remember.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #6 on: 15 Dec 2010, 04:07 »

From the comic:

"Nice tits, can I take a shit on them?"
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #7 on: 15 Dec 2010, 08:32 »

Even better choice:  What Hanners said in the comic after.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #8 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:51 »

"Yes, yes, snot on my shirt. That's what friends are for"
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #9 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:53 »

I nominate Faye's final comment from tonight's comic (1818)
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #10 on: 15 Dec 2010, 17:11 »

There have been so many FTW moments in the strip and in this forum...

UBMEOD is probably the phrase of the year in the forums.

Strip-wise? Gonna have to think about that.

EDIT - Let's see, here's a few nominees:

  • "NO TIPS FOR ALLIANCE SCUM!"
  • "WELP, I'm going to bed."
  • "My secret nickname for you is 'Sex Pony'."
  • OCDelightful
  • Death Metal Latte
  • "I'm the friggin' Sherlock Holmes of wacky AnthroPC mishaps."
  • "I'm storing it for later, when I can discharge it at a safe location. Maybe Yucca Mountain, or the Moon."
  • "I could just SHAKE YOU right now if I didn't think you'd throw up on me."
  • "Yeah, hookin' up with your roommate is a terrible idea."
  • "Tsk, it's always the uptight ones that end up total pokesluts."
  • "It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"
  • "Baking is wonderful! It's like science for hungry people!"
  • "I thought INTERNET drama was bad, but this is RIDICULOUS."
  • "Total sucker rule violation"
  • "It bothers me that I'm becoming inured to this."
  • "Orgasm-town" and "Bitter-Recrimination-ville"
  • "I'm making so much progress today! Maybe I'm finally ready to try TACO BELL!"
  • "Crypto-flaxen conspiracy"
  • "If you liked it then you shoulda had a war for it..."
  • "Meh, good enough, I guess."
  • AFRICA!
  • "You coulda slid the Cliff's Notes on Faye under my door
  • "Angst solstice"
  • "Eldritch horror from beyond time and space"
  • "Ed a ma me, ed-a ed-a ma-me-me"
  • "I WILL LET YOU TOUCH MY BOOBS IF YOU'LL SHUT UP."
  • Yerba mate + espresso= Yog-Sothoth
  • The Singularity happened.
  • Sloppy seconds, happy-batter, joy-juice, glee-gloop, Euphoria Fluid
  • CAUTION: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Faye's breasts.
  • Quidditch Field Idyll
  • HERMIONE AND GINNY VERSUS THE SPACE WIZARDS
  • It's been wonderful, sweetie. It really has. But I think we should call it quits.
  • You ruined a perfectly good thing for the STUPIDEST REASON POSSIBLE.
  • Jimbo. Yeah, definitely Jimbo.
  • Common side-effects of the Worry Hat include silly appearance, headsweats, impaired hearing, and compulsive fiddling with the pom-pom
  • Relationships as nautical metaphors
  • I don't think they'll appreciate it when I say you threatened me with physical harm if I didn't call.
  • I feel like a goose just walked over my grave.
  • You're a terrible influence, alcohol-induced hallucination.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #11 on: 16 Dec 2010, 07:32 »

Euphoria Fluid all the way.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #12 on: 16 Dec 2010, 07:50 »

"No tips for Alliance Scum!" hands-down for me. I laughed for days over that one!

Also a big fan of "Nope, too late. I'm fuckin' you in the ear just to make sure." (only made better by Pintsize's "Friggin FINALLY!" response)
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #13 on: 16 Dec 2010, 10:17 »

"OWLS."

Actually, no...

"Daaaaaaang" for sure.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #14 on: 16 Dec 2010, 11:34 »

My nominations...(reverse chronological order)

"Mister Peepers! Nooooooooo!!!"

"He misses your body"

"Shhhhh"

"Just the sports section please."

"NEVER TOO COLD FOR ICE CREAM"

"OH MY GOD WHERE IS OUR FOOD?"

"Oh, what, I have to be an EMPLOYEE to haze the rookie?"

"No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!"

"Aaaaand there goes my boner."

"Well, we do. Also, shut up."

"I'll stop when YOU stop being so adorable"

"He's going to dinner-fuck her booze-hole!"

"We think she might have Cuddle Rabies"

"Goddamnit, I'm gone for five minutes, and now this."

"So what are we dancing abou-" "AAAAAUGH!!!"

"Kitty kitty kitty FRIENDS  kitty? FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?"
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #15 on: 16 Dec 2010, 12:11 »


"He's going to dinner-fuck her booze-hole!"



Aaaaaaaaand we have a winner! 

Seriously, I'd completely forgotten that one! 

Stay classy, Pintsize. 
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #16 on: 16 Dec 2010, 12:47 »

Forumwise..
"Or for short he's a cheeky wee mink."
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #17 on: 16 Dec 2010, 16:40 »


"He's going to dinner-fuck her booze-hole!"



Aaaaaaaaand we have a winner! 

Seriously, I'd completely forgotten that one! 

Stay classy, Pintsize. 

i third this nomination
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #18 on: 16 Dec 2010, 17:15 »

So... is someone gonna whip up a nomination poll of some sort?
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #19 on: 16 Dec 2010, 19:06 »

Can ysth add a poll to this thread, or is someone gonna have to make a new one? 
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #20 on: 16 Dec 2010, 19:22 »

I don't think you can make a poll in a thread once it's been started.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #21 on: 17 Dec 2010, 07:28 »

From the comic:

"Nice tits, can I take a shit on them?"

I think thats my vote.

> "Eldritch horror from beyond time and space"
> "I WILL LET YOU TOUCH MY BOOBS IF YOU'LL SHUT UP."

That would be 2nd and 3rd for me.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #22 on: 17 Dec 2010, 07:34 »

I don't think you can make a poll in a thread once it's been started.

It looks as if I can add a poll if you want.  Here, I'll try...

OK, I can.

I don't know if ysth can edit that, but I can.  However, I'm not inclined to make a list of suitable options, and this thread already contains more than would make a sensible poll.  If someone wants to PM me a list, I can put it in place.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #23 on: 17 Dec 2010, 08:52 »

You're a moderator, probably as good to pick your favourites and run with it.

If your reign of terror is unpalatable to us proles, I'm sure we'll rise up and depose you from your ivory tower.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #24 on: 17 Dec 2010, 08:58 »

OK - I can't settle down to do it until later this evening, though.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #25 on: 17 Dec 2010, 11:14 »

From the comic:

"Nice tits, can I take a shit on them?"
Lol every single time
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year
« Reply #26 on: 17 Dec 2010, 12:29 »

"So, do you want me to kill Dora for you?"
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #27 on: 17 Dec 2010, 12:50 »

OK, you've got a poll.  I've taken an fairly arbitrary 16 from the selection already mentioned, and you can have three votes each, which you can't change after placing.  I'll leave it open through the weekend.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #28 on: 17 Dec 2010, 12:52 »

I love a lot of the other quotes mentioned, but I'm still sticking to my original one.  If I forget about QC, for some reason, and think back to it in several years, that "pick-up line" will most likely be the first thing I remember :)

Edit - Oooh, sweet.  I can choose two more if I want!  Yaaayyyy!

Edit 2 - Or I can't.  BooooooooOoOo!
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #29 on: 17 Dec 2010, 18:05 »

This... is going to be a close competition.

There are a lot of good ones on there.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #30 on: 18 Dec 2010, 12:53 »

1st Choice: Happy batter! Joy juice! Glee gloop! Euphoria fluid!  :laugh:

2nd Choice: Nice tits, can I take a shit on them?

Honestly couldn't decide on a third one.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #31 on: 18 Dec 2010, 13:15 »

The top five should have a "runoff" election that goes through Dec. 30.
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #32 on: 18 Dec 2010, 13:57 »

I second jwhouk's idea, this is too close a competition with way too few voters (as it looks right now, at least).
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #33 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:10 »

It was probably last year or even before, which is the only excuse for not including "Happy birthday, Grandma!"
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Re: Nomination for Phrase of the Year - NOW WITH POLL!
« Reply #34 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:12 »

I will change this to a runoff between the top handful this evening.
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