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What is the best thread right now?
« on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:00 »

I just really want to read the best thread.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #1 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:04 »

every thread
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #2 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:09 »

I mean I assumed it was this thread.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #3 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:09 »

 :mrgreen:
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #4 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:10 »

 :-D
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #5 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:10 »

 :psyduck:
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #6 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:11 »

Your requirements are very modest, it seems.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #7 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:54 »

This board...

It's kinda like dating a fat chick who gives terrible head and only puts out once every month.


The occasional fuck you get, no matter how terrible it is, has to be better than not getting laid at all.


This board is, for the most part, the 29 days a month you're not getting fucked.


Does that make sense?
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #8 on: 23 Dec 2010, 02:05 »

No,

Have you been drinking?
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #9 on: 23 Dec 2010, 06:28 »

Like sports like the rest of us, Kieffer.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #10 on: 23 Dec 2010, 13:01 »

I like basketball pretty good. Do you guys talk about basketball?
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #11 on: 23 Dec 2010, 14:11 »

you should hang out with my brother he won't shut the fuck up about the celtics
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #12 on: 23 Dec 2010, 14:14 »

I like basketball pretty good. Do you guys talk about basketball?

I try talking about basketball but clearly nobody else gives a fuck.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #13 on: 23 Dec 2010, 14:16 »

i stopped paying attention to basketball when the bulls stopped winning Every Goddamn Thing.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #14 on: 23 Dec 2010, 14:31 »

That's fairly sensible given where you're from. I have no fucking idea why I give a shit about basketball. The Timberwolves are even bigger fuck ups than the Vikings, after all.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #15 on: 23 Dec 2010, 14:45 »

The games thread was sort of fun for a few minutes, but then we stopped doing it

WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO HIM was pretty fun until that last page.
« Last Edit: 23 Dec 2010, 15:24 by Blue Kitty »
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #16 on: 23 Dec 2010, 15:53 »

OH MY GOD I LOVE TALKING ABOUT BASKETBALL
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #17 on: 23 Dec 2010, 15:54 »

UNLESS IT'S WITH WHINY ASS KOBE FANS BECAUSE MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE DUMB
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #18 on: 23 Dec 2010, 17:48 »

My favorite thing about Lakers fans is the way they conveniently ignore Tim Duncan's existence when making their best player of his generation argument for Kobe.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #19 on: 23 Dec 2010, 18:53 »

I don't understand the viewpoint of the Spurs being "boring" (yeah they're my team)
like where does it come from. Is it just because none of them are particularly thuggy. Basketball fans are annoying
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #20 on: 23 Dec 2010, 19:08 »

I think a lot of NBA fans don't quite realize that when Timmy scores on a layup or bank shot that is in fact actually worth the same number of points as when Vince Carter dunks. Just a theory.

And yeah, Manu is crazy good.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #21 on: 25 Dec 2010, 22:00 »

Basketball is the shittest team sport.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #22 on: 25 Dec 2010, 22:07 »

I don't know, man, Polo.

Water Polo, though, the best.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #23 on: 25 Dec 2010, 23:19 »

holy shit old hat
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #24 on: 25 Dec 2010, 23:33 »

i was hoping my santana thread would be funny but like its hit:miss ratio is really alarmingly low, probably because nobody read this part

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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #25 on: 25 Dec 2010, 23:59 »

Man Johnny at least your Santana thread has attracted a good level of interest. I still can't believe my "write an overblown genre story using key words and phrases from your local weather forecast" thread didn't take off way back when.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #26 on: 26 Dec 2010, 10:45 »

i was hoping my santana thread would be funny but like its hit:miss ratio is really alarmingly low, probably because nobody read this part

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if you suggest that he'd cover a neutral milk hotel song you're maybe retarded. ditto with recruiting like m. ward or something. don't make that joke, it's not fucking funny and like pales in comparison to the actual real life joke of Santana ft. Nas - "Back In Black (AC/DC)."

oh well. life is shit. then we die

I think the reason it isn't going the way you want is cause you keep shitting on people and trying to push shit on them.

I can't believe no one has made a, "WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE," joke.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #27 on: 26 Dec 2010, 13:52 »

I just made one of those like 2 days ago in a different thread, still on cooldown.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #28 on: 26 Dec 2010, 22:28 »

I think the reason it isn't going the way you want is cause you keep shitting on people and trying to push shit on them.

i probably wouldn't be shitting on people if they demonstrated being able to grasp a really simple concept but spilled milk etc.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #29 on: 27 Dec 2010, 04:04 »

Johnny C your anger is just a feeble attempt to mask your shame at knowing so much about shitty, shitty music.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #30 on: 27 Dec 2010, 11:28 »

i'm not ashamed of it at all
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #31 on: 27 Dec 2010, 16:18 »

Maybe you should be.
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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #32 on: 27 Dec 2010, 16:19 »

Also us mods really need to start putting some colour into our avs because I'm starting to get us confused.

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Re: What is the best thread right now?
« Reply #34 on: 29 Dec 2010, 15:50 »

I have absolutely no idea what the significance of that is.

Possibly because I don't know very much about terrible music.

(Possibly because I'm a bit slow.)
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