Disclaimer: To be clear, this isn't a cheap advertising ploy or banner, popup, plug or spam. It can't be, because the place I'm asking about does not exist. It strikes me, though, that this forum may represent a particular market, and that I may use it for shameless market research. That said, here's the pitch:
Pitch: Is anyone else sick of cafes serving twelve-dollar paninis which are less filling than their coffee? I pay five dollars just for a mug and a muffin...which I can't always afford the pleasure of. Hence, broke college students nursing single cups of coffee for eight hours of free internet. Not to mention the lines--half an hour is a bit long to wait for a chai. What were they doing back there? Did they have to kill the chai? I half imagine a sequence with a barista in an african safari-hat, hunting wild chai across the plains, returning from the back room with scars and sunburn. All this we put up with, often for spotty music selections and half-decent coffee which we could have made better at home. Ah, and the free internet. (How do you suppose I'm writing this, after all?)
So here's my thought, though it has been subject to some debate. I want to acquire a cafe, perhaps in or near a large east-coast city--one of those cities that still has open markets. Have you ever been to those things? You can fill up on bread and cheese and fruit for a few dollars. Seriously, what's wrong with absurdly simple foods? My cafe menu: Plate--large, medium, small. Coffee--large, medium, small. Plates would have some bread, some cheese, some fruit--probably whatever looked fresh at market that week. Let people go elsewhere for wider options or the experience of being waited on. This place would be amazingly cheap and amazingly quick (no prep time), without being a McFeckingDonalds.
So my question is this--would you go there? Why/why not?