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Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
« Reply #100 on: 06 May 2011, 21:53 »

N.

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« Reply #101 on: 06 May 2011, 22:12 »

You missed an i.
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« Reply #102 on: 06 May 2011, 22:20 »

Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
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« Reply #103 on: 07 May 2011, 01:31 »

Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".
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Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
« Reply #104 on: 07 May 2011, 01:33 »

yr face is inconsistent
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« Reply #105 on: 07 May 2011, 02:34 »

To be fair, a consistent face would be pretty dull. How would you tell when a person was sad? When they were happy? When they really needed to poo?
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« Reply #106 on: 07 May 2011, 09:58 »

Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".

We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

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« Reply #107 on: 07 May 2011, 10:10 »

Do we need a stylistic choice to replace yr?
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« Reply #108 on: 07 May 2011, 10:11 »

Yawr.
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« Reply #109 on: 07 May 2011, 10:11 »

How about we make a stylistic choice called spelling things properly?
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« Reply #110 on: 07 May 2011, 10:12 »

Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".

We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

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« Reply #111 on: 07 May 2011, 10:14 »

I don't get this reference.
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« Reply #112 on: 07 May 2011, 10:14 »

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« Reply #113 on: 07 May 2011, 10:16 »

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« Reply #114 on: 07 May 2011, 10:17 »

Oh hey it's another of your deliberate stylistic choices.
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« Reply #115 on: 07 May 2011, 10:21 »

Everybody is an auteur; there is no grammar but the grammar of the heart.
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« Reply #116 on: 07 May 2011, 10:22 »

You have to let this forum go, Dovey.

It's like how you don't go back to a house you've moved out of and take a naked piss in the middle of the night. Sure you did it a thousand times whilst you lived there but now it's just not appropriate.
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« Reply #117 on: 07 May 2011, 10:28 »

It's the principle goddamnit
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« Reply #118 on: 07 May 2011, 10:28 »

Yeah OK I don't know what that was supposed to mean either
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« Reply #119 on: 07 May 2011, 10:28 »

I'm just really close to 10k posts y'all
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« Reply #120 on: 07 May 2011, 10:29 »

And heyoooo we're back on topic
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« Reply #121 on: 07 May 2011, 11:26 »

Hey Dovey if you want to post more but don't think five in a row is fine then this is neat little breaker for you so you can keep going if you want.
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« Reply #122 on: 07 May 2011, 12:06 »

I'm just trying to have a constructive conversation guys
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« Reply #123 on: 07 May 2011, 12:35 »

God it feels like a fucking millennium since the last time I saw that picture

I actually missed it
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« Reply #124 on: 07 May 2011, 12:46 »

Is he about to collect semen or urine? Or is he going to fit a gigantic condom?
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« Reply #125 on: 07 May 2011, 13:52 »

Who cares, he just wants it inside of him.
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« Reply #126 on: 07 May 2011, 18:52 »

I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.
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« Reply #127 on: 07 May 2011, 21:03 »

one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
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« Reply #128 on: 07 May 2011, 21:30 »

DOOOOORKS
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« Reply #129 on: 07 May 2011, 21:37 »

I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

This man speaks the truth. Sadly it still annoys the shit out of me just like any other chopped up word, like ur, w8, etc.



That felt so wrong typing those...
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« Reply #130 on: 07 May 2011, 21:46 »

I ceased caring about not caring for stupid hipster bullshit.
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« Reply #131 on: 07 May 2011, 21:49 »

I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

YOU are totally lame hipster bullshit
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« Reply #132 on: 07 May 2011, 22:39 »

guys its a punx thing. relax
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« Reply #133 on: 07 May 2011, 22:40 »

also

I ceased caring about not caring for stupid hipster bullshit.

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« Reply #134 on: 08 May 2011, 01:46 »

We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

So is comic sans
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« Reply #135 on: 08 May 2011, 01:48 »

If you guys keep that up I'm ging to decimate your vowls. I mean actually decimte, ancient Rome style: I'm ging to go through your posts and rmove every tenth vowel. Se how you like that.



Like that?
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« Reply #136 on: 08 May 2011, 01:54 »

You wouldnt dare.
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« Reply #137 on: 08 May 2011, 01:56 »

but this post has only nine vowls

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Now it does
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« Reply #138 on: 08 May 2011, 04:53 »

A decimated vowel, of course
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« Reply #139 on: 08 May 2011, 05:38 »

It's not decimated, you removed the ninth vowel, instead of the tenth. The tenth was the o in your 'now'.
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« Reply #140 on: 08 May 2011, 06:01 »

What on earth is a vowl?

A vigilante owl.

Who else do you think is going to keep all those mouse gangs and mouse hoodlums in check? The cops?
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« Reply #141 on: 08 May 2011, 06:06 »

Vowels are sounds; we have five letters (aeiou) that always represent vowel sounds, and one (y) that sometimes does and sometimes doesn't.  I have consistently counted y as a vowel when representing a vowel, and not when representing a consonant.
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« Reply #142 on: 08 May 2011, 13:38 »

I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

right, just so everyone is like totally clear: "yr" has its origins in beat culture, making it one of the few things which is actually straight-up, unequivocally hipster in origin.
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« Reply #143 on: 08 May 2011, 14:52 »

Sonic Youth copied its modern usage from Kerouac; but it has been used from time to time since its first appearance in mediaeval manuscripts.  Here are some citations from the OED:

1772 J. KNYVETON Jrnl. 12 June in E. Gray Man Midwife (1946) I. 59  The two rooms and the closet will furnish *yr. obdt. with lecture rooms and office.

1811 SHELLEY Let. 3 Jan. (1964) I. 35  Not that I like yr. heroine.

1876 DISRAELI Let. 13 Sept. in R. S. Churchill Winston S. Churchill (1967) I. Compan. I. 54  I earnestly hope that these arrangements may be consistent with Yr Grace's decision to accept the high office of the Queen's Representative in Ireland.

1973 Black World Sept. 84  Ever get tired of people playing with yr life?
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« Reply #144 on: 08 May 2011, 18:00 »

Benjamin Disraeli, what a fuckin' hipster.
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« Reply #145 on: 08 May 2011, 18:24 »

Well yeah, motherfucker named himself after a Cream album.
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« Reply #146 on: 08 May 2011, 19:06 »

Hey man fuck you that album rules
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« Reply #147 on: 08 May 2011, 20:03 »

Benjamin Disraeli, what a fuckin' hipster.
Is it sad that whenever someone mentions the guy, my first thought is this?
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« Reply #148 on: 08 May 2011, 20:21 »

Sad is the right word, Sir.
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« Reply #149 on: 08 May 2011, 20:23 »

More sad that most people don't, I suppose.
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