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HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« on: 06 Jan 2011, 15:37 »

No seriously

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Dibs on Dale
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #1 on: 06 Jan 2011, 16:06 »

I call Proenneke.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #2 on: 06 Jan 2011, 16:17 »



I wanna be this guy.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #3 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:19 »

I can't be a Dick, I'm the pope.

Wait. This is the forum we're talking about. I'm Pope Dick I.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #4 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:21 »

I love that sweater. I wanna be Dicky, too.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #5 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:23 »

I call dibs on Butkus.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #6 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:24 »

I love that sweater. I wanna be Dicky, too.

Nuh-uh, I said it first! Find your own dick!
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #7 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:25 »

... okay that sounds even more awkward than I intended it to. Sorry about that.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #8 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:25 »

I call Proenneke.

damnit i wanted that one


I call dibs on the guy from Die Hard, who you might remember because someone says to him, and I quote: "Dick, you're nuts!" followed quickly by "We're gonna jerk these cocksuckers off!"
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #9 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:27 »

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #10 on: 06 Jan 2011, 17:38 »

I call Dick Blick.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #11 on: 06 Jan 2011, 18:02 »

Then I'm Biggus Dickus.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #12 on: 06 Jan 2011, 18:06 »

if i participate in this thread i demand everyone refer to me as richard
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #14 on: 06 Jan 2011, 18:24 »

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #15 on: 06 Jan 2011, 18:37 »

Wait wait!
I wanna be Dick Whitman.

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #16 on: 06 Jan 2011, 19:06 »

I call Proenneke.

damnit i wanted that one

Sorry, but we can't both be him. This forum can't handle that much awesome.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #17 on: 06 Jan 2011, 19:11 »

Would Richard be ok?  I mean it's basically a classy dick
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #18 on: 06 Jan 2011, 19:31 »

I'll be Philip K.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #19 on: 06 Jan 2011, 19:33 »

I bagsie <DICK><.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #20 on: 06 Jan 2011, 19:51 »

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #21 on: 06 Jan 2011, 20:07 »

*Sends for Dik Dik Van Dik*
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #22 on: 06 Jan 2011, 21:03 »

This post is all about Dik-diks.



A dik-dik, pronounced "dĭk’ dĭk", is a small antelope of the Genus Madoqua that lives in the bushes of East Africa, Angola and Namibia. Dik-diks stand 30–40 cm (approx. 12–16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years. Dik-diks are named for the alarm calls of the females, which make a dik-dik, or zik-zik sound. In addition to the female's alarm call, both the male and female make a shrill whistling sound. These calls often alert a variety of other animals to any disturbance in the area. Consequently, hunters regard dik-diks as a nuisance and have killed great numbers in the past in order to prevent them from scaring away game animals.
Female dik-diks are somewhat larger than males. The males have horns, which are small (about 3 in or 7.5 cm), slanted backwards and longitudinally grooved. The hair on the crown forms an upright tuft that sometimes partially conceals the short, ringed horns of the male. The head of the dik-dik often seems disproportionate to the animal's small body. The upper body is grey-brown, while the lower parts of the body, including the legs, belly, crest, and flanks, are tan. A black spot below the inside corner of each eye contains a preorbital gland that produces a dark sticky secretion. Dik-diks insert grass stems and twigs into the gland to scent-mark their territories.
To prevent overheating while minimizing need for water, the dik-dik has evolved a particular cooling mechanism. Their elongated snouts have bellow-like muscles by which blood is pumped. Airflow and subsequent evaporation cools this blood before it is recirculated to the body. However, this panting is only implemented in extreme conditions—dik-diks can tolerate temperatures of up to 104° Fahrenheit (40 °C).






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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #23 on: 06 Jan 2011, 21:03 »

Dickfish?

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #24 on: 06 Jan 2011, 22:12 »

Dikdiks are adorable. I wish there were tame ones to have as pets.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #25 on: 06 Jan 2011, 22:28 »

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #26 on: 06 Jan 2011, 23:58 »

Dibs on the Third.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #27 on: 07 Jan 2011, 00:19 »

If you're going to be the Third, I'll be the Seventh Dick You See.

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #28 on: 07 Jan 2011, 04:17 »

This post is all about Dik-diks.

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #29 on: 07 Jan 2011, 09:24 »

"We had to wait until the baby dik-dik was too big to fit through the holes in the fence before putting it on display." squee
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #30 on: 07 Jan 2011, 09:33 »

I call Moby.
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #31 on: 07 Jan 2011, 11:23 »

I call dibs on Butkus.

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #32 on: 08 Jan 2011, 12:04 »

Iiiiii am not a Dick

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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #33 on: 08 Jan 2011, 14:50 »

Watch out man, he's tricky
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #34 on: 09 Jan 2011, 09:26 »

It's tricky to establish diplomatic contact, to establish diplomatic contact with Communist China

It's tricky

Tricky tricky tricky tricky
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Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
« Reply #35 on: 16 Jan 2011, 05:19 »

Run-PRC?
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