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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #50 on: 07 Dec 2010, 19:43 »

making out to thrice is an alarming proposition

Digital Sea is pretty goddamn tame. It's pretty much a direct rip-off of Mezzanine and KID A.

That being said, my other mix -- Songs to sod a bitch like a horny landscaping service to -- has plenty heavy fare on it. It's more 3rd date material, though -- apparently some women don't appreciate "making love" to Betrayal is a Symptom or Prison Sex.

Also, I challenge you to stay hard while shagging to Sleepyhead by Passion Pit on repeat. I haven't been able to ...ahem... pull it off yet.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #51 on: 07 Dec 2010, 21:13 »

weird, i haven't listened to thrice since 2005 but that sounds nuts. i might actually have to listen to a thrice song.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #52 on: 08 Dec 2010, 00:42 »

Wouldn't it be awkward to make out to Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

You'd be sitting their thinking she was going to suddenly just say, "Oh yeah, I'm a guy."
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #53 on: 08 Dec 2010, 02:27 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #54 on: 09 Dec 2010, 08:57 »

Cliche in this context implies that it's a mistake to use.

Barry White may or may not be appropriate depending on whether or not you and your partner were born c. 1950 but I doubt that the decision would ever come back to bite you in the ass.

Barry White is always appropriate, imo. It's ecstasy when you lay down next to meee.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #55 on: 28 Dec 2010, 02:23 »

Why in all holy hell did nobody post this song yet

I mean it is perfect for this

Breakbot - "Baby I'm Yours" (feat. Irfane)
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« Reply #56 on: 28 Dec 2010, 03:39 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #57 on: 29 Dec 2010, 00:29 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #58 on: 29 Dec 2010, 13:30 »

I like to listen to the following when I'm making out.

Incubus - Warning
Planet Funk - Lemonade
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #59 on: 29 Dec 2010, 13:39 »

Typically when I have girls over they turn out to have a defined musical preference, so I put on some Morphine or old Smashing Pumpkins or even some trance, just something textured and moody. But the other night this girl was an opera singer and so was always too busy listening to stuff she was going to perform to listen to contemporary music. She had no requests at all.

So I threw on From Here to Infirmary. It felt so juvenile but I loved it.
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« Reply #60 on: 29 Dec 2010, 18:38 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #61 on: 30 Dec 2010, 05:49 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #62 on: 30 Dec 2010, 15:11 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcdSfSNhaTw

Listen to some Zero 7. Bitches love Zero 7.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #63 on: 30 Dec 2010, 17:46 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #65 on: 02 Jan 2011, 01:28 »

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still one of my favorite album covers, ever
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #66 on: 02 Jan 2011, 09:45 »

Look at This Fucking Album Cover
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #67 on: 02 Jan 2011, 15:29 »

But the other night this girl was an opera singer and so was always too busy listening to stuff she was going to perform

My first wife was an opera singer, and my second is 70% deaf and finds background noise a distraction (as I do anyway).  So for me the idea of a make-out mix at all has the subtext that the occasion could not be serious.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #68 on: 02 Jan 2011, 16:32 »

still one of my favorite album covers, ever

How annoying are these people to me, a visual appraisal from left to right:

- His outfit is so ridiculous that I'm just going to assume he's on his way to or returning from a costume party. I'm being generous. He gets a pass, just.
- She's okay, but those shoes are really ugly. What's with clunky sneakers, people? They're like clogs made from more comfortable materials.
- Oh boy. The hat. The rolled up jeans. The fucking hair. It's a three-way race between this kid, the 80s revival doofus in the blue singlet, and that girl in the bear hat.
- I don't know what that thing is around his neck. If it's something important then he could just put it in his pocket like a normal person does. If it's some kind of pendant then it just looks stupid. But in general his appearance is too bland to be truly annoying.
- I'm going to assume she's just a kid. I don't wanna start ripping on kids, that's not cool. If she's not a kid then maybe she should stop dressing like one.
- For fuck's sake. 80s revival blue singlet doofus. Okay let's be generous again and assume he's getting in on the costume party action along with that guy in the skeleton outfit (though on reflection what the hell's with Skeletor's red bandana? What is he, an undead bikie? The skeleton of Jesse James?). This outfit sails much closer to the wind though because unlike Skeletor's it's conceivable that somebody might actually wear this kind of shit every day and think they're being cool or something. (Here's a secret: they're not.)
- The least annoying of the lot, though I think those shoes might actually be clogs. The oversize flower in the hair is a difficult look to pull off and it might be just the overexposure of the photo that's allowing her to get away with it.
- Okay bear hat wins the race to the prize. The prize is derision and scorn. Maybe she'd get away with it if she wasn't also throwing up the most half-hearted peace sign/V-for-victory sign imaginable. Maybe if she was wearing an entire bear costume I might be willing to lump her in with the costume party crowd. As it is she's a girl in a stupid hat for no good reason.

This cover is pretty much a summary of everything that perpetually shits me about hipster/indie culture. (Namely "irony", the mindless worship of trashy pop culture, and the perpetual tendency towards infantilisation.)
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #69 on: 02 Jan 2011, 16:36 »

you mad?
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #70 on: 02 Jan 2011, 16:48 »

You're going to have to specify what meaning of the word "mad" you're using.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #71 on: 02 Jan 2011, 17:04 »

The thing is that you are misinterpreting the album cover. I think it is supposed to be an homage to the sort of 'idiosyncratic' characters in John Hughes' films. It's not meant to be ironic.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #72 on: 02 Jan 2011, 17:58 »

I've seen all the John Hughes movies worth seeing several times and I can only recognise a Molly Ringwald and an Emilio Estevez in there so I think as a whole the photo can still be encapsulated as

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #73 on: 02 Jan 2011, 18:00 »

Anyway if you like it that's cool! Sometimes I'm just overcome by an irresistable desire to offer a personal corrective to the prevailing moods of popular culture.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #74 on: 02 Jan 2011, 18:17 »

An homage doesn't have to be a direct reference. I just think it was meant in the same spirit.

I don't have any particularly strong feelings for the album cover, but I don't think it is mindless worship so much as it is sincere appreciation, which is quite amply exemplified by the music on the actual album.
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« Reply #75 on: 02 Jan 2011, 20:32 »

Yeah I don't think it's quite fair to call it mindless worship. While it may not be an iconic cover exactly it's directly inspired by a particular cultural artifact, unlike say decade-wide pop nostalgia (let's talk about how great the 80s were, guys!), the sensation of which is carefully sonically recreated.

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #76 on: 02 Jan 2011, 21:21 »

Nah sorry guys it's just a picture of some idiot douchebags.
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« Reply #77 on: 02 Jan 2011, 22:00 »

You're hilarious.

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #78 on: 02 Jan 2011, 22:06 »

I wasn't trying to be funny
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« Reply #79 on: 02 Jan 2011, 22:15 »

You misread me.

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #80 on: 03 Jan 2011, 00:38 »

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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #81 on: 03 Jan 2011, 03:30 »

Oh man I'm glad I didn't cop out of that when I first started dry-heaving at around the 20-second mark otherwise I would've missed the incredible line 37 seconds into the song where he sings "We made love and then you cried".

EDIT: okay now I've somehow listened to the whole thing and instead of reacting to it fully here I'll just be thankful that the crushing obviousness and utter blandness of the song's rendering of otherwise admirable sentiments is aptly summed up by the following comment on the video:

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GREAT SONG!!!

REMEMBER WHEN!!

WE ALL

HAVE MEMORIES in our life, some good memories, some not so good, But they are all memories in our life!!
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #82 on: 03 Jan 2011, 03:38 »

Let's not be ridiculous, that steel guitar solo in the middle before the key change into the final verses is pretty excellent. Almost makes it worth it.

Almost.
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« Reply #83 on: 03 Jan 2011, 03:40 »

Yeah maybe but it doesn't make up for the fact that the song nearly put me off the mandolin forever. That's a crime I can't excuse.

Also that key change was the most half-arsed, half-hearted key change I've ever heard in a song. Only made worse by being telegraphed from a mile away.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #84 on: 03 Jan 2011, 03:42 »

Man I'm doing a lot of hatin' on this page.

If only there was some kind of music compilation that could put the spirit of love in my heart. If only there was a thread for that.
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« Reply #85 on: 03 Jan 2011, 03:52 »

I think the automatic vocal harmonizer in the recording is pretty adorable. A friend of mine has one. When he uses it at gigs, sometimes he forgets to hit the footpedal to bypass the effect, so when he speaks he sounds hella Borg status. It gets your attention for sure.
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« Reply #86 on: 03 Jan 2011, 08:52 »

Why would anyone cry after making love I mean that just doesn't...



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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #87 on: 03 Jan 2011, 16:20 »

So I threw on From Here to Infirmary. It felt so juvenile but I loved it.

That fucking album still slays for me.
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« Reply #88 on: 03 Jan 2011, 16:34 »

...oh

It's okay Dovey, I'm sure they were freedom tears.
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« Reply #89 on: 04 Jan 2011, 06:29 »

More songs about post coital tears.


edit: FUCK YOU HETERONYMS
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« Reply #90 on: 25 Jan 2011, 11:06 »

"Hotel" by Broken Social Scene.
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« Reply #91 on: 25 Jan 2011, 23:29 »

Pffft the real Dire Straits grindin' is obv "Sultans of Swing".

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« Reply #92 on: 26 Jan 2011, 05:37 »

You haven't lived until you've tried to get your mack on to this song.

I am the worst at this thread :(
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« Reply #93 on: 26 Jan 2011, 06:24 »

A couple of nights ago I was with a lady and put Beck on and it totally worked guys.

Totally.
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #94 on: 26 Jan 2011, 08:08 »

I've seen all the John Hughes movies worth seeing several times and I can only recognise a Molly Ringwald and an Emilio Estevez in there so I think as a whole the photo can still be encapsulated as

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« Reply #95 on: 30 Jan 2011, 05:48 »

stevie wonder

Correct answer.

Best make out/sex I ever had was to Brant Bjork though. When I was still young enough to just make out it was almost always to the first portished album. Emotional, but some fairly nice bass lines in there for grinding (I believe this is important.)
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Re: Help me create a make-out mix!
« Reply #96 on: 01 Feb 2011, 11:34 »

DJ fuckin' Frane, yo.
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