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Author Topic: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography  (Read 15408 times)

pwhodges

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"Mediocrity - promise unfulfilled"
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Not How I'd Write An Autobiography - Things I should have done better the first time around.
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One day ends and another begins and we're never none the wiser.

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Hey, you know, that wasn't half bad
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This Was Supposed To Be A Biography But I Wound Up Repressing The Majority Of My Memories
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- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Fucking hell you guys are downers

Hey, I'm happy with my life as it is and the book will be a brilliant read. I'm just not prepared to engage in false advertising to fund my further adventures in doing things that other people have done, half as well.
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Oh My God What Is Happening To Me Right Now: The Memiors And Experiences Of You! You Better Not Be Sober!
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- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

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- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

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Sean I feel like you'd have to share the main title and make it a series with the rest of us.
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Liz, ours should be shelved next to each other. Just to add to the confusion.
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You don't know what it's like to be stuck in my mind all the time

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The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.
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The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Nah man I figured that was Marius, he's the dickhead who would've left France and let all his friends die in the Revolution. He's also the one what got shot, too.
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also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"

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a documentation of just how much fucking time you can squander away if you tried
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Inter-species fellatio and other things I'm kind of cool with not having tried, now that I look back.
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A Life Lived For Tomorrow; or, Adventures in the Noble Art of Procrastination.
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Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....
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"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
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"Most of the titles won't fit on the spine: A Tale of being the lone voice of reason in a virtual madhouse"
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Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Speak for yourself, my book's going to have a spine an inch thick.

Triple-spaced, fifteen lines a page, y'see.
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The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Fictional characters can't copyright titles. Neither can real people.
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Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Oh, no. The spine of mine will just read "blaaaaaaugh".
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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D'you think he died while carving it?
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D'you think he died while carving it?

That's arrrgh, at the back of the throat.

This is "bluauuuugh this guy's life is boring".
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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SEX!


Now that I've got your attention, sex, you guys. Sex! Seeeeeexxx
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Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Mine will just feature an arrow pointing to the front of the book.
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i still haven't figured out how to make gimp work on my dumb computer, but if anyone wants to do mine using this photo you'll make me the happiest tania in the whole wide world
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I couldn't decide so I made three:





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also, Tania, this is for you:

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