On the other hand, when a person tells me "I like Muse" I reconsider everything I know about them, and re-evaluate my friendship with them. I am that big of a douchebag.
I 'like' Muse. Sort of, I refer you back to the quotations. I like a few of their songs, I bought an album once, I think. It was a while ago.
I subconsciously scale all bands on sort of a 10 point system. I believe I've already mentioned that by brain is weird. Muse are either a 5 or 6 depending on my mood and on the song, so I average it at 5.5. This approximately translates to:
This song/album/artist neither offends me nor sturs feelings of pleasure. It is bland, but not horribly so. If played at a party it will but accepted, neither actively or grudgingly. It simply is. If this refers to an album or band then one or two songs may crop up on playlists as exceptions to the rule.
As such I don't dislike Muse, and like one or two songs, which precariously pushes them into the 'like' range. I don't genuinely like the band or even most of their songs, their just not worth the effort to hate or even ignore.
Sorry, wait...
(Last year's winner: Matt Bellamy)
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