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Vulcan Boob Squish II - The Wrath of Faye!

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"My Boobs are a Powerful Narcotic."

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Hannelore, wake up...

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Hanners channels the Old Ones again...

6 (7.3%)

Hannelore's weird dream

6 (7.3%)

Marten in a dress?

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Hanner's Kafka-esque moment

8 (9.8%)

Ghost Ridin' the Roomba!

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RK Milholland: Questionable Guest Strip

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Total Members Voted: 70

[jwhouk]

And here you go. This is going to be an interesting week, I think - but that's just me.

[akronnick]

MOAR BEEF JERKY!!!!

[TheEvilDog]

I heard somebody say "Burn baby, burn!" 

That or seeing Dora "accidently" forget her appointment with her therapist...again. (cue Faye the Reminder  )

[iduguphergrave]

Yeah I'd really like to know if Dora's been in therapy at all yet, and if she hasn't, she's due for another violence-o-gram reminder. Can't run away from your demons anymore, Dora.

So.....to pass the time before comic tiem, does anyone here give a shit about the Oscars? Any favorites? j/w...

[TheEvilDog]

What are these Oscars of which you speak? Oh wait, yeah, its that snorefest Billy Crystal used to present. I'll thankfully be asleep by the time they start up.

[westrim]

What are these Oscars of which you speak? Oh wait, yeah, its that snorefest Billy Crystal used to present. I'll thankfully be asleep by the time they start up.

They start at what, 6? At least, they do on the west coast and, we see it on tape delay; an event, happening here, on TAPE DELAY! *shakes fist at easterners*

Point is, you go to sleep at 6?

Also, DVRs make any program 3 points better, especially variety and awards shows. Grammys in 1 hour, Superbowl in 1 and a half...

[TheEvilDog]

The point is, your 6pm, is 2am for me. I live in Ireland.

[westrim]

The point is, your 6pm, is 2am for me. I live in Ireland.

This is where I facepalm and check your profile through the handy link attached to your username. So what, does a channel randomly air it live in the wee hours of the morning or would you have to catch it online. I wouldn't bother watching if it weren't right there on the schedule already.

[Blackjoker]

I just hope the fuckup fairy quits hugging Marten so tightly and goes to visit someone else.

[Armadillo]

The point is, your 6pm, is 2am for me. I live in Ireland.

What?  Time zones?  Huh?  Ireland?

But yeah, the Oscars suck.  Even so, many of my fellow Americans will gladly spend four or five hours watching Hollywood give itself a reacharound, complete with horrific jokes and overly-long musical numbers. 

[Somnus Eternus]

The point is, your 6pm, is 2am for me. I live in Ireland.

Lies!  Everyone knows Ireland only rises out of the ocean on March 17th, and it turns the world's beer green and everyone into a ginger.

(My grandmother, who was off-the-boat Irish, would make this joke a lot, that people stateside really don't care about the Irish until St. Patrick's Day, and then suddenly everyone has a relative with a Mc in their last name.)

[akronnick]

D'AWWWW

Jeph starts off yet another week with Hannelore cuteness, but now Faye's actually caring for the wellbeing of another human...my mind, she is blown!

[Somebody]

*sets watch until someone links the last occurrence of Faye-boob-sedative*

[Akima]

Marigold had better write that down; I'm sure she could use the technique too. Boobzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! 

[iduguphergrave]

Vulcan boob squish'd


BOW NOW

[slydon]

Boobs do make a great sedative

[Shadic]

*sets watch until someone links the last occurrence of Faye-boob-sedative*

Six minutes!

[iduguphergrave]

SWEET (must try to improve)

Liked the art in the strip, and especially Faye's expressions while boob-squishing Hannelore. I also liked how Hanners just lays right down on Marigold's bed when Faye gets up lol

[foozlesprite]

I can vouch that this is a realistic technique.  My fiance always falls asleep after cuddling my bountiful I-cups.  It's cute, but a little creepy to have a 25-year-old snoring in your cleavage.

[hannahsaurusrex]

I also can vouch for this being true, and Faye's breasts are real "knock-outs."
Forgive me for that awful pun.

I'm gonna be at ECCC, any one else?

[Carl-E]

OK, the boob-squish is good, but something else got me wondering...

When was the last time we saw Faye in shorts? 

Also, art ahoy!  Not only does Faye look fantastic, but Hanner's face has the most exquisite expression as she slowly fades through the middle three panels - it's so bloody realistic, it's kinda scary!

And Foozlesprite - I cups?  Really?  Wouldn't those qualify as bolsters in their own right?  I'm tempted to say, "pics or it never happened", but I'll resist...   


Edit:  Apparantly there's only one 's' in exquisite...

[foozlesprite]

Yeah, when I was a teen people joked about them being pillows...by this point I guess they're more like beds.  I would happily donate my extra cuppage to those A-cups feverishly padding their bras.  Well, unless I could convince Faye to go lesbian with me.  Then we could make some really hot porn and never have to work again.

[hannahsaurusrex]

Damn dimensions! We can Roger Rabbit that shizz.

[musicalsoul]

I can vouch that this is a realistic technique.  My fiance always falls asleep after cuddling my bountiful I-cups.  It's cute, but a little creepy to have a 25-year-old snoring in your cleavage.

I-cups? Damn I thought it was bad when I was fitted earlier this year and went from G to H-cups (curse you weight fluctuation!)

[Deadlywonky]

Marigold had better write that down; I'm sure she could use the technique too. Boobzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! 

Knowing Marigold, if she tries this it will lead to inappropriateness, awkwardness and Hyperventilating Hanelore

[foozlesprite]

I can vouch that this is a realistic technique.  My fiance always falls asleep after cuddling my bountiful I-cups.  It's cute, but a little creepy to have a 25-year-old snoring in your cleavage.

I-cups? Damn I thought it was bad when I was fitted earlier this year and went from G to H-cups (curse you weight fluctuation!)

That's ok.  Like it or not, that qualifies you as a member of the too-big-for-their-own-damn-good club.  Here's a card.  It entitles you to unlimited free stares, difficulty finding shirts that fit, further difficulty finding bras that fit, and a lifetime of back pain.  Enjoy!

[lunakitten]

Hub and I always joke about one being a pillow, and the other a pacifier.
And I cups? H cups? Hands up my busty sisters- J here. May our backaches be minimal and may there always be a sale on large bras.

[foozlesprite]

Hub and I always joke about one being a pillow, and the other a pacifier.
And I cups? H cups? Hands up my busty sisters- J here. May our backaches be minimal and may there always be a sale on large bras.

Does Jeph have some magical ability to attract large breasted women or something?  Maybe drawing Marigold and Faye is part of a ritual to summon us or something.

[lunakitten]

I think it was the "aerodynamically curvaceous' t-shirts. 

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

I fucking love the Vulcan Boob Squish. And as a dude I can attest to the truth of that power. 's like magnets, drawing you in and coercing you to sleep.

[Smerf]

Emerald City Comic-con?  Damn you, Jeph!  Damn you, for I am too broke to go!

[Smerf]

I will also attest to the power of the boobage.  Want us out of your hair?  Vulcan Boob Squish-> "zzzz...."  Want us to do something for you?  Jedi Boob Trick -> "Yes, Mistress..."

[Afakaz]

But I thought Hugging Hannelore Heralds Heavy Hyperventilating???  I figured that the last time was just because she was drunk but no such excuse; was she just too distracted by her paranoid freakout to freak out further at this?

[pendrake]

For comic #1871...

1. Great starter for this week, I laughed out loud .

2. Panel #2... Absolutely love Faye's serious expression on applying the Vulcan Boob Squish, it made the boob-gag so much funnier.

3. Also Panel #2... Also love Hannelore's shock expression too.  I am not certain why, but it also reminded me of comic #1315: Where Else?

4. I certainly am not one to complain about QC attracting large-breasted women to this web-comic &/or forums...

[akronnick]

But I thought Hugging Hannelore Heralds Heavy Hyperventilating???  I figured that the last time was just because she was drunk but no such excuse; was she just too distracted by her paranoid freakout to freak out further at this?

The Vulcan Boob Squish is something for which one must have the courage of one's convictions, as the late Julia Child would say. Hanner's initial reaction is to freak out, but as the boob squish is held, she burns through her freak out, and is rendered blissfully asleep.

Marigold probably does not have the courage of her convictions, and would not be able to hold the squish long enough to adequately get past the initial reaction. The resulting disaster would not be pretty to behold.

Hannelore is especially susceptable to the squish because of her perpetual state of sleep deprivation. If others are to be squished, they need to be willing to indulge themselves in the luxury that being pressed into those lovely bosoms entails. Even placing one's hands on the boobs has been known to induce awestruck silence and blissful reverie.

[J]

it works abit like Electro-convulsive therapy; overstimulate the brain to a point of controlled seizure, at which point the system shuts down and resets to a more stable pattern.

[Deadlywonky]

Breast-o Convulsive Therapy! 

 

[westrim]

Has anyone recorded how many times Hannelore has fallen asleep in somewhere other than her own home? I'm sure it's more than 10- it might be more than 20.

[Blackjoker]

Has anyone recorded how many times Hannelore has fallen asleep in somewhere other than her own home? I'm sure it's more than 10- it might be more than 20.

Hmm, Fayes breasts and Martens couch....I suddenly imagine Martens sofa somehow with Fayes breasts, and Hannelore is put into a coma.

[Deadlywonky]

Has anyone recorded how many times Hannelore has fallen asleep in somewhere other than her own home? I'm sure it's more than 10- it might be more than 20.

OK, after a full scour of the archives the following apply:
558
prior to 611 (woke up after the antroPC party)
719
801
806
887
between 927 and 928
1079
between 1290 and  1293
1332 (boob squish #1)
1871

if i've missed any please correct me

[TheEvilDog]

The point is, your 6pm, is 2am for me. I live in Ireland.

This is where I facepalm and check your profile through the handy link attached to your username. So what, does a channel randomly air it live in the wee hours of the morning or would you have to catch it online. I wouldn't bother watching if it weren't right there on the schedule already.

Random channel...though its usually Sky One or Sky Movies, but by that time, I'm half asleep and I've switched the tv off.

Anyway, d'awwwww, Hanners and the Vulcan Boob Squish, better than any medication Man could make in a lab.

[Border Reiver]

My wife's lovely onces must be defective then, as they do not put me to sleep, but rather serve to keep me awake and focussed.

As they probably should if you're letting the SO snuggle into them...

[jwhouk]

There are just twenty ways of both wrong and win in this comic.

Which makes it WAY awesome.

[TheBiscuit]

My wife's lovely onces must be defective then, as they do not put me to sleep, but rather serve to keep me awake and focussed.

I couldn't help but think the same thing. I'm far less likely to fall asleep while in contact with breasts.

Surely this is a technique Marigold ought to be able to learn? I don't accept for even a second that Faye's boobs are superior...

[Odin]

Yeah, this thread isn't creepy at all.

[Carl-E]

Creepy? 


Here? 


 

[Border Reiver]

No more or less than some we've done, but we may be straddling the line.

I for one will agree to back off - for a while at least.

[westrim]

Has anyone recorded how many times Hannelore has fallen asleep in somewhere other than her own home? I'm sure it's more than 10- it might be more than 20.

OK, after a full scour of the archives the following apply:
558
prior to 611 (woke up after the antroPC party)
719
801
806
887
between 927 and 928
1079
between 1290 and  1293
1332 (boob squish #1)
1871

if i've missed any please correct me

I admire and fear your dedication. Thanks.

Random channel...though its usually Sky One or Sky Movies, but by that time, I'm half asleep and I've switched the tv off.

Ah, ok.

Yeah, this thread isn't creepy at all.

What in Odin's (oh, wait ) name is creepy about women discussing their own breasts and men expressing their appreciation for those attached to the women they sleep with?

[pwhodges]

Yeah, this thread isn't creepy at all.

It remains close to the subject of today's comic, and I see no cause to consider that out of order.

[iduguphergrave]

WAIT! Before we stop being creepy, I have to say this:

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs. 

Ok I'm done.