Topic: WCDT 28 Feb-4 Mar 2011 (1871-1875) (Read 95060 times)

jwhouk · « **Reply #200 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 06:17 »

What Dreams May Come - The worst QC Character Nightmare?

Pintsize in ANYONE's dream.    - 19 (24.1%)
Dora as the Evil Witch of the West.    - 0 (0%)
Faye as Deathbot 6000.    - 0 (0%)
Marten as his MOM.    - 22 (27.8%)
Angus as Rush Limbaugh.    - 12 (15.2%)
Sven as Elton John.    - 2 (2.5%)
Marigold as an Alliance Nightelf.    - 12 (15.2%)
Waffles as Pancakes.    - 3 (3.8%)
Pancakes as Beef Jerky.    - 2 (2.5%)
Beef Jerky as Waffles.    - 7 (8.9%)

Total Voters: 80

Black Sword · « **Reply #201 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 07:01 »

I'm... stumped. I think I'll join the Reed-aker Abode mains in staring in confusion.

Dr. ROFLPWN · « **Reply #202 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 07:27 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 Mar 2011, 05:44

Quote from: CEOIII on 03 Mar 2011, 00:09
Um.....unless he's about to set his head on fire and give Marten a penance stare, I don't see how Pintsize is ghost riding anyone or anything.

There's also that whole using a flaming chain to make his point as well...

Let's just hope pintsize isn't scheduled to be played by Nick Cage, but maybe we can get Sam Elliot to show up as Marten's Dad...

I hope you are not disrespecting the erudite cinematic performance of Mr. Cage in that movie.

Odin · « **Reply #203 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 07:59 »

I'll give him credit for one thing, Johnny Blaze never struck me as such a goofy fucker in the comics (but given how they did Blackheart, I can't really fault Cage's portrayal of the Rider, either).

Border Reiver · « **Reply #204 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 09:09 »

Quote from: Dr. ROFLPWN on 03 Mar 2011, 07:27

Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 Mar 2011, 05:44
Quote from: CEOIII on 03 Mar 2011, 00:09
Um.....unless he's about to set his head on fire and give Marten a penance stare, I don't see how Pintsize is ghost riding anyone or anything.

There's also that whole using a flaming chain to make his point as well...

Let's just hope pintsize isn't scheduled to be played by Nick Cage, but maybe we can get Sam Elliot to show up as Marten's Dad...

I hope you are not disrespecting the erudite cinematic performance of Mr. Cage in that movie.

Do I really need to answer that question?

Mr. Cage's performance seemed phone in, I've seen him do better. And that Menedez woman was definitely there to be eyecandy.

Mr. Elliott and Mr. Fonda turned in credible performances which are worth watching, but there's only so much you can do when you're up against someone channeling the emotional range of a fencepost.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #205 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 09:33 »

Or, worse, the emotional range of a Keanu Reeves.

Like, whoa.

Insectile · « **Reply #206 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 10:02 »

But Pintsize wasn't riding the roomba, he was dancing next to it. How was that Ghostriding?

CaptainFish · « **Reply #207 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 10:29 »

You can ghost ride by dancing next to your car as it coasts, but it is definitely more recognizable if you are on the hood.

Quote from: Dr. ROFLPWN on 03 Mar 2011, 00:42

WHEN YOU GET A NEW CAR

(uh huh uh huh)

AND YOU FEELIN LIKE A STAR

(okay okay)

WHATCHU GONNA DO?

(GHOST RIDE IT!)

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!

I'll just leave this link here: Ghost Ride It

appleshampooid · « **Reply #208 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:22 »

Quote from: Insectile on 03 Mar 2011, 10:02

But Pintsize wasn't riding the roomba, he was dancing next to it. How was that Ghostriding?

Yeah that was my confusion too...

Carl-E · « **Reply #209 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:32 »

The term should probably be ghost driving, since there's apparently no one behind the wheel.

Hence, the ghost is in the machine.

Sorry.

CEOIII · « **Reply #210 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:32 »

GUESTCOMICBYRANDYMILHOLLANDSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

......sorry. Just read the note at the bottom of the comic and I got a little............yeah.

stumpoman · « **Reply #211 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:54 »

I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcaJNQkj2I

Smerf · « **Reply #212 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:28 »

Quote from: akronnick on 03 Mar 2011, 01:27

I'm almost certain that voids the warranty.

For Cars, Roombas and AnthroPCs!

I'm pretty sure Pintsize is waaaaay beyond his warranty at this point. Failing anything, the military issue chassis is probably not a normal modification.

Kugai · « **Reply #213 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:47 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtXSmqEq1eA&NR=1

DoomMagnet · « **Reply #214 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 15:42 »

I wonder if Winslow is still within the bounds of his warranty?

jwhouk · « **Reply #215 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 16:17 »

Probably not.

akronnick · « **Reply #216 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 16:46 »

Being in the same room as Pintsize probably voided Winslow's warranty.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #217 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 17:02 »

I seem to remember an early strip that said Pintsize was out of warranty, but the searchable parts of the archives don't agree.

cabbagehut · « **Reply #218 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 18:07 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 03 Mar 2011, 00:25

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20ride

I had to look it up. Sometimes I get scared at how many cultural references I'm missing.

Count me among those who had to look it up, too. I'm an Old, so it's okay. I'm also Midwestern, so... we're not cool enough to ghostride here.

westrim · « **Reply #219 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 18:12 »

Quote from: DoomMagnet on 03 Mar 2011, 15:42

I wonder if Winslow is still within the bounds of his warranty?

Nah, he's too corrupted.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #220 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 18:15 »

That and I think spending at some time as a AnthroPopicle probably didn't Winslow's warrenty any good.

DoomMagnet · « **Reply #221 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 21:58 »

He and Pintsize rode the Romba driven chariot down some stairs at one point. If that doesn't void warranty's then the popcicle thing defiantly did.

akronnick · « **Reply #222 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:21 »

Randy Mulholland is going to Hell.

That is all...

daryljfontaine · « **Reply #223 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:24 »

Font size reduced for spoiler alert

Quote from: Damn You Milholland

work the shaft like it'll bring back Daddy

Randy has won OVER 9000 Internets with that line alone.

D

DSL · « **Reply #224 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:25 »

I *had* been wondering what happened to Pizza Girl ...

CEOIII · « **Reply #225 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:27 »

Moral: If you're not reading Something Positive, YOU SHOULD BE. Go start an archive binge over there. NOW.

Dr. ROFLPWN · « **Reply #226 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:34 »

Something Positive does nothing for me, but this was a thing of beauty and wonder. Good show, Randy. Good show.

Have a good con, Jeph! Don't get seduced by Willis; his silver tongue is FRAUGHT WITH LIES D:

Any other ~~huge nerds~~ cool dudes going to ECCC, be sure to check out the booth for The Exiled whilst you're there! It's made by a couple of friends, is about wizardry and modern fantasy, and is pretty fucking boss.

Akima · « **Reply #227 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:35 »

Eh, guest comics... Sometimes you get the elevator. Sometimes you get the shaft.

Swedish Chef · « **Reply #228 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:49 »

Braaainnnsss... and anchovies

wb P.G

il3Eli · « **Reply #229 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:52 »

All I have to say is that this better be canon.

DSL · « **Reply #230 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:53 »

Something Positive doesn't always do it for me, but every now and then Mr. Milholland hits one out of the park ... generally with a guest strip. And generally by taking whatever subtle character cues the original creator uses, spray painting them International Orange and hanging them from the flagpole. I admired the changes he rung on Candy the Carnivore in the crossover with Girls with Slingshots. Subtle as an 18-wheeler in a Wendy's drive-thru, but effective.

Hey, it occurs to me: Jeph, Mr. Milholland and Ms. Corsetto seem to be pretty tight, and riff well off one another, at least when comicking. A Questionably Positive Slingshot might make even me, uh, squee. (that *is* the right word, isn't it?) And I'm the type who wouldn't care to be caught dead squee-ing.

ThomasKemper · « **Reply #231 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:01 »

First post, longtime lurker, blah blah, been reading QC forever, blah blah blah.
Anyway...

Quote from: il3Eli on 03 Mar 2011, 22:52

All I have to say is that this better be canon.

You beat me to it!

I have hated practically every guest strip, but this guest comic is what I wish would actually happen. I laughed at this comic while I have only chuckled at QC for the past months.
All the relationship drama has taken a lot of the fun out of everything, so something lighthearted like this is extremely refreshing (even if it is just a guest strip).

So basically, I guess I am saying...
More autoerotic asphyxiation, strap-on wearing Pintsize please!

Kazukagii · « **Reply #232 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:05 »

I just wanted to come out of my cave in purgatory to say this is probably the best guest comic strip I've ever seen, or at least that I've seen in a long, long time. This has been a great week in terms of QC humor, and this was a wonderful top to it. It's also proof that Pintsize's antics will never get old. Never.

That is all.

ChibiSoma · « **Reply #233 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:06 »

Hey looks guys, another guest comic trying ever so desperately to get in on a little of that shock factor bank!

Like every fucking other one!

Yeah, this shit got played out long ago. Words words words words blah blah blah blah. Can these guest artists think up something original to do? Wait, that would require some effort.

Spoom · « **Reply #234 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:49 »

Best guest comic in a long time.

CEOIII · « **Reply #235 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:52 »

Quote from: DSL on 03 Mar 2011, 22:53

Something Positive doesn't always do it for me, but every now and then Mr. Milholland hits one out of the park ... generally with a guest strip. And generally by taking whatever subtle character cues the original creator uses, spray painting them International Orange and hanging them from the flagpole. I admired the changes he rung on Candy the Carnivore in the crossover with Girls with Slingshots. Subtle as an 18-wheeler in a Wendy's drive-thru, but effective.

Hey, it occurs to me: Jeph, Mr. Milholland and Ms. Corsetto seem to be pretty tight, and riff well off one another, at least when comicking. A Questionably Positive Slingshot might make even me, uh, squee. (that *is* the right word, isn't it?) And I'm the type who wouldn't care to be caught dead squee-ing.

OOOOH. I'm trying to think who in each comic travel regularly. Kharisma's on the run, Candy has to do some traveling as a dom (I remember an SP where there was a poster of her for an upcoming appearance at a strip club).........say they both run into Pizza Girl...........I like where this is going.

Oh, and ChibiSoma? Normally I'd agree with the "GUEST COMICS SUCK" vibe you're giving off (Most of the time guest strips do suck, sorry to say) but in this one case.............you need to hush.

cabbagehut · « **Reply #236 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:55 »

Aww, this one makes me sad, for dinky personal reasons. Dora! I'm sad for you!

Antario · « **Reply #237 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:57 »

jikes what a burn on faye at the end there, if jeph made pintsize do that it would simply be the end of pintsize....

oh and.... OMG ~~PENELOPE~~ PIZZA GIRL

Dr. ROFLPWN · « **Reply #238 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:58 »

Quote from: ChibiSoma on 03 Mar 2011, 23:06

Hey looks guys, another guest comic trying ever so desperately to get in on a little of that shock factor bank!

Like every fucking other one!

Yeah, this shit got played out long ago. Words words words words blah blah blah blah. Can these guest artists think up something original to do? Wait, that would require some effort.

Why do you keep coming back here

I mean honestly, all it does is make you upset

And you come here and bitch and moan and make terrible statements

And you aren't banned for some reason

I just don't get it

Odal · « **Reply #239 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:00 »

Quote from: CEOIII on 03 Mar 2011, 22:27

Go start an archive binge over there. NOW.

I've honestly tried this. It was one of the most painfully boring comics I've tried to read. I'm not fond of the repetative humor which constantly revolves around two girls ridiculing the main character because he can't get a woman. After the umpteenth time of this same humor being used over and over I quit and never went back.

And all I can say about the guest comic is: Good thing it's a guest comic.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #240 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:10 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 03 Mar 2011, 09:33

Or, worse, the emotional range of a Keanu Reeves.

Like, whoa.

Who is presently slated to play Spike Spiegel in the live-action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. No. *hangs her head* I'm not kidding.

Ghost ride the MRAP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irjl6z5SZzQ

Speaking of voiding the warrantee, please tell me that strap on does not socket into an OEM port on Pintsize. Like Marigold said, "Only thing creepier than the Uncanny Valley is the Uncanny Valley with a writhing erection."

DSL · « **Reply #241 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:18 »

One suspects there is damn little that is OEM about Pintsize anymore. He may have been standard issue 8600 at the start of the strip, but what with the cake mix and the crickets and the military chassis and whatever he's been downloading ...

Marten, it's time to take that droid into Anchorhead and have its memory flushed.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #242 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:20 »

Did everyone miss OHNOROBOT in panel 2?

Sorflakne · « **Reply #243 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:29 »

Hey look! It's Pizza Girl!

TheoGB · « **Reply #244 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:37 »

This guest strip is bloody amazing. Pizza girl, garlic bread cat, ride it like it'll bring back daddy... All kinds of win.

DSL · « **Reply #245 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:38 »

@CEOIII:
Well, Davan showed up at Slingshot's Wedding of the Century (and afterward did a bit of sledgehammer psychoanalysis on Candy, to which she responded as a domme who's been out-dommed) ... there's the whole cat-reproduction thing which indirectly led to Hazel's present predicament ... Ms. Corsetto has done a bit of poking around inside the skulls of Faye and Marigold ... Hazel and Jamie were at Northampton's beer-sledding party in the park along with most of the rest of the Webcomics pantheon ... and it's not the first time Mr. Milholland has been rude to Faye.

Hmmm. Candy and Clarice apprentice to Veronica as heirs apparent; Jameson and Dora are thrown together when Hannermom buys out CoD and Joe Shmoe, Davan tries out his psychoanalytical skills on Faye and is, um, attacked by owls ...

Truly, it would be the comics singularity.

Carl-E · « **Reply #246 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 00:58 »

Quote from: Mad Cat on 04 Mar 2011, 00:20

Did everyone miss OHNOROBOT in panel 2?

I think you mean red robot from Diesel Sweeties?

Tova · « **Reply #247 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 03:41 »

I demand moar Garlic Bread Kitty appearances.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #248 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 04:06 »

Quote from: Mad Cat on 04 Mar 2011, 00:10

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 03 Mar 2011, 09:33
Or, worse, the emotional range of a Keanu Reeves.

Like, whoa.
Who is presently slated to play Spike Spiegel in the live-action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. No. *hangs her head* I'm not kidding.

Oh hell. I haven't watched much Bebop but even I know how terrible that casting is. Howinhell does he still keep getting work? I mean FFS; even post-scientology Cruise is a better actor than Reeves.

El_Flesh · « **Reply #249 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 04:56 »

OK so did today REALLY happen??

I dare J to make it so!

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Author Topic: WCDT 28 Feb-4 Mar 2011 (1871-1875) (Read 95060 times)

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