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Re: The Current Events Thread
« Reply #100 on: 04 Mar 2011, 13:32 »
Because some people suck.
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« Reply #101 on: 04 Mar 2011, 14:35 »
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Yeah but that band sucks why would anybody name themselves after anything they did

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« Reply #102 on: 04 Mar 2011, 14:36 »
I think Patrick was being sarcastic/making a Motörhead reference?
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« Reply #103 on: 04 Mar 2011, 16:54 »
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« Reply #104 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:01 »
Current event: Thai Pizza.
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« Reply #105 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:07 »


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Re: The Current Events Thread
« Reply #106 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:33 »
hey. don't do that. try to keep this thread on topic. thank you
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« Reply #107 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:42 »
I don't want anything to do with a thread about thai pizza. My name is out there on the internet. I don't need that kind of trouble, man.
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« Reply #108 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:51 »
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« Reply #109 on: 04 Mar 2011, 17:54 »
like i have watched that part maybe 12 times trying to work out what that red thing is or why he suddenly pretends it is a monocle but there is a sort of subtle crazy to it which when paired with his immediate response to the question about drugs makes the whole moment so perfect
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« Reply #110 on: 04 Mar 2011, 21:36 »
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I think Patrick was being sarcastic/making a Motörhead reference?

Incorrect. I legitimately dislike Hawkwind.

And Motörhead.
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« Reply #111 on: 04 Mar 2011, 21:44 »
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« Reply #112 on: 04 Mar 2011, 22:09 »
put that down for a second
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« Reply #113 on: 04 Mar 2011, 23:13 »
I am convinced it is a cock ring.
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« Reply #114 on: 05 Mar 2011, 09:50 »
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I think Patrick was being sarcastic/making a Motörhead reference?

Incorrect. I legitimately dislike Hawkwind.

And Motörhead.

Oh well then you legitimately blow
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« Reply #115 on: 05 Mar 2011, 10:25 »
Quote from: Patrick on 04 Mar 2011, 23:13
I am convinced it is a cock ring.

it looks like a twizzler or something
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« Reply #116 on: 05 Mar 2011, 11:01 »
Quote from: David_Dovey on 05 Mar 2011, 09:50
Oh well then you legitimately blow

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Re: The Current Events Thread
« Reply #117 on: 05 Mar 2011, 13:27 »
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Necessary to support.
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« Reply #118 on: 05 Mar 2011, 18:20 »
(checks to see if his home state is still insane)

Yep. Protesters on the Capitol grounds, state senators still holed up in Illinois, a stubborn-as-a-mule governor.

(sigh)

(looks over at his "at-risk" letter and layoff/institution closure notice)

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Re: The Current Events Thread
« Reply #119 on: 05 Mar 2011, 18:35 »
My current event: 2 cute 21 year old blonde girls are making me dinner.  :-D

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« Reply #120 on: 05 Mar 2011, 18:45 »
Housesitting for my girlfriend and the lock needs some WD40 So had to climb in through the window at 2am. I hope no one calls the police.


That's my current event and it's a fucking BOMBSHELL of an EVENT.
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« Reply #121 on: 05 Mar 2011, 19:56 »
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« Reply #122 on: 05 Mar 2011, 20:17 »
Hey so I'm gonna quickly change this thread back to the "happy things" thread because I've been a bit bummed out the last few days (publisher rejection emails! Yay!) but then yesterday in the newspaper I saw this photo of the French novelist Georges Perec and it made me ridiculous, aspirationally happy:

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« Reply #123 on: 05 Mar 2011, 20:20 »
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« Reply #124 on: 06 Mar 2011, 11:36 »
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I am convinced it is a cock ring.

it looks like a twizzler or something

Yeah I thought it was a piece of red rope licorice, which is actually hilarious the more you think about it.
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« Reply #125 on: 06 Mar 2011, 12:52 »
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« Reply #126 on: 06 Mar 2011, 12:56 »
Seriously what happened to Emilio? EMILIO!?
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« Reply #127 on: 06 Mar 2011, 12:59 »
He's a director. Last "big" film he directed was the one about the RFK assassination.
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« Reply #128 on: 06 Mar 2011, 14:32 »
The red thing is actually a piece of wire from an F-18 bomb. According to Charlie Sheen anyway.
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« Reply #129 on: 06 Mar 2011, 16:23 »
Emilio was the coach of the mighty ducks, forever making him the Captain of My Heart.
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« Reply #130 on: 06 Mar 2011, 19:16 »
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The red thing is actually a piece of wire from an F-18 bomb. According to Charlie Sheen anyway.

bullshit, it's a twizzler
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« Reply #131 on: 06 Mar 2011, 19:19 »
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According to Charlie Sheen anyway.

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« Reply #132 on: 06 Mar 2011, 19:20 »
Okay so that's obviously hyperbole. I'm sure there are many more dubious sources in human history than Charlie Sheen.

Now let's play the game "Who's more full of shit than Charlie Sheen"!
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« Reply #133 on: 06 Mar 2011, 19:21 »
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« Reply #134 on: 06 Mar 2011, 19:22 »
although

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« Reply #135 on: 07 Mar 2011, 16:29 »
I'm watching an old episode of SNL and guess who is hosting. And guess whose opening monologue is essentially making fun of himself for the things he should be making fun of right now.
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« Reply #136 on: 08 Mar 2011, 11:44 »
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« Reply #137 on: 08 Mar 2011, 15:46 »
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« Reply #138 on: 08 Mar 2011, 16:01 »
The Horror!!  The Horror!!
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« Reply #139 on: 09 Mar 2011, 18:21 »
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« Reply #140 on: 09 Mar 2011, 18:33 »
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« Reply #141 on: 09 Mar 2011, 20:41 »
Hmmm, I guess I can live knowing how Wesleyan likes its penises.

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« Reply #142 on: 09 Mar 2011, 20:43 »
That's what they get for going with "Wesleyan Uncut"!

Video was pretty good!
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« Reply #143 on: 09 Mar 2011, 23:11 »
Goddamnit I was really hoping that talking about George Perec would take off. I'm in if you are, Harry?
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« Reply #144 on: 10 Mar 2011, 00:12 »
Since you're posting after an article regarding a celebrity's potential involvement in the adult industry, you may wish to review your word choice, sir.
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« Reply #145 on: 10 Mar 2011, 18:44 »
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« Reply #146 on: 10 Mar 2011, 19:32 »
Charlie, call me back when you can blow smoke outta your ass



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