Topic: The Current Events Thread (Read 19461 times)

Lines · « **Reply #50 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 16:55 »

I'm really tempted to make a thread titled "Fuck You, This is NOT a Thread About Charlie Sheen" but we've had that Talk about parody threads.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #51 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 16:57 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 02 Mar 2011, 16:36

Every once in a while it oauses and I freak out a little

He is not a right man.

KvP · « **Reply #52 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:01 »

Quote from: Linds on 02 Mar 2011, 16:55

I'm really tempted to make a thread titled "Fuck You, This is NOT a Thread About Charlie Sheen" but we've had that Talk about parody threads.

This is not a thread about Charlie Sheen. It's a thread about happiness that naturally and spontaneously came to center around the man, the legend, Charlie Sheen.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #53 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:01 »

Blink your eyes really fast and you catch individual frames, and that's when it becomes really frightening.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #54 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:11 »

OH GOD IT'S LIKE HE'S COMING AT ME

tania · « **Reply #55 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:19 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 02 Mar 2011, 17:01

Blink your eyes really fast and you catch individual frames, and that's when it becomes really frightening.

welp doing that just gave me plenty of nightmare material for the next month

Patrick · « **Reply #56 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:59 »

Seeing people's constant shit about Charlie Sheen just ruins my day. There's nothing attention-worthy about him. Never has been. Emilio Estevez is where it's at.

imagist42 · « **Reply #57 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 17:59 »

oh my god guys I can't stop laughing I am going to choke on my own tongue and die

David_Dovey · « **Reply #58 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 19:28 »

I don't feel so happy about Charlie Sheen now

Curse you, brain!

JD · « **Reply #59 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 19:52 »

I was unaware Charlie was being lionized.

Quote

Beckerman goes on to admit that elements of Sheen's life are "not admirable," but concludes that "every honest man on earth would nevertheless trade places with him in a (chemically accelerated) heartbeat."

man what is this guy smoking

Lines · « **Reply #60 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 20:23 »

Quote from: KvP on 02 Mar 2011, 17:01

This is not a thread about Charlie Sheen. It's a thread about happiness that naturally and spontaneously came to center around the man, the legend, Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen does not make me happy. He makes me confused and a little scared. Please stop. Why? See below.

Quote from: Patrick on 02 Mar 2011, 17:59

Seeing people's constant shit about Charlie Sheen just ruins my day. There's nothing attention-worthy about him. Never has been. Emilio Estevez is where it's at.

tania · « **Reply #61 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 20:33 »

tania · « **Reply #62 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 20:34 »

yeah, he's definitely way less creepy

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #63 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 20:43 »

Also, Mighty Ducks

calenlass · « **Reply #64 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 21:12 »

Man, I saw a picture of Martin Sheen today and while he is aging really well, I was reminded by how old he is and it makes me really sad. I will be sad when he dies, guys.

Also I have a migraine again.

Wait, this is the wrong thread.

KvP · « **Reply #65 on:** 02 Mar 2011, 23:55 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Mar 2011, 19:28

I don't feel so happy about Charlie Sheen now

Curse you, brain!

I think this is one of those cases in which Gawker takes something really marginal on the internet and makes it seem bigger than it is. Like, anybody with half a lick of sense would get that, while being paid $2 million dollars a week for doing practically nothing would be great, being an erratic and hopeless addict such as Charlie Sheen would lose its luster very, very quickly.

If anything is questionable it's the morbid fascination the public has with him now that they're just waiting for him to fall back down to the ground and relapse so they can stop laughing and start clucking their tongues many, many years after the point at which doing so would have made sense.

Craig Ferguson got sick of it and has vowed to stop telling jokes about it, like he did with the late night wars and Britney Spears (which is a great little speech) before. Good on him, I guess.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #66 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 00:08 »

The main thing for me is that the guy is a convicted wife beater, with a long history of violence and threats to several women, which I didn't know because literally no-one is mentioning it in the clamor to turn him into the next Anal Prolapse. Also all the really icky Anti-Semitic stuff.

KvP · « **Reply #67 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 00:12 »

Go go word filter!

Alex C · « **Reply #68 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 00:17 »

I just kinda like his way with words. He's like a real-life Nic Cage character at this point. Still, I try not to judge.

Black Sword · « **Reply #69 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 07:20 »

Can a mod delete this thread, please? I use my name at other forums, and I want nothing to do with Charlie Sheen associated with me.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #70 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 08:19 »

It's not your thread anymore, bro

Quote from: KvP on 03 Mar 2011, 00:12

Go go word filter!

TRUFAX: I knew I was gonna get wordfilter'd anyway so I just went right ahead and typed "Anal Prolapse" in myself.

tania · « **Reply #71 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 08:23 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 03 Mar 2011, 08:19

I knew I was gonna get wordfilter'd anyway so I just went right ahead and typed "Anal Prolapse" in myself.

sometimes i read things like this and i find myself thinking like, about when i was a kid and if i had any idea at all this was the kind of stuff i would end up planning and doing and talking about as an adult. probably not

imagist42 · « **Reply #72 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 10:26 »

guys I am now counting down the hours until Charlie Sheen makes the claim that he has ascended a la Michael Shanks's character in Stargate

tania, these are not the sort of things the vague memory of my five year-old self living within me is proud of saying

KvP · « **Reply #73 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 10:46 »

Quote from: Black Sword on 03 Mar 2011, 07:20

Can a mod delete this thread, please? I use my name at other forums, and I want nothing to do with Charlie Sheen associated with me.

Don't take it personal, it's the internet.

And, real talk, if your complaint here is actually earnest, that's cute and you should get over yourself.

squawk · « **Reply #74 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 10:56 »

I hate this new, apt thread title. I liked it better when I forgot that I wasn't actually looking for the charlie sheen thread.

Johnny C · « **Reply #75 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 11:19 »

fixed that problem for you

Lines · « **Reply #76 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:26 »

Want a current event? One not associated with Charlie Sheen?

I am eating a banana. It is a good banana. This banana > Charlie Sheen.

KvP · « **Reply #77 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 12:58 »

Here are some Sheen-related tweets for your enjoyment.

Ice-T: Always Winning

tania · « **Reply #78 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:16 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #79 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:17 »

I have a banana, too.

Anyway, who is this Charlie Sheen, and do I want to know? - he looks to me a bit like Simon Cowell, which makes the answer no.

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #80 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:19 »

Current events: a delegate from my county is a co-sponsor of the marriage equality bill in Maryland. He ran on a platform that included marriage equality and received a lot of donations and support from the LBGT community. Now that the bill is actually up for vote, he's suddenly not sure if he's going to vote for it. People on his FB page are tearing him a new one.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #81 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:41 »

Wait, is that Kenny Fuckin' Powers Twitter account legit?

Patrick · « **Reply #82 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:59 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 03 Mar 2011, 13:24

Dudes, stop sullying the good name of Black Sword.

If people start to associate Charlie Sheen with the name Black Sword, he'll maybe have to get another username which isn't nearly as bitchin'.

I was going to make a penis joke, but that'd be mean.

No penis jokes.

KvP · « **Reply #83 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 13:59 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 03 Mar 2011, 13:41

Wait, is that Kenny Fuckin' Powers Twitter account legit?

In that it is run by the fictional character Kenny Powers? No. In that it is run by actor Jonah Hill? I want to say it is, but I remember there being some confusion when it first popped up.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #84 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 14:14 »

Well I mean that was it being run by the actor Danny McBride or the writers of Eastbound and Down

tania · « **Reply #85 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 16:56 »

real talk though i am honestly kind of surprised that considering how much you guys loved that one thread about dov charney you are all getting such a bug up your collective asses about a couple of threads that are basically just pictures of charlie sheen looking annoyed/quotes about charlie sheen being insane, i mean it's pretty obvious nobody here actually likes or admires him like even a little bit at all. personally i just think he is a legitimately funny dude to look at

tania · « **Reply #86 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 16:59 »

KvP · « **Reply #87 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 17:46 »

I shrug it off with my innate drow spell resistance.

Roll initiative.

Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 17:48 »

A Charlie Sheen Christmas

David_Dovey · « **Reply #89 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 19:02 »

I block with my buffed I Have Had Sex With Ladies, You Guys Should Try It Sometime

(was the first part of that correct? I have no idea, see the second part)

KvP · « **Reply #90 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:26 »

You don't block spells dude. You don't block period. You get a bonus to your armor class, that's all. That's it.

Sheen Yorker

tania · « **Reply #91 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 22:38 »

Inlander · « **Reply #92 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:00 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 03 Mar 2011, 13:24

If people start to associate Charlie Sheen with the name Black Sword, he'll maybe have to get another username which isn't nearly as bitchin'.

It's especially bitchin' seeing as how he's named himself after the coolest weapon in the latter games in the Ultima series.

. . .

. . .

Oh come on, like none of you nerds ever played Ultima.

Johnny C · « **Reply #93 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:46 »

Quote from: tania on 03 Mar 2011, 16:59

definitely the face of a healthy man and not a mentally addled manual labourer

KvP · « **Reply #94 on:** 03 Mar 2011, 23:48 »

That's the face of a winner.

Quote from: Inlander on 03 Mar 2011, 23:00

Quote from: Ptommydski on 03 Mar 2011, 13:24
If people start to associate Charlie Sheen with the name Black Sword, he'll maybe have to get another username which isn't nearly as bitchin'.

It's especially bitchin' seeing as how he's named himself after the coolest weapon in the latter games in the Ultima series.

. . .

. . .

Oh come on, like none of you nerds ever played Ultima.

Sorry gramps.

Patrick · « **Reply #95 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 01:38 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 03 Mar 2011, 14:23

Does this mean I don't get to use Apple dude again?

I would like you to use Apple Dude as much as taste will allow.

Inlander · « **Reply #96 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 03:34 »

Quote from: KvP on 03 Mar 2011, 23:48

Sorry gramps.

I'm sorry, too. Sorry you grew up in an era whose games sacrificed quality innovative gameplay for the cheap thrill of flashy graphics.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #97 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 07:28 »

Quote from: KvP on 03 Mar 2011, 23:48

That's the face of a wiener.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #98 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 09:01 »

You guys are the worst fucking nerds. Have you never read any Michael Moorcock?

Patrick · « **Reply #99 on:** 04 Mar 2011, 13:20 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 04 Mar 2011, 04:08

I had to google to find correct D&D terminology because I've sadly never played D&D.

He could also have been named after the Hawkwind album I suppose.

Yeah but that band sucks why would anybody name themselves after anything they did

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