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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #300 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:22 »

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #301 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:23 »

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« Reply #302 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:38 »



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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #303 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:01 »

I thought it was a pretty obvious joke about how that photo has clearly been photoshopped and has nothing but soft edges and a weird glow, causing Tatou to look oddly softened and almost as if she was made of a malleable substance marketed as a childrens toy.

Which is pretty much what you'd expect from an ad for Chanel, but that doesn't change that she's very pretty.

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« Reply #304 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:55 »

I reckon you could find worse if you wanted to. There are even a couple of websites dedicated to these things.

Besides, given that it's a screen grab from the film and therefore a part of a wider advertising campaign, it would be pretty silly to change the image so that it no longer looks the same. Such are the ways of interlinked advertising strategies. The picture itself is nothing spectacular but I quite like the advert, a careful homage to the noir genre in a classic setting treading the edge of animation. A bold move but well balanced.
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« Reply #305 on: 15 Feb 2011, 07:58 »

So I started watching Community recently

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #306 on: 15 Feb 2011, 08:13 »

EVERYONE STOP POSTING FRENCH WOMEN, MY PANTS ARE BECOMING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #307 on: 15 Feb 2011, 08:26 »

Oh c'mon, are you really saying that by posting a picture of some like Vanessa Paradis;



You're going to suffer from some kind of sartorial discomfiture?

How are you impacted by other nations, for instance a German like Franka Potente?

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #308 on: 15 Feb 2011, 09:08 »

EVERYONE STOP POSTING FRENCH WOMEN,

Have an English one, then, also the daughter of a Hungarian baroness:

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #309 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:31 »

Are only real people allowed? Because DANG

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #310 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:44 »

look dudes those other ladies are okay but their first language isn't french so no contest, dig?
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #311 on: 15 Feb 2011, 15:45 »

no offense intended toward 70's-era marianne btw whose voice alone has merited several pages in my "love diary" (just a notepad file i keep on my desktop)
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #312 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:04 »

That photo is from 1965, not the 70s (when she was living on the street with her heroin).
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #313 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:16 »

i am always wary about marianne faithfull's age because my awareness of the brouhaha with her and the Stones is just this side of "dim"
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #314 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:26 »

Don't worry Johnny, she's not French she's Belgian:

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #315 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:29 »

That photo is from 1965, not the 70s (when she was living on the street with her heroin).

This image is cute, I have no idea why.

It shouldn't be.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #316 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:51 »

Don't worry Johnny, she's not French she's Belgian:

close enough
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #317 on: 15 Feb 2011, 17:07 »

It sure is.

It suuuuuure is.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #318 on: 16 Feb 2011, 01:07 »

Are only real people allowed? Because DANG

(horrible anime girl)

Only real people.  Yayniall is also in violation of this for posting Sophie Reade.  Page 3 girls aren't real people.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #319 on: 16 Feb 2011, 07:22 »



Only real people.  Yayniall is also in violation of this for posting Sophie Reade.  Page 3 girls aren't real people.
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I used to know one in real life, but my real life, not hers, she wasn't, as stated above, real.


(I agree).
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #320 on: 16 Feb 2011, 13:48 »

not a celebrity but i'll admit... i have a big crush on one of the models on the fossil website. it's made browsing during my breaks from work a bit awkward lately.



yeah yeah i can tell your fossil brand clothes that you are being paid to wear make you happy but your clothes don't love you like i do
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« Reply #321 on: 16 Feb 2011, 14:27 »

Ooo! My hair is around that length! Now I know what to do with it!

See, Fossil is good for more than their awesome fashions. Also I want that jacket.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #322 on: 16 Feb 2011, 17:16 »

What Tania you don't like girls shut up
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #323 on: 03 Mar 2011, 18:37 »

You know, I can't imagine Clooney having sex either. At all. But I can easily see him in bed with Tania discussing her thesis.

George Clooney, wtf. You are a dashing man and that is all you will ever be.

I thought of you guys when I heard this:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/02/23/2011-02-23_george_clooney_on_politics_ive_had_too_much_sex_done_too_many_drugs_to_ever_run_.html

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #324 on: 03 Mar 2011, 19:23 »

George Clooney is in my city. Maybe you should visit, Tania.
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« Reply #325 on: 03 Mar 2011, 20:13 »

I imagine Clooney gets a lot of play because A) he's Clooney and 2) like, girls don't actually expect to be having sex with him. Major guard down. Like they will be engaged in the pre-sex because he's Clooney and that's expected and then they'll suddenly be like "Oh hey. George Clooney is doing my vagina. George Clooney is rocking my vaginal region right now what's up with that." and it'll just be too surreal.

I just had to add "Clooney" to Firefox's spelling dictionary.
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« Reply #326 on: 06 Mar 2011, 05:08 »

I remember once Kieffer did a thread on Dumbrella rating everybody's attractiveness in "Clooneys" out of five. I shamelessly stole this for a similar thread on Electrical.

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« Reply #327 on: 06 Mar 2011, 06:09 »

But even one out of five Clooneys would be ridiculously handsome! What about us poor ordinary folk who can only aspire to the dizzy heights of mere milliClooneys?
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« Reply #328 on: 06 Mar 2011, 06:15 »

He also had half Clooneys, though I suppose we might also need quarter and eighth Clooneys too.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #329 on: 06 Mar 2011, 07:43 »

You all have Chloomydia.
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« Reply #330 on: 07 Mar 2011, 08:34 »

My current footballing crush is Real Madrid and German International Mesut Özil.

Wonderful skill, also inexplicably dresses like Dick Tracy on occasion -

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« Reply #331 on: 07 Mar 2011, 08:37 »

Looks like he's made from the same play-doh as Audrey Tautou, maybe they're related?
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #332 on: 07 Mar 2011, 08:48 »

Wouldn't climb over him to get to you, Madam.
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« Reply #333 on: 07 Mar 2011, 09:07 »

I'm sure he appreciates that, he'd probably turn all disfigured if someone tried to climb on him.
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« Reply #334 on: 07 Mar 2011, 09:09 »

Maybe that's what happened with his curiously shaped face.

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #335 on: 14 Mar 2011, 13:15 »

« Last Edit: 14 Mar 2011, 13:17 by David_Dovey »
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« Reply #336 on: 14 Mar 2011, 13:28 »

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« Reply #337 on: 14 Mar 2011, 13:29 »

Wonderful skill, also inexplicably dresses like Dick Tracy on occasion -

Tommy, that's the new Real away kit, duh.
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« Reply #338 on: 19 Mar 2011, 13:02 »



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