There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is some sort of statistical/mathematical genuis and I'm hitting a gazelle in the head with a rock and screaming at the sky when there's a storm.
I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.
Sometimes I look at Achewood archives while listening to Spoon.
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I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.
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Did some accidental magic tricks
Hopefully it goes without saying but you should always ask before sticking things in people's butts
And if you played too hard it'd flop out and dangle around by the wire and that is just super ugly
Juggles, I enjoy how you look like a less bald, more attractive David Cross.
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.