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That AnthroPCs are generally healthier in homes where cake mix is out of reach.

An AnthroPC that has had its military-grade laser removed isn't necessarily any less dangerous.

AnthroPCs do a great job fending off the squirrel menace (they're nature's drug dealers, you know)

Pintsize teaches the interviewers a valuable life lesson about tentacle rape.

If an AnthroPC is reading a book called "To Serve Man," RUN.

[Deadlywonky]

so after vigorous sweeping will turn into a useless mop?

[Carl-E]

Only after secreting a large amount of "cleaning fluid", bearing a fairly bleach-like odor. 

[Tergon]

No, no.  If the bristles go floppy it might actually work as a mop, albeit a horrifying one.  That would mean it's not entirely useless.  However, flaccid or not, I think you'll agree that it would be a pretty terrible broom, and thus deserves its moniker of The Useless Broom Made Entirely Out Of Dicks.  If it goes soft, if anything, it's more useless.  Which is even better!

Also, the Order of the Dickbroom does not in any way support or approve of individuals whose discharge smells even faintly of bleach.  If you are such a person you are strongly recommended to seek medical help as soon as possible.

[TheEvilDog]

I was thinking that had Marten not "bought the chassis," then there would be no flying Roomba, and no potentially traumatizing fleshlight presentation, among others. Obviously, we're getting close. So: Buying the chassis: an attempt to solve one problem that creates more, usually bigger, problems for yourself and perhaps others.

I like it.

I'm helping! 

Buying the chassis might also result in unexpected aid in a moment of need. (Pintsize and the other AnPCs helping to destroy VespaVenger's battlebot). But these moments are few and far between the hijinks and shenanigans that usually occur after the chassis has been bought.

[raoullefere]

When those hippies thought they'd finally found a place to crash on Charlie's farm, they didn't realize they were buying the chassis.

Yes. Still works. But will it catch on better than my last attempt to modify English? "Gillooly" never became the verb I'd hoped it would.

"When all else failed, we elected simply to gilooly Mickey's cockroach the night before the race."

[azurefirem]

John Ellicott-Chatham

Interesting that Hanners' father hyphenated his last name.  Not that's it's totally unheard of, but it's not super-common.  Especially considering that Hanners' mom, Beatrice, didn't hyphenate her last name, and that she hates anyone mistaking her name for anything other than Ms. Chatham.  One might consider her single name could be the result of a divorce, but it seems more to me that it's simply because she is not only fiercely independent, but also fiercely proud of her Chatham heritage. 

We already know she's not the motherly type, and that nannies did most of the mothering.  We also know (from the previous link) that Hanners wanted to stay with her dad after the divorce, so we can assume that they were decently close, or at the very least closer than Hanners and her mom.  Maybe he wanted to hyphenate his name so that he could feel closer to Beatrice, or at least try to get as close as she would allow (which clearly wasn't very close, since they rarely had sex (again, previous link).  It makes sense that Hanners would take his name, since she lived with him after the divorce (once again, previous link).

Anyways... it's interesting!

Knowing HannersMom....she probably forced him into doing it.

[Border Reiver]

I find it secretes its own after a minute or two.  Remember - it is Made Entirely Out Of Dicks.

Then it lacks that which produces the secretions then, doesn't it?

[Tergon]

Yes, which when you think about it, only makes things more disturbing.

[cesariojpn]

I find it secretes its own after a minute or two.  Remember - it is Made Entirely Out Of Dicks.

Then it lacks that which produces the secretions then, doesn't it?

This oddly sounds like a hentai I read once......

[Near Lurker]

Good point - I was thinking of this, this and this.

The latter two are more "gropes" than "hugs."

[Kugai]

Sometimes, I get the impression that Yelling Bird just doesn't know to shut up when he has the chance.


But then, he wouldn't be Yelling Bird, would he?   

[raoullefere]

I freely admit that "Shutting Up When He Has the Chance Bird" lacks a certain je ne sais squawk.