Topic: QC Captions Vol. 6! (Read 7700 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 18 Apr 2011, 08:04 »

BEHOLD:

GO

Border Reiver · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 09:13 »

Sven: "You want to hit the bars again tonight?"

Dora: "Yeah, but this time don't expect me to save you from "Bronco Billy" again."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 09:54 »

Sven: "And thats when Princess threw up in your shoes."
Dora: "I'm off to see if cats can land on their feet...especially if I throw them from your balcony."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 10:12 »

"Faye used to hit me with a rolled-up magazine when she got pissed"
"This is for Princess Spookyspell"

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 10:34 »

"I got the fever"
"I got the remedy"

Tergon · « **Reply #5 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 10:38 »

"I'm just saying, Dora. You save heaps of money."
"I don't care, Sven. For the last time, I am not switching to Geico."

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 11:47 »

Sven: "I'm just sayin', Marten's mom is ..."
Dora: "She's MINE, you thief. You can be the flower girl."

Kugai · « **Reply #7 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 14:05 »

Sven: "Aww, cummon sis. After all, I did .. ."

Dora: "NO! For the last time, you cannot have my copy of The Lesbian Karma Sutra!!"

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 14:39 »

Sven: "Don't look at me. You're the one who promised to keep an eye on Mieville."
Dora."Little late for that. Now you distract Faye while I trick whats-his-name into taking the kittens."

Carl-E · « **Reply #9 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 18:48 »

"Hey sis, have you seen my copy of Blood Tree? It was just here on the coffee table..."

"No, no, I haven't seen it anywhere."

SirDudley · « **Reply #10 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 20:08 »

Sven: Can I sleep with Hannelore now?
Dora: Only if you allow me to castrate you with this magazine.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #11 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 20:29 »

Sven: "So, you going to tell me where you get those extra special coffee beans?"
Dora: "Yeah right... next I'll be showing you where the bodies are hidden..."
Sven: "What was that?"
Dora: "Err... I said I heard Sara was still bed ridden... from that cold....yeah... that cold...."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 09:01 »

Sven - "Mom's been asking for Marten's phone number."

Dora - "What?!??"

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 09:21 »

Sven: "Come on, my meatloaf wasn't THAT bad."
Dora: "I'll be back in a few weeks. Pick up extra toilet paper."

Thiefree · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 06:14 »

Sven: "So then I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"
Dora: "That's not even your anecdote."

jwhouk · « **Reply #15 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 06:33 »

DEFINITIVE ANSWER:

Sven: "Come on, even Faye thinks I make a better cup of coffee!"

Dora: "That's only because you had her under the spell of your Come Hither look."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 07:34 »

Sven: "Dora, where are your pants?"

Dora: "Whatever do you mean?"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 08:55 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 19 Apr 2011, 09:01

Sven - "Mom's been asking for Marten's phone number."

Dora - "What?!??"

That one right there.

Odal · « **Reply #18 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 11:57 »

Sven: "Hey, where ya going, sis?"

Dora: "I gotta take a shit."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 12:27 »

>_< Lovely.

(though I wouldn't put that response past Dora

)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Apr 2011, 11:00 »

Quote from: Thiefree on 20 Apr 2011, 06:14

Sven: "So then I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"
Dora: "That's not even your anecdote."

Ha, damn it! I was thinking of doing that the other day, but I couldn't think of a good Dora response (and "I love this guy" wouldn't make sense with her expression)

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 10:45 »

The Duke · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 11:03 »

^ Nice.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 12:30 »

Dora: "Where did you keep Princess Spookyspell all these years? I went thru your stuff looking for it. Many times."

Sven: "Oh. In my trophy drawer, of course. Right under Jenny Ackermann's bra... I mean, have a nice Easter, Sis!"

Kugai · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 17:45 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 22 Apr 2011, 10:45

Sven: "There were nights when the wind was so cold, that my body froze in bed if I just listened to it right outside my window."

Dora: "There were days when the Sun was so cool, that all my tears turned to dust and I knew my eyes were just dryin' up forever."

IanClark · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 17:57 »

Sven: "And so I decided maybe being a scientologist wasn't such a horrible thing after all."

Dora: "The streets will run red with your blood."

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Apr 2011, 14:50 »

Completely unrelated to this specific Captions thread... but could we possibly get one of the panels from the Willis guest strip as next weeks. There is so much comedy potential there.

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