Topic: QC Captions, Volume 10 (Read 8186 times)

Border Reiver · « **on:** 15 May 2011, 06:29 »

Just thought I'd give this a try for this week:

Enjoy!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 May 2011, 07:15 »

Hanners: "Faye, I don't think we should be doing this behind Dora's back."

Elliot: "I don't think I'm ready be hired out as a "manservant" yet."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 May 2011, 11:55 »

I was gonna do something a little special since it's the 10th week of this but nevermind.

Hannelore: I don't care what you say! Elliot and I are IN LOVE!
Elliott: We're going to have a Dune-themed wedding in Vegas!
Dora *off-panel*: I GET TO BE THE FLOWER-GIRL!!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 May 2011, 12:25 »

I apologize Mr. Hare, or is it Burke?

SirDudley · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 May 2011, 20:02 »

Hanners and Elliot (simultaneously): We are NOT sacrificing virgins to improve our business. Remember the last time we did that?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 May 2011, 23:36 »

(continued from above)
Faye: I know, and I said I was sorry about Marigold, didn't I?!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 May 2011, 05:16 »

Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 May 2011, 05:45 »

Hanners: Faye we can't hold another Joust until you agree to insure everything that might get broken

Elliott: Padma, stop wishing violence on these people, why do you always have to strike first?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 May 2011, 06:18 »

My alternate:

Hanners: "You know that there is only one way to settle this."

Elliott: "The suits are on the hook by the door, I'll just go and make sure the webcam is ready and the mud is at the right consistency."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 May 2011, 07:12 »

Adding to that

You-know-who: I'm so youtubing this.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 May 2011, 09:46 »

Voldemort? Is this a crossover now? Actually a Harry Potter/QC crossover would be kinda neat lol.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 May 2011, 12:27 »

We'll get Marigold to write it

Skewbrow · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 May 2011, 12:38 »

May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 May 2011, 13:43 »

Or it turns out that Dobby is Dora's "Secret Process"

Kugai · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 May 2011, 15:03 »

Hanners: "Remember, we expect you to abide by the rules of the Arm Wrestling Federation."

Elliott: "Yeah, and no kicking under the table either."

Carl-E · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 May 2011, 16:43 »

Hanners:"But - but - that's allowed in the AWF rules...

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 May 2011, 01:39 »

H&E, together, chanting: TWO GIRLS ENTER, ONE GIRL LEAVES!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 May 2011, 05:46 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 16 May 2011, 12:38

May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?

It would be challenging for it to be less painful, but I'm sure that someone could manage it.

foolsguinea · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 May 2011, 21:18 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 16 May 2011, 05:16

Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."

Win!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 May 2011, 23:18 »

Callback versions:

Hannelore: "I'm not sure Marten can keep Clint tied up much longer--I think he's found out how to get the jacknife in his hand out."
Elliot: "Besides, the mixer's on fire in the back again."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #20 on:** 18 May 2011, 03:30 »

Both Hanners and Elliot: "Could you two both stop talking trades? We need to tell you how much Tergon saved with Geico."

idontunderstand · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 May 2011, 05:51 »

Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 May 2011, 07:20 »

Hanners: "Faye, can't you just agree that a chainsaw is just as good as a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse?"
Elliot: "The same goes for you Padma."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 May 2011, 08:01 »

but a fortified place with water, high walls and a renewable food and power source is better.

Carl-E · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 May 2011, 08:16 »

But all that's not gonna kill any of the zombies...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 May 2011, 09:25 »

Quote from: idontunderstand on 18 May 2011, 05:51

Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL

Very nice, sir

IanClark · « **Reply #26 on:** 18 May 2011, 11:53 »

Hannelore: The UN generally reacts less than favourably to things like this.
Elliott: We really believe you should reconsider.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 May 2011, 15:20 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 18 May 2011, 09:25

Quote from: idontunderstand on 18 May 2011, 05:51
Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL

Very nice, sir

Thanks uh.. ma'm? Damn haven't figured out how this works yet.. I'm not too bright. Or eloquent as you noticed.

Second attempt:

Hannelore: If you add "buh" to "fine"...
Elliot: What's that spell?!?!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 May 2011, 20:11 »

Ma'am, yes.

Kugai · « **Reply #29 on:** 20 May 2011, 23:26 »

Hanners: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."

Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."

akronnick · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 May 2011, 00:18 »

Hey!

If your gonna post shit like that, the least you could do is switch back to your old avatar!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 May 2011, 05:30 »

What's really annoying is that either 'ship is actually more plausible than the (blatantly shoe-horned) canon one.

DSL · « **Reply #32 on:** 21 May 2011, 09:08 »

Quote from: Kugai on 20 May 2011, 23:26

Hammers: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."

Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."

Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #33 on:** 21 May 2011, 09:26 »

Quote from: DSL on 21 May 2011, 09:08

Quote from: Kugai on 20 May 2011, 23:26
Hammers: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."
Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."
Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.

(U) Can't touch this.

Yes, I am ashamed of myself, but someone had to go there.

Kugai · « **Reply #34 on:** 21 May 2011, 14:30 »

*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 May 2011, 14:43 »

Quote from: Kugai on 21 May 2011, 14:30

*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*

Hey, at least you're still around to post.

Kugai · « **Reply #36 on:** 21 May 2011, 21:52 »

Still, humour is subjective.

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