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The thread for idiotic butts
« on: 12 May 2011, 20:59 »



This thread is now about bums.


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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2011, 21:22 »

even the President loves bums








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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2011, 22:14 »


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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2011, 22:19 »

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN THIS THREAD?
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2011, 22:21 »

Bums, eh?

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2011, 22:22 »

jesus fucking christ on bicycle
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2011, 22:49 »

Gonna have to give me some time to dig up that pic, Tan
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2011, 22:52 »

Bonus points if you can find one which prominently features JC's butt
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« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2011, 23:20 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2011, 02:08 »

you must be like super ugly on the inside

all guts and stuff
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2011, 02:09 »

and bile ducts
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2011, 02:09 »

and pancreatic juice
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #12 on: 13 May 2011, 06:39 »

I tried to grab a picture from girlsinyogapants to put here and had to system restore my work computer after it caught a nasty virus from the butts site. So, let's not be friends.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #13 on: 13 May 2011, 10:23 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2011, 10:43 »

what the fuck is going on in here guys
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #15 on: 13 May 2011, 10:44 »

i mean seriously there needs to be more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt, why are there not more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt?
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #16 on: 13 May 2011, 10:45 »

Man. I just love long posts about how some kid can't get any, and how that's not his fault because his stubborn jerkiness is supposed to be endearing.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #17 on: 13 May 2011, 10:51 »

i mean seriously there needs to be more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt, why are there not more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt?

Gemm, there's a whole internet full of jiggly butt .gifs. Show some effort!
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #18 on: 13 May 2011, 11:40 »

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« Reply #19 on: 13 May 2011, 11:42 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #20 on: 13 May 2011, 11:46 »

I like the butts better.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #21 on: 13 May 2011, 11:54 »

jesus fucking christ on bicycle

I laughed when I got to this post because one of my first thoughts upon reading the OP's rant was "jesus tapdancing christ."
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #22 on: 13 May 2011, 12:29 »



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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #23 on: 13 May 2011, 13:06 »

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BUTT

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #24 on: 13 May 2011, 13:32 »

My world, it is crumbling
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #25 on: 13 May 2011, 13:38 »

I should busy dutifully preforming my job but instead here's MOAR BUTTZ










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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #26 on: 13 May 2011, 13:43 »

cory's butt is the best butt
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« Reply #27 on: 13 May 2011, 13:50 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #28 on: 13 May 2011, 14:54 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #29 on: 13 May 2011, 15:18 »

OK that is a nice butt and all but it is maybe a little bit over the line of butts I want to pop up on my computer screen.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #30 on: 13 May 2011, 15:23 »


felt butt


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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #31 on: 13 May 2011, 18:06 »

I spent most of this morning touching and/or ogling my girlfriend's butt. It was cool.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #32 on: 13 May 2011, 18:20 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #33 on: 13 May 2011, 18:39 »

what the fuck am i going to do with you people
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #34 on: 13 May 2011, 19:08 »

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

That's really the only option left.
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #38 on: 13 May 2011, 19:49 »

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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #39 on: 13 May 2011, 20:03 »

I'm still trying to get over the audacity of somebody not wanting my penis inside of them.

I flat-out do not believe that there is a human in existence who does not want Tommy's penis inside them.
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« Reply #40 on: 13 May 2011, 20:06 »

Some just don't know they want tommy's penis inside of them yet
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Re: The thread for idiotic butts
« Reply #41 on: 13 May 2011, 20:19 »

My lack of desire to be ravished by Black Sword is beginning to make me question my intelligence  :-(
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« Reply #42 on: 13 May 2011, 21:10 »

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« Reply #43 on: 13 May 2011, 21:16 »

Some just don't know they have tommy's penis inside of them yet
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« Reply #44 on: 13 May 2011, 21:23 »



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« Reply #45 on: 13 May 2011, 22:14 »

I'm still trying to get over the audacity of somebody not wanting my penis inside of them.

What a sick world we live in.
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« Reply #46 on: 13 May 2011, 22:59 »

Why do people keep saying my name in this thread
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