I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
Tell her to buy a cosmo magazine, usually they have an article titled 101 ways to put stuff in your manfriend's butt.
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
you must be like super ugly on the inside
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!
Giant who cares
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done. psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC
i mean seriously there needs to be more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt, why are there not more pictures of that girl's jiggly butt?
Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
jesus fucking christ on bicycle
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews
This whole thread
I'm still trying to get over the audacity of somebody not wanting my penis inside of them.
Some just don't know they have tommy's penis inside of them yet
This is Homer Simpson I think he is a good allegory of the tragic combination of human ignorance and the destructive capabilities of its technology
I'm still trying to get over the audacity of somebody not wanting my penis inside of them.What a sick world we live in.
I tried to romance a lady photographer once. But it didn't work out because I could never understand about f-spots.