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QC Captions Vol. 11!
« on: 22 May 2011, 17:59 »

Heya folks!



Enjoy, and stay tuned for a bonus image Wednesday night! HOORAY
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #1 on: 22 May 2011, 18:06 »

Jim: "What would you say if I told you "that the falcon always flew at midnight?""
Dora: "I'd say "Get out you bloody freak!""
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #2 on: 22 May 2011, 18:14 »

"'Bianchi'? Are you related to *the* Sven Bianchi?"
"Uh, yes".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #3 on: 22 May 2011, 18:43 »

Jim:  "Wow, you look a lot more mature from behind!" 

Dora "...whaaaaaAAAAAAAT?!?!?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #4 on: 22 May 2011, 18:52 »

Jim:  "Tell me, have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

Dora:  "I'm . . . . Leaving now."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #5 on: 22 May 2011, 21:43 »

Man, everyone has great Jim lines but these Dora responses are disappointing.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #6 on: 22 May 2011, 22:34 »

Come up with something better or don't complain. We're not here to judge, dude.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #7 on: 22 May 2011, 22:51 »

Jim: "Did you know how much you could save by switching to Geico?"
Dora: "No... but Flo told me Progressive could save me more with Flash discounts."
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« Reply #8 on: 22 May 2011, 23:26 »

Jim: "OK, and do you want these extra 'doo dozem gubgakes' billed seperately?"
Dora: "I don't umbersdanb."
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« Reply #9 on: 22 May 2011, 23:31 »

Your internet is in the mail!
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« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2011, 23:34 »

Your internet is in the mail!
Can you e-mail it? Thanks!
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« Reply #11 on: 23 May 2011, 02:26 »

"Hey sis. Check the new look."
Dora: "SVEN!?"
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« Reply #12 on: 23 May 2011, 03:54 »

Jim: "Say, have you seen my car? I'm sure I parked it just out front."

Dora: "That was your car? Oh shit..."
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« Reply #13 on: 23 May 2011, 06:17 »

"Jim": "Hi Dora!"
Dora: "RAVEN?!"
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« Reply #14 on: 23 May 2011, 06:29 »

"Jim": "Hi Dora!"
Dora: "SARA?!"

FIFY
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« Reply #15 on: 23 May 2011, 09:11 »

Jim: Hey, little lady. I shortened my name, cleaned up my act a little and decided to be like the sensitive guys I write about in my romance novels. Wanna go out?
Dora: JIMBO?!
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« Reply #16 on: 23 May 2011, 09:19 »

Jim: Hey, little lady. I shortened my name, cleaned up my act a little and decided to be like the sensitive guys I write about in my romance novels. Wanna go out?
Dora: JIMBO?!
This is a ginger-ale-out-the-nose-worthy moment. Gimme a minute to fill my glass ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #17 on: 23 May 2011, 09:36 »

Jim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................

Dora: Did you just pee on my leg?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #18 on: 23 May 2011, 10:01 »

Jim: "Tell me, do you ever go on the QC forums?"
Dora: "With those freaks? Urgh! I feel sick."
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« Reply #19 on: 23 May 2011, 10:30 »

Jim: So, you're on the Northhampton Bonercats? I'm a big fan.
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« Reply #20 on: 23 May 2011, 11:57 »

Jim: "Help! I'm shrinking"
Dora: "It was in your coffee. I have the antidote right here. Now about that 10%..."

yeah yeah I know it's just the perspective
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« Reply #21 on: 23 May 2011, 13:22 »

Jim:  "Hey Daria."

Dora:  "You need to lay off the weed."
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« Reply #22 on: 24 May 2011, 04:28 »

Jim:  "Would you care to consummate this buisness relationship with a vigorous stocktaking?"

Dora:  "Lemme get my coat."
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« Reply #23 on: 24 May 2011, 15:50 »

Jim:  "Would you care to consummate this buisness relationship with a vigorous stocktaking?"

Dora:  "Lemme get my coat."

You are my hero.
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« Reply #24 on: 25 May 2011, 16:26 »

Jim: You remind me of another lady I had a professional relationship with; her name was Veronica.
Dora: Aaaaand just like that I want you gone.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #25 on: 25 May 2011, 18:32 »

WEDNESDAY BONUS IMAGE



Just somethin special to celebrate the 11th week of this nonsense.   :-D  I hope this is fun so far!
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« Reply #26 on: 25 May 2011, 22:40 »

Boy: *sniff* "Did you just...?"

Mari-chan: "You said to relax!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #27 on: 26 May 2011, 00:03 »

Guy: I'm wearing Axe Body Spray, so you can start humping my leg furiously anytime now.

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« Reply #28 on: 26 May 2011, 01:39 »

Tergon: Why won't you accept what I'm saying about Geiko?

Marigold: Who are you?
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« Reply #29 on: 26 May 2011, 04:54 »

Thanks for the bonus.

Unknown dude:  "Mari-chan why are you sweating?"

Mari-chan:  "Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #30 on: 26 May 2011, 07:47 »

Man: "Have you seen my family? Where's my family?"
Mari-Chan: "I don't know, Harrison Ford. Please stop shaking me Mr. Ford!"
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« Reply #31 on: 26 May 2011, 08:46 »

Man With No Name: "It's your cartoon, Mari-chan, your fantasy. This can go however you want."
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« Reply #32 on: 26 May 2011, 09:26 »

Nice  :-D
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« Reply #33 on: 26 May 2011, 09:57 »

Man With No Name: "It's your cartoon, Mari-chan, your fantasy. This can go however you want."
Mari-chan: " ... Aaaaaaaand here comes the fear of success."

You win.
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« Reply #34 on: 26 May 2011, 15:08 »

Man: Did you see that? You could ride a column of light just like that if you want.
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« Reply #35 on: 26 May 2011, 16:39 »

"You need to stop apologising for who you are, and just be."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #36 on: 26 May 2011, 16:44 »

Man: "I have important news! You must listen to me!"
Mari Chan: "What..."
Man: "Catch Questionable Content, by Jeph Jacques, Monday to Friday, every week! Remember! Its IMPORTANT!"
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« Reply #37 on: 26 May 2011, 17:39 »

Man: Mari-Chan, There's something I neglected to tell you. I am not a poor boy trying to pick himself up by his bootstraps out of a life on the streets. My father is.... a Wagu Beef Jerky mogul.
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« Reply #38 on: 27 May 2011, 14:26 »

That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000?  Shit.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #39 on: 30 May 2011, 09:23 »

Jim: "I shouldn't be telling u this, but the secret ingredient is Soylent Green"

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« Reply #40 on: 30 May 2011, 14:13 »

That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000?  Shit.

I don't think that would be her response based on her character.

What I'm saying is, there's no way that can be right.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #41 on: 30 May 2011, 16:59 »

You mean she'd really say "WHAT 9000?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #42 on: 31 May 2011, 09:25 »

*facepalm*

The line after "It's over nine THOUSAAAAND!" is "What?! 9000?!  There's no way that can be right!"

That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000?  Shit.

I don't think that would be her response based on her character.

What I'm saying is, there's no way that can be right.

Do you see?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 11!
« Reply #43 on: 31 May 2011, 10:02 »

Look, everyone fails forever, ok? Does that make everyone feel better?
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« Reply #44 on: 31 May 2011, 11:08 »

Some fail more oftne thqn others. 
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