Topic: QC Captions Vol. 12! (Read 7687 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 29 May 2011, 13:51 »

YAHOO

Enjoy!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 May 2011, 14:04 »

"Come in, Tokyo!"

_{or is it "Tune in, Tokyo"}

Kugai · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 May 2011, 14:28 »

"I am NOT Gort!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 May 2011, 15:32 »

I'm not 17 Dwarves standing on stilts in a costume.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 May 2011, 15:57 »

"If you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have asked!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 May 2011, 18:43 »

"Don't look at me, I took my Bean-O."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 May 2011, 18:50 »

"
Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
"

Coolfusis · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 May 2011, 20:42 »

"That's a roll of quarters in my apron, I swear!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 May 2011, 20:56 »

"Its head was about this big. I swear!"

Edit: Shamefully deleted a misplaced apostrophe.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 May 2011, 21:21 »

"I thought you'd want to hear how much I saved with Geico!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 May 2011, 23:51 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 29 May 2011, 18:50

"
Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
"

Elliott: mommy taught me that song...

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 May 2011, 02:59 »

Elliott: "(Something about shoggoths, spiders, broken glass etc. In Miskatonic font)."

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 May 2011, 03:06 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 29 May 2011, 21:21

"I thought you'd want to hear how much I saved with Geico!"

"All I said was, 'Like a Good Neighbor', and they appeared!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 May 2011, 05:37 »

"I'm suffering from a rare condition that can only be cured by touching at least three beautiful women's....No, really, I have a certificate from my Doctor! I'm not just some perverted fish-killer!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #14 on:** 30 May 2011, 07:21 »

"So commands Doom!"
.....
"....Shit! That only works if I'm wearing the armour!"
.....
"DAMN YOU RICHARDS!"

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 30 May 2011, 08:48 »

"THREE girl robots! This is gonna be the Best! Prom! Ever!"

Or

"No, it's spelled ELLIOTT-Chatham. It was necessary for you to think it was spelled the other way all these years to safeguard our secret -- my sister."

Cattus · « **Reply #16 on:** 30 May 2011, 09:11 »

I wasn't supposed to tell you that the muffins are made with Soylent Green!!!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 30 May 2011, 10:40 »

"And the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

"I thought you'd want Beatrice Chatham to invest!"

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 30 May 2011, 13:23 »

"Beeeeaaaaannnnnzzzzzzzzz!"

idontunderstand · « **Reply #19 on:** 31 May 2011, 01:28 »

"THEN WHO WAS FONE"

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #20 on:** 31 May 2011, 06:44 »

BREAST GRAB-O-THON!!!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #21 on:** 31 May 2011, 07:26 »

"For the last time, I don't know how that dead body ended up being the counter!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #22 on:** 31 May 2011, 09:29 »

"I have no clue how those cookies I was eating came to look like you three."

or

"Look, I'm a man with needs. Sometimes you just need to feel the life escaping from their cold, scaly, writhing bodies. That's not creeping you guys out too much is it?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #23 on:** 31 May 2011, 09:47 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 31 May 2011, 07:26

"For the last time, I don't know how that dead body ended up being the counter!"

"...I mean, I am the one who killed him but I have no idea how he got on the counter!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #24 on:** 31 May 2011, 11:07 »

The body is the counter. Not on the counter.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #25 on:** 31 May 2011, 11:11 »

And apparently, I fayle

Carl-E · « **Reply #26 on:** 31 May 2011, 11:19 »

Maybe one of you did.

Maybe not...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #27 on:** 31 May 2011, 12:09 »

I think maybe we both did (I didn't even notice that

)

Kugai · « **Reply #28 on:** 31 May 2011, 12:17 »

"See, I told you I was once a street mime!"

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #29 on:** 31 May 2011, 13:35 »

"Why are you guys freaking out? Allosaurus is what my parents named me. Elliot is my middle name."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #30 on:** 31 May 2011, 14:10 »

"What do you mean? Your inner voices never tell you to stab your friends?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 31 May 2011, 15:53 »

"I did not rape and killed a girl in 1990, I swear!! It was Bob Saget!!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #32 on:** 31 May 2011, 16:14 »

"Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl."

SirDudley · « **Reply #33 on:** 31 May 2011, 17:37 »

Elliot: "Creepy feminine stares! GO AWAY!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #34 on:** 31 May 2011, 20:02 »

Seriously! I *did* wash my hands! and it wasn't even a #2!

Bumble78 · « **Reply #35 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 00:04 »

I swear I had pants on when I came to work.

Carl-E · « **Reply #36 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 01:03 »

Hanners sympathises.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #37 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 03:12 »

OK, I know I shouldn't have, but... Look, just take your panties and go.

Carl-E · « **Reply #38 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 05:30 »

Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding!

We have a winner!!

Heliphyneau · « **Reply #39 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 14:33 »

Elliott: "But I really am a qualified breast inspector! I practice on Mom all the time!"

The Duke · « **Reply #40 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 15:14 »

Thiefree · « **Reply #41 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 17:42 »

"Oh, no, I meant a quartet! We should form a quartet! For... barbershop..."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #42 on:** 01 Jun 2011, 17:49 »

"You three are crazy. I'm not some blonde woman named Sara who killed and skinned Elliot so that I could live his life and hide from that Allosaur pack that was hunting me...I mean Elliot...I mean Sara....Well shit."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #43 on:** 02 Jun 2011, 08:06 »

"Alright, so Blondie and Padma aren't into it, so it's just you and me my buxum brunette!"

SirDudley · « **Reply #44 on:** 02 Jun 2011, 11:51 »

"Why are you looking at me like that? I really AM Spartacus!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #45 on:** 02 Jun 2011, 15:19 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 02 Jun 2011, 08:06

"Alright, so Blondie and Padma aren't into it, so it's just you and me my buxum brunette!"

That really doesn't go with Elliot's face.

Faye's face, yes. But not Elliot's.

Although it does go with his hands...

Kugai · « **Reply #46 on:** 02 Jun 2011, 17:41 »

"...... And before I knew it, I'd eaten this many Barbecue Chicken Burgers!!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #47 on:** 03 Jun 2011, 17:15 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 01 Jun 2011, 05:30

Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding!

We have a winner!!

I think we're all winners here. Seriously, I think this has been the best week of this so far

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