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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #1 on: 25 Apr 2011, 17:42 »

It sounds pretty terrible, to be honest.  Yes, I'm aware this is extreme speculation.

It has power comparable to a PS3 or 360, and the price point is speculated to be around $350-400.

There are two audiences this can appeal to :  the casuals and the hardcores.
Hardcore gamers already have PS3s and/or 360s with similarly powered hardware (with a larger game selection at a much cheaper cost).
Casuals most likely already have a Wii.  If you played games once in a while, would you want to drop $400+ when you already have a Wii and the option to play one of the many hundreds of games you probably haven't touched?

I just think they went wrong by going middle of the line graphics and by using old technology at a probable premium price.

I'll be surprised if the Wii doesn't cannibalize on their new system sales.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #2 on: 25 Apr 2011, 17:46 »

Whatever happened to the Wii btw
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #3 on: 25 Apr 2011, 17:48 »

Not a lot.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #4 on: 25 Apr 2011, 17:49 »

Super Mario Galaxy 2 happened


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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #5 on: 25 Apr 2011, 18:36 »

I kind of regret buying my Wii


Also now it might actually be able to play DVDs. Not Blu Ray, just DVDs
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #6 on: 26 Apr 2011, 19:04 »

It has power comparable to a PS3 or 360

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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #7 on: 27 Apr 2011, 00:04 »

Comparable. In this case comparing them with the relation "bigger and badder than".

EDIT: Also, despite this new age of consoles being more than than just game machines, I really won't care until there's a game I want announced and on the verge of coming out.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #8 on: 27 Apr 2011, 04:33 »

Bring on the shovelware and HD game remakes.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #9 on: 27 Apr 2011, 08:08 »

Thankfully Nintendo is the first to jump on the next-gen wagon. The last thing we as gamers need is bigger and badder hardware in a new Xbox/PS3. The last thing devs need, too.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #10 on: 27 Apr 2011, 11:22 »

Bring on the shovelware and HD game remakes.

Both of these things already exist and shovelware has existed literally since the beginning of video games so it really pisses me off when people act like Nintendo is somehow responsible for it.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #11 on: 27 Apr 2011, 16:20 »

Comparable. In this case comparing them with the relation "bigger and badder than".
ah. i wonder how it stacks up to the NES?
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #12 on: 27 Apr 2011, 16:21 »

Both of these things already exist and shovelware has existed literally since the beginning of video games so it really pisses me off when people act like Nintendo is somehow responsible for it.

yeah, like, does anyone remember the ps2
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #13 on: 27 Apr 2011, 16:43 »

Bring on the shovelware and HD game remakes.

Both of these things already exist and shovelware has existed literally since the beginning of video games so it really pisses me off when people act like Nintendo is somehow responsible for it.
Nintendo's not responsible for shovelware, but for myriad reasons it seemed like the Wii does not have a terribly diverse set of games outside of first-party titles, probably due to the chilling effect that the difficulties third-party publishers have had. What big wii-exclusive games didn't come out of Nintendo? The only thing I can think of is Epic Mickey, which did really well (1.3 million on a single platform through Christmas), whereas there are a lot of famous duds (Madworld, Boom Blox, the No More Heroes games). It quickly gained a reputation for bad ports of games that were better on other systems. At a certain point wii ports seemed to drop off, except in the cases of, yes, shovelware. Show me a game with simultaneously released versions on every available platform and I'll show you a mediocre-at-best game.

Honestly if someone were to ask my advice I'd tell them not to get a Wii unless new Metroid / Mario / Zelda games alone justified the purchase for them (and they do, for a lot of people), or they absolutely had to have the Wiiware games not available on other services (Toejam & Earl, notably). If they wanted a wider and more diverse palette, I'd advise them to look elsewhere. I'd welcome a return to Nintendo consoles that would try and compete with Microsoft / Sony (it definitely seemed like the Wii was more of a push into new markets, one that was quite successful), but that seems like a slim chance at this point.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #14 on: 27 Apr 2011, 18:21 »

Hey No More Heros is a fun game, you shut your face
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #15 on: 27 Apr 2011, 18:29 »

I didn't say it wasn't fun, just that it was a pretty significant financial disappointment, which it was. I think the sequel was less so, but I'm not sure on that point.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #16 on: 30 Apr 2011, 13:30 »

About time we got a follow-up to the Gamecube, it's been forever!
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #17 on: 30 Apr 2011, 15:09 »

My brother got Other M and apparently we need to send our Wii off for a hardware update or something. Or is it a software update available through a channel? I hardly ever touch it (its the "family console") so yeah.

The Wii is fun, but after you beat Super Smash Bros a number of times you're pretty much done. My technophobe parents had Wii Sports Resort and Wii Fit, which are quite fun but its not like playing Half Life 2 or anything.

This is probably to do with Nintendo's terrible profit figures that were released a short while ago. They were bad. So they're probably upping their game and doing what they did with the Wii - get it out there, first, cheap enough so that everyone and anyone will buy one. Then stay on the brink of the horizon by bringing out stuff like the Motion Plus, various classic nintendo remakes, and hardware.

2014 for new stuff from Sony/Microsoft? The 360 has been out since what, 2006? Thats a pretty good run compared to the 4-5 year runs that we're used to.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #18 on: 01 Jun 2011, 05:38 »

About time we got a follow-up to the Gamecube, it's been forever!

Hell to the yes. Gamecube was my first console (YES I'M TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE N64 OK) and I have very fond memories of it that the Wii ruined. Pokemon Colosseum? Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker? (My favourite Zelda game, just sayin') Damn the cube was a good console. I have a 360 now though, and am looking at getting a half decent gaming PC. I'll probably not get this unless it has some awesome N64/Gamecube remakes as well as DS compatability, cos I remember playing Pokemon Sapphire on my TV by connecting it to my Gamecube :D
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #19 on: 01 Jun 2011, 08:32 »

(YES I'M TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE N64 OK)

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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #20 on: 01 Jun 2011, 11:46 »

(YES I'M TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE N64 OK)

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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #21 on: 02 Jun 2011, 06:17 »

man I was 7 when the '64 came out.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #22 on: 02 Jun 2011, 06:55 »

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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #23 on: 02 Jun 2011, 07:00 »

I turned 6 that year. Think I got it the year after. Best console I've had.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #24 on: 02 Jun 2011, 08:49 »

I was 6 the year the NES came out.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #26 on: 03 Jun 2011, 00:53 »

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« Reply #27 on: 04 Jun 2011, 06:02 »

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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #28 on: 08 Jun 2011, 17:37 »

It sounds pretty terrible, to be honest.  Yes, I'm aware this is extreme speculation.

It has power comparable to a PS3 or 360, and the price point is speculated to be around $350-400.

I've changed my mind considering the price point is set to be competitive with the PS3 / Xbox 360.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #29 on: 09 Jun 2011, 06:05 »

i can't see how they'd sell the controller for less than a hundred of your dollars
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #30 on: 09 Jun 2011, 06:05 »

200 over here, even though our dollar is worth more than yours.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #31 on: 09 Jun 2011, 07:21 »

Rumours indicate that the name of this new console will be the P-Zero-Zero.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #32 on: 09 Jun 2011, 07:35 »

i can't see how they'd sell the controller for less than a hundred of your dollars

I'd like to buy the controller separately.  If developers can make it work with the PC (and I know they will), I'm thinking you'll be able to play all your ROMs using the controller while streaming the video from the emulator straight to the controller screen.

I like the idea of any PSX, PS2, N64, Gameboy, SNES, NES, and Genesis game in my hands with a capable controller.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #33 on: 10 Jun 2011, 02:01 »

the touchscreen controller is an interesting idea, but it seems abit on the large side
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #34 on: 10 Jun 2011, 02:37 »

I've referred to it elsewhere as an 'ergonomic nightmare'.

It's huge and square.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #35 on: 10 Jun 2011, 03:36 »

I really hope that this console is not just about getting your Mii into Mario World etc.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #36 on: 10 Jun 2011, 04:41 »

I've referred to it elsewhere as an 'ergonomic nightmare'.

It's huge and square.

It's awkwardness reminds me of the old xbox football controller.
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« Reply #37 on: 10 Jun 2011, 04:56 »

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The awkwardness reminds me of my brother's DS Lite. That thing might look cool when it's all folded and that, but hold it for any length of time and my hands started to hurt because there was nothing to grip, just hard lines and accommodating for the buttons.
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« Reply #38 on: 11 Jun 2011, 00:17 »

I hear it isn't that bad actually.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #39 on: 11 Jun 2011, 01:01 »

it looks about the size of a game gear doesn't it?

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we'll see if anything changes by the time it hits market. can't say until i actually handle one, but they might do well to use a smaller screen. i wonder if it will use those nice squishy triggers like the gamecube controller had.

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The system will be fully backwards compatible with Wii, and Wii U games can support compatibility with Wii peripherals, such as the Wii Remote and Wii Balance Board. However it will not be backward compatible with Nintendo GameCube media.

can't say i'm particularly surprised, but still annoying.

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« Reply #40 on: 12 Jun 2011, 06:10 »

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Again, not really helping Nintendo's E3 image. The showcase really felt like a rush job and I would rather have them left it out until they had something more substantial to present.
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #41 on: 13 Jun 2011, 06:42 »

yeah, we need at least a mario/zelda/mario+zelda title
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Re: Nintendo has a new console, goes on sale in 2012
« Reply #42 on: 13 Jun 2011, 10:06 »

The Skyward Sword will be on it. New Super Smash brothers too, I think.
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« Reply #43 on: 13 Jun 2011, 20:31 »

The Skyward Sword will be on it. New Super Smash brothers too, I think.

Ruined by the fact that the console still doesn't offer an ethernet port.

If you've tried playing multiplayer online with the Wii version, you'll notice that the slight but noticeable response lag makes it unplayable.
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