Topic: QC Captions Vol. 14! (Read 9163 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 12 Jun 2011, 13:25 »

Enjoy!

jwhouk · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 Jun 2011, 13:35 »

"So, I went over to the Big Lots on King Street, and this was all they had."
"THOSE ARE STARBUCKS COFFEE BEANS!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 Jun 2011, 13:41 »

Faye: "So we got his pants off, and I'm telling you, it was this big and I just had to ...."
Dora: "I don't want to know about your boyfling's genitalia!"
Faye: "What?! No, I was talking about his spot he had on his back....AND HE ISN'T MY BOYFLING!"

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 Jun 2011, 14:47 »

Excuse my subpar editing

morrigan · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 Jun 2011, 14:50 »

"They had a crate of Milanos this big, but six was all I could carry"
"I'm disappointed in your weak, T-rex-like arms. Go back and get more. Dora Hungry!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 Jun 2011, 16:09 »

Quote from: morrigan on 12 Jun 2011, 14:50

Dora Hungry!

I lol'd.

Also, subpar nothing, I think that's pretty good, Norton

SirDudley · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 08:15 »

Faye: "I'm holding Sara's dead invisible soul here. What do you want me to do with it?"
Dora: "Kill it like the rest."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 09:07 »

Faye: "And there he was, just standing there. I swear, I've never seen one that big before - I mean it was huge!"

Dora: "Why would Elliot be gutting a fish on the counter at tSB?"

Thiefree · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 09:28 »

"Dora, you really have double standards sometimes."

"You mean... I'm... FLAWED?"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 09:36 »

Faye: "Dora! I need your help! I need to get rid of a body, maybe into a space about this big!"
Dora: "Not again....... Alright, out the back."

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 11:05 »

FAYE: "Ran into Marten at the store. He says hi."
DORA: "Who?"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 11:10 »

Quote from: DSL on 13 Jun 2011, 11:05

FAYE: "Ran into Marten at the store. He says hi."

Dora: "You mean he's still ALIVE!?! He couldn't have survived that bom.....How is he?"
Faye: "¬_¬"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 12:28 »

"We were out of beans, so I improvised to keep things going".
"I told you, Starbucks employees don't go in the grinder, they go in the dumpster!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #13 on:** 13 Jun 2011, 13:10 »

F: This is the finest set of beans. Handpicked by Juan Valdez. It'll do fine for today.

D: The tip jar is empty. And I want some pizza. Besides he uses burros to carry the beanbags.

SirDudley · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 14:16 »

F: "Angus is about this big. No, I'm being honest."
D: "LIAR!"

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 14:27 »

FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 15:45 »

Faye: "So I figured, why not get something that will REALLY convince people that we screwed up our bean roasting process?"
Dora: "THOSE ARE DOG FOOD BAGS!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 15:51 »

Faye: "GO GO GADGET ALREADY ROASTED COFFEE BEANS!"
Dora: "Shut up. Just shup up."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 16:04 »

Quote from: DSL on 14 Jun 2011, 14:27

FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

Win

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 16:57 »

Quote from: SirDudley on 14 Jun 2011, 14:16

F: "Angus is about this big. No, I'm being honest."
D: "Blended, maybe."

FTFY

jwhouk · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 17:56 »

Quote from: DSL on 14 Jun 2011, 14:27

FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

hannahsaurusrex · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 18:23 »

That's pretty magnificient.

My feeble attempt:

Faye: "So I told him that we could make 'magic beans' and he's coming by later to pick these up"
Dora: "What are we going to do with a cow?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 20:22 »

Faye: so, I found these bags. Was very cheap.....

Dora: Those are Airplane Sick Bags!! Wait.....

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 Jun 2011, 20:30 »

FAYE: "They're people! These coffee beans are made out of PEOPLE!"
DORA: "And don't you forget it."

Thiefree · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 07:59 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 14 Jun 2011, 17:56

Quote from: DSL on 14 Jun 2011, 14:27
FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

Can you imagine the onslaught of ennui that would ensue if they worked out they're not real? NOT PRETTY.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 12:29 »

Hannelore would be somehow unsurprised, and Faye would try to kill Jeph.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 12:36 »

Faye: "See my hands, they were kung fu fighting, they were as fast as lightning. Yeah, it was a little bit frightning, but I did it with expert timing."
Dora: "Faye, Carl Douglas called. He is pissed! Also, you're not my friend anymore, get out."

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 16:11 »

QC Captions Vol. 15 MUST be last panel of 1948. MUST.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 19:56 »

Noted

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #29 on:** 15 Jun 2011, 20:26 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 Jun 2011, 19:56

Noted

Yay

Border Reiver · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 04:42 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 15 Jun 2011, 20:26

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 Jun 2011, 19:56
Noted

Yay

I was going to request Panel 2 from today.....

The Duke · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 08:20 »

Hey guys, why is everyone whispering?

pwhodges · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 08:22 »

So as not to disturb anyone else.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 08:27 »

Funnily enough this started before today's comic.

SirDudley · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 12:57 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 16 Jun 2011, 04:42

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 15 Jun 2011, 20:26
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 Jun 2011, 19:56
Noted
Yay
I was going to request Panel 2 from today.....

What's wrong with doing both? It's not like we haven't done two in the same week.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Jun 2011, 13:56 »

I think the first panel of today's would be pretty lulz-worthy too.....hmmmm

No reason we can't do two next week. Plus that way I don't have to make a difficult choice between two requests

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