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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 17!
« on: 03 Jul 2011, 08:42 »
This week's image a little early since I'm gonna be at a family shindig all day:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #1 on: 03 Jul 2011, 10:41 »
Angus: "Whaddaya say you bring the spatula to the bedroom tonight?"
Faye: "What are you, crazy?  You could lop off a guy's...hand with this thing."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #2 on: 03 Jul 2011, 10:44 »
Angus: "If I had known you got that hungry after a sexin' I would have made you some scrambled..."
Faye: "If the next word to come out of your mouth is eggs, I will kill you."
Angus: ".....Grapefruit....."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #3 on: 03 Jul 2011, 10:49 »
"Do you really think that's an appropriate paddle?
"You're right, for my ass it should be bigger."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #4 on: 03 Jul 2011, 12:21 »
Angus:   "Oh comeon! All I did was pinch a Muffin!!:

Faye:   "Left hand or right?!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #5 on: 03 Jul 2011, 12:40 »
Angus:  "Are your sure..."

Faye  "Yes for the last time, I really like big pancakes!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #6 on: 03 Jul 2011, 23:10 »
Quote from: TheEvilDog on 03 Jul 2011, 10:44
Angus: "If I had known you got that hungry after a sexin' I would have made you some scrambled..."
Faye: "If the next word to come out of your mouth is eggs, I will kill you."
Angus: ".....Grapefruit....."

And this is the result.

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Angus: So, I dunno what the -phagia is for this sorta thing....
Faye: ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Jul 2011, 00:30 »
Angus: Hipsters?
Faye: Hipsters.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #8 on: 04 Jul 2011, 14:09 »
Angus:"I'm not sure if the Medieval Reenactment Club will still accept you as a member."
Faye:"I know, but Dora has hidden my sword."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #9 on: 04 Jul 2011, 14:22 »
Angus: "Faye, I told you last night, no. That handle isn't getting anywhere near where my sun doesn't shine!"
Faye: "Awwww....."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #10 on: 05 Jul 2011, 00:23 »
Angus: "So, this is the 'special friend' you've been wanting me to meet?" 

Faye: "..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jul 2011, 08:53 »
Him: I didn't realize you consider shirtless people a canvas.  You didn't get very good definition on that guy.

Her: Back hair prevented most of the imprint markage.  He screams nice though.

Need to add a sign that says, No shirt, No shoes, No mercy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #12 on: 05 Jul 2011, 13:38 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 04 Jul 2011, 00:30
Angus: Hipsters?
Faye: Hipsters.

Angus: Owls?
Faye: Owls.
(FYP)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #13 on: 05 Jul 2011, 13:45 »
"Marten's fault!"
"Dora's fault!"
"MARTEN'S FAULT!!!"
"DORA'S FAULT!!!!!!!!"
"RAWR!!!!!"
"RAWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #14 on: 05 Jul 2011, 20:20 »
Angus: Oh, come ON...I do NOT have a pancake butt.
Faye: I'll prove it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #15 on: 06 Jul 2011, 02:24 »
Angus: It says "Made in Taiwan" on the handle.

Faye: Close enough...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #16 on: 06 Jul 2011, 06:06 »
Angus: "Whatz did dem five fingaz say to da face?!?!"
Faye: "Go ahead.. make my day motherfucker.."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #17 on: 07 Jul 2011, 12:53 »
Angus: "Of course the Malaysian Battle Spatula is a perfect artifact weapon for D&D. There's nothing too OP about it!"
Faye: "I'm still unsure. Some douchebag is going to complain, I guarantee it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #18 on: 07 Jul 2011, 14:04 »
Mr. iduguphergrave - may I make a suggestion for next week's frame?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #19 on: 07 Jul 2011, 14:23 »
First panel of today's strip.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #20 on: 08 Jul 2011, 14:28 »
Female, yes. It's cool, I know my username kind of implies a male user.

Anyway, Border, I may not use that panel next week, but it is a good one so I have it saved for later. We'll probably use it at some point in the near future.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 17!
« Reply #21 on: 09 Jul 2011, 05:31 »
Apologies for the incorrect honouriffic and cool.
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