Topic: QC Captions Vol. 15! (Read 9683 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 19 Jun 2011, 11:06 »

Two images this week! First, as requested by jwhouk:

New panel Wednesday night. WOO

Kugai · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Jun 2011, 11:38 »

Faye "What's that?"
Raven "I finally worked out the secret to life, the Universe and everything - And Douglas Adams was right!!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Jun 2011, 11:39 »

Faye: "I..I...buh...buh..I...buh?"
Raven: "Well, thats one bottle of mouthwash down, still got that crate to go. C'mon Faye, there's work to be done."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Jun 2011, 12:53 »

Although it will be difficult to top the above one

Faye: "You, Dora, Penelope - That's just not possible!"
Raven: "Look, I know it's hard to believe, but I can prove we're all related..."

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Jun 2011, 15:40 »

FAYE: "Plan Omega?"
RAVEN : "Omega Prime."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 Jun 2011, 22:18 »

F: You did *WHAT* to the emergency bourbon?
R: Look at is this way: we've provided humans 2500 years hence with a perplexing mystery from the past. Or humans from 2500 years ago with a look at the future... wasn't sure which way the negative sign needed to be in the last equation so I just winged it.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 05:06 »

Faye: "So beautiful..."
Raven: "Yes, a well crafted mathematical proof is like that."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 05:55 »

Faye: "My God, it's full of stars."

Raven: "Well, that's just usual notation in tensor analysis ... Wait, were you talking about this page from my little black book?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 06:36 »

Faye: "But..."
Raven: "Just as I thought. That new plasma knife sharpener really does cut through marrow!"

Kugai · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 14:59 »

Quote from: DSL on 19 Jun 2011, 15:40

FAYE: "Plan Omega?"
RAVEN : "Omega Prime."

Faye: "But what about Plan 9?"
Raven: "Too cliched."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 15:19 »

Faye: "What the...?"
Raven: "I told you, that's plan Epsilon Tau Alpha for getting Marten and Dora back together. Now, I need 8 soft leather belts, a back massage, and a soundproof room. Oh, and 27 gallons of Astro-Glide."

Apparently I don't check my posts as often as I should.

SirDudley · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 16:24 »

Faye: "That...is seriously the most insane plan I have ever heard of that ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED."
Raven: "You're not the only one that I surprised."

Buttons* · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 00:52 »

Faye: "T-That's not possible!"
Raven: "'Course it is! A few years of yoga and even you could get into that position. Sure worked for me."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 04:42 »

Faye: "You mean you're really..."

Raven: "That's right, Faye. When I'm not at school or here I'm Batman."

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 05:53 »

Faye: "Was that a polar bear?"
Raven: "Yep. According to my calculations, his name is 'Doc' and he runs a Airsmith shop in downtown Anchorage."

akronnick · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 06:16 »

How do you calculate a polar bear's name?

What the hell kinda physics is she larnin' in that there college of her'n?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 09:55 »

It's invariant across coordinate transforms, so it's the name as a Cartesian bear's name.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 11:47 »

Faye: "A time machine....out of the EspressoSaurus?"
Raven: "The way I see it, if you're going to make a time machine out of an espresso machine, why not do it with style?"

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 14:57 »

Faye: "Hey, isn't that...?!"
Raven: "Yes. It took me a while, but it is what was in the case in Pulp Fiction."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 16:53 »

Nice!

jwhouk · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 17:24 »

Faye: "How did you..."
Raven: "It's all ball-bearings and silicon chips now, Faye. It'll be back in 10 minutes."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 17:38 »

Faye: "I can't believe you just did that..."
Raven: "Look at it this way. The health inspector got a nice view and we don't have to take care of the asbestos for a while."

jwhouk · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 19:24 »

Faye: "But, but we, buh..."
Raven: "Yep, your daughter will work at Hot Topic and have three piercings, one which she'll never show you. Pay up."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 19:17 »

WEDNESDAY BONUS IMAGE!

Enjoy!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 19:53 »

Tai: "But why can't I go on rollercoaster?"
Marten: "Tai, we've been over this before...you're too short."

Kugai · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 20:56 »

Tai: "*Sigh* I wish you were a girl. I'd be into you."
Marten: "Hey, that's OK. If I were a girl I'd be into me too . . . . Ummm waddaminnit!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 21:50 »

Tai: "Marten, don't look now, but there's a giant spider crawling under the edge ofthe counter..."

Marten: "That's no spider, that's my other hand!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 01:03 »

Tai: Marten, that Shibari you showed me didn't work on Elizabeth last night.....

Marten: Aw, i'm sorry. Maybe Uniform fetishes? Pony play? I think I can pull a few strings with my mother....

Border Reiver · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 03:20 »

Tai: "I don't know - I've never done this before."

Marten: "It's alright. Aubry's always looking for new talent."

akronnick · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 04:58 »

Tai would be perfect for Nerdrotica!

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 06:03 »

"Marten, it's weird how much you look like Dora ..."

"Who are you calling 'Marten'?"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 07:42 »

Tai: "Marten, I have a confession to make. I really hate your shirt."
Marten: "But its Gary Fucking Numan."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #32 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 08:56 »

Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."

Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."

The Duke · « **Reply #33 on:** 23 Jun 2011, 12:46 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2011, 08:56

Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."

Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."

"...that's what I'll be doing."

Carl-E · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 05:28 »

Awright, that's pretty sick right there.

Amazing what a group effort can come up with. Good work!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 10:41 »

I'm sure you can help us get further down into it Carl

Carl-E · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 11:25 »

Ewww.

Heliphyneau · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 12:59 »

Tai: I just feel so . . . violated.

Marten: It's not so bad. I've plugged the four holes in your shoulder -- now to see if I can play you like a bassoon by blowing in your ear . . .

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 16:30 »

Quote from: The Duke on 23 Jun 2011, 12:46

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2011, 08:56
Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."

Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
"...that's what I'll be doing."

And lo: It was the most AWKWARD SEX EVER.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 Jun 2011, 23:47 »

Tai: "Bros?"
Marten: "Naah. Hoes."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Jun 2011, 07:02 »

Tai: "For fuck's sake, stop calling me that!"
Marten: "Aww, but you're my friend, my Tai."

Jazz Hands Tribute Band · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Jun 2011, 11:33 »

Tai: Centipedes? In my vagina?
Marten: It's more likely than you think!

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 26 Jun 2011, 13:52 »

TAI: "Was ... that YOUR ..."
MARTEN: " ... Coffee-dispensing tiny metal dinosaur? No."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #43 on:** 27 Jun 2011, 13:57 »

Quote from: Kugai on 22 Jun 2011, 20:56

Tai: "*Sigh* I wish you were a girl. I'd be into you."
Marten: "Want me to take off my pants and see if it does anything for you, just in case."

tomart · « **Reply #44 on:** 27 Jun 2011, 22:28 »

Quote from: The Duke on 23 Jun 2011, 12:46

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2011, 08:56
Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."

Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
"...that's what I'll be doing."

winwinwinwinwin!

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