Topic: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much? (Read 26825 times)

Johnny C · « **Reply #100 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 12:55 »

Quote from: BlahBlah on 27 Apr 2010, 11:10

That guy's blog is amazing.

He's a Bret Easton Ellis character. Either he's let himself become subsumed in this character or he was born totally sociopathic. Something's clearly wrong with him.

BlahBlah · « **Reply #101 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 14:35 »

http://lovetopost.blogspot.com/

it's fascinating to read yet also incredibly creepy

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #102 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 19:43 »

Guys the whole point of me going to Look at the fucking hipster is to look as little like one as possible. I'm either gonna wear carharts, a flannel, and chacos, or pull the source code from the LATFH blog and write it out on a T-shirt.

Also Jerkstore is terrifying, utterly. He's really really abusive, used to post pictures of condoms he'd blood-fucked his girlfriend with on hpn and shit. Scary dude.

Jace · « **Reply #103 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 21:29 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 19:43

Guys the whole point of me going to Look at the fucking hipster is to look as little like one as possible.

Oh, I see, you are going to out-hipster the hipsters. You are gonna get way too meta about the whole thing.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #104 on:** 28 Apr 2010, 00:04 »

Since half my friends are already asking to borrow my clothes, it only seems right.

I can't tell if bitches love me or girls don't like me, these days.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #105 on:** 28 Apr 2010, 00:05 »

Still thinkin about that girl from last night.

Shit.

Watching Trek, gonna jerk it and go to sleep.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #106 on:** 28 Apr 2010, 00:16 »

So hpn is like a whole seething cesspool of Kieffers? Fuckin' hell.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #107 on:** 28 Apr 2010, 04:02 »

Mostly it's just that a whole forum of people who write "fucc" make me weep like a woman

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #108 on:** 28 Apr 2010, 08:19 »

Ironically I don't really have a persona/gimmick on hpn and as a result have basically 0 board cred.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #109 on:** 29 Apr 2010, 06:41 »

Hahaha outstanding :thumbsup:

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #110 on:** 02 May 2010, 23:46 »

So that girl I thought was so rad like a week ago seems to have basicaly no iterest in me.

Fucking shit.

She seeemed col as fuck, too.

Goddammit.

Johnny C · « **Reply #111 on:** 02 May 2010, 23:52 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 28 Apr 2010, 02:22

Quote from: David_Dovey on 28 Apr 2010, 00:16
So hpn is like a whole seething cesspool of Kieffers? Fuckin' hell.

If you mean is it people who play up to an image online and take poetic license for the sake of humour and entertainment, yes. I have a couple of friends who post there and (like Kieffer) they are really solid people.

This is probably as true as any other place on the Internet. Jerkstore is an anomaly in that it's not so much his image as he's a complete lunatic.

Sam - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-VzNAkhJo

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #112 on:** 05 May 2010, 22:33 »

This really pretty girl texted me and Invited me to a party at her apartment but my friend had made a pie and I wanted a slice and now it's 2 hours later and everyone else got stoned and I feel like I am drunk for no reason and wasted my night.

Fuck.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #113 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 21:56 »

Parties seem pointless to me at this point, because most of my friends have graduated college and I have a girlfriend, so like, what do I do at a party? It's not like I can hang out with my friends because they aren't there. I could flirt with girls but it'd be like masturbating almost to the point of orgasm and then going to sleep. I guess I could dance, dancing is kinda fun, but then it's back to girls.

And my girlfriend is like "I really don't understand why you like drinking alone."

Johnny C · « **Reply #114 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 23:09 »

take your girlfriend to parties?

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #115 on:** 20 Jun 2011, 23:22 »

When I go to parties, I chill out, chat with people that I have no interest in sleeping with, kick in on games if they're being played, contribute to the stream of youtube sourced entertainment (Thank you Pointless Thread, you've helped me so much with this). I don't drink to get wasted. I dance with my girlfriend. Depending on the crowd I'll help build a trebuchet or other seige engine and add to the scorch marks on the lawn.

Trouble for you is that I'm old and you don't get to have parties like this yet. You probably wouldn't enjoy them anyway as they happen in the suburbs and the music is kept to a neighbourly volume. Most of the point of parties at this age is to meet up with friends, trade war stories and reminisce. Hopefully it'll be a while before parties are about finding out who's died.

Anyhoo, just to add to the uselessness of this post in your social interregnum, I never really drank much anyway. It got in the way of doing stuff, which might be a bit difficult if drinking is the thing you do. Do you still have that godawful bandana?

Take your girlfrend to parties? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #116 on:** 21 Jun 2011, 09:52 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Jun 2011, 23:09

take your girlfriend to parties?

She's doing field research on owl populations so I only see her on weekends.

Johnny C · « **Reply #117 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 02:06 »

which is when parties happen, i don't see the issue here

sean · « **Reply #118 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 09:28 »

or like, just don't go to parties if you dont find them fun. its really not that difficult.

Patrick · « **Reply #119 on:** 22 Jun 2011, 09:43 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 00:34

That shit ain't even sparkly, fucc.

YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CRIP, KIEFFER, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #120 on:** 26 Jun 2011, 09:09 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 11 Apr 2010, 00:00

That's a lot less funny considering these mysterious blood stains on my sheets though.

Anyway, just keeping y'all updated.

So I just discovered this thread and this particular post/series of posts made me laugh really hard. Thanks Kieff.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #121 on:** 28 Jun 2011, 21:03 »

You could fuck your girlfriend at the party. A party is a good place to get your fuck on. One time I danced at a party so hard that I almost got a migraine. Also I had a drum circle with my friends and my fingers were swollen for at least maybe two days because I probably played on the bongo for maybe an hour without stopping. Then later I put on Bassnectar and we had an impromptu rave in the kitchen.

Just throwing ideas out there.

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