Topic: QC Captions Vol. 22! (Read 5149 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 07 Aug 2011, 13:14 »

This should be a fun week! Enjoy!

Hairdresser: We both have blue eyes! Let's breed and continue the legacy of the pure snow white of the aryan race! Heil Hitler!
Marten:

Skewbrow · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 13:47 »

Hairdresser: "I love my job. Moving a sharp blade an inch from a helpless guy's jugular gives me such a high. It's better than sex!"

Marten: "Is that a grindstone on the counter? Eh, I mean, my hair looks good now. See you in two months or so."

SirDudley · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 18:35 »

Marten: Butts?
Hairdresser: No. Owls.

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 19:27 »

MARTEN: "All I asked was, what's the name of the girl at the espresso machine?"
MISS FRIZZLE: "That's right."

jwhouk · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 19:33 »

Hairdresser: "Did you just see that brick flying past?"
Marten: "Uh, no?"

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 19:34 »

MARTEN: "Can you make me look less like her?"
MISS FRIZZLE (gestures meaningfully with scissors): "Or ... more."

SirDudley · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 19:36 »

Hairdresser: Your mom took my virginity.
Marten: Wonderful....

Kugai · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 Aug 2011, 20:09 »

Hairdresser: "I am your mother!!"
Marten: "Noooooooo!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 04:59 »

Hairdresser: "Can I interest you in saving money with Geico?"

Marten: "Can we just stop beating this poor dead horse? The meat must be tender by now!"

Spiff · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 06:30 »

Hairdresser:"Is it safe?"
Marten:"Is what safe?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 07:20 »

Hairdresser: "Oooh, look, I can see Charlene right through there!"

Marten: "Doesn't that joke get old after a while?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 08:53 »

It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?

Spiff · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 09:54 »

Hint: It's an insult.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 09:56 »

Hairdresser: "You got a real purty mouth there boy."

MArten: "I've seen enough of Deliverance to know this isn't going to end well."

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 12:20 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2011, 08:53

It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?

Think "hole in your head".

Carl-E · « **Reply #15 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 14:38 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 08 Aug 2011, 12:20

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2011, 08:53
It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it and the first few Google results are unhelpful. Please explain?

Think "hole in through your head".

It just looked to me like she was looking in one ear...

...and so, out the other.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 08 Aug 2011, 16:20 »

M: "Waddup"
H: "OOH! *big hug* I _LOVE_ THE SKINNY ANGSTY ONES!"

SirDudley · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Aug 2011, 16:57 »

Hairdresser: I'm Team Edward. What about you?
Marten: I'm Team My Fist Will Be In Your Face In A Minute Followed By My Knee In Your Gut.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Aug 2011, 17:37 »

Why would we care if she's on his team?

I want the Admiral on my side!

SirDudley · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 Aug 2011, 18:04 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 09 Aug 2011, 17:37

Why would we care if she's on his team?

I want the Admiral on my side!

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wrwight · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 Aug 2011, 22:04 »

oh, now I want a shirt that has that graphic and says "Team Edward"

EDIT: Oh look, hijinks ensue has one! Funny strip too. I hadn't seen it.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Aug 2011, 16:34 »

Oh man for this week you HAVE TO pick the gif of 1988. You don't get that opportunity too often. Maybe this time only (?).

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