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QC Captions Vol. 18!
« on: 10 Jul 2011, 10:30 »

Good day, everyone! Hope everyone had a lovely weekend. I'll start us off:



Dora: I'm pregnant!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #1 on: 10 Jul 2011, 10:42 »

"I pooted."

or

"OWLS."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #2 on: 10 Jul 2011, 11:31 »

"I gave my mom your cell number. That's OK now, isn't it?"

 Y'all decide which one you'd rather hear give that line.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #3 on: 10 Jul 2011, 12:00 »

"Dora Bianchi International Airport is now boarding at all gates"

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"My date didn't work out. Have you seen Tai?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #4 on: 10 Jul 2011, 12:04 »

"I bet you're not strong enough to crush that can"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #5 on: 10 Jul 2011, 12:13 »

If Dora's boarding at all  gates they may need to invite Angus.  :evil:

"I gave my mom your cell number. That's OK now, isn't it?"

 Y'all decide which one you'd rather hear give that line.

Very good, sir.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #6 on: 10 Jul 2011, 12:18 »

"Can I still be the flower girl at your Dad's wedding?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #7 on: 10 Jul 2011, 13:28 »

"Are those my pants?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #8 on: 10 Jul 2011, 14:14 »

Dora: "I see you finally bought a new t-shirt."
Offscreen Faye: "YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, JACKASS!"
« Last Edit: 10 Jul 2011, 16:42 by TheEvilDog »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #9 on: 10 Jul 2011, 14:32 »

"Excuse me, I really have to pee!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #10 on: 10 Jul 2011, 16:02 »

Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #11 on: 10 Jul 2011, 17:35 »

"I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

(C'mon, SOMEONE had to do it)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #12 on: 10 Jul 2011, 19:20 »

Dora (In a faux Tony Hopkins voice):  "Well hello Marten."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jul 2011, 23:49 »

"Jim said that Padma tells him you miss me." 


the junior high way of doing thngs
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #14 on: 11 Jul 2011, 01:20 »

"Jim said that Padma tells him you miss me."  


the junior high way of doing thngs

NAILED IT.


EDIT: My contribution, because I've clearly never heard of the Fourth Wall:


Marten: Dora, are you angry right now?

Dora: Of course not! I just came here to talk! Why do you say that?

Marten: Because you just exhaled so hard that a plume of white smoke came out of your nose... are you a dragon?

Dora: I don't see any white smoke. What exactly is Tai serving at this party...?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #15 on: 11 Jul 2011, 05:06 »

"Soooo, wanna try again?  Or shall we just admit that while the sex would have a pleasing air of desperation for a while, the pleasure would eventually fade and until I work out my own self-sabotaging issues and feelings of low self worth that it would spiral into the same pattern as before and would likely ruin any future chances of reconciliation and mutual friendships."

or

"Do I look fat in this dress."
« Last Edit: 11 Jul 2011, 05:59 by Border Reiver »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #16 on: 11 Jul 2011, 05:50 »

Dora: "So I murdered Jim because when I hugged him, his hair smelt funny. Want to help me get rid of the body?"
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Marten: "....Sure. I'll get the wood chipper."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #17 on: 11 Jul 2011, 07:46 »

"Soooo, wanna try again?  Or shall we just admit that while the sex would have a pleasing air of desperation for a while, the pleasure would eventually fade and until I work out my own self-sabotaging issues and feelings of low self worth that it would spiral into the same pattern as before and would likely ruin any future chances of reconciliation and mutual friendships."

or

"Do I look fat in this dress."

So ... Whose lines are those?  :angel:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #18 on: 11 Jul 2011, 10:32 »

"Marten... God watches you masturbate.."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #19 on: 11 Jul 2011, 11:27 »

There are so many options:

"Now, young Jedi, you shall feel true pain"

Or

"You shall not pass!"

Or

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #20 on: 11 Jul 2011, 15:46 »

"Mieville missed you, for some reason. I had to put him down."
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« Reply #21 on: 11 Jul 2011, 17:26 »

"Princess Spookyspell thinks we should talk..."
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« Reply #22 on: 11 Jul 2011, 17:51 »

"I hear Tai is looking for me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #23 on: 12 Jul 2011, 00:32 »

"I'm not wearing underwear"

* (sung to the ring-around-the-rosies melody)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #24 on: 12 Jul 2011, 12:49 »

"I hear Tai is looking for me."

:lol:

awesome!
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« Reply #25 on: 12 Jul 2011, 20:33 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #26 on: 14 Jul 2011, 13:51 »

Dora: How is my breath showing? It's like 70 degrees out!
Marten: Because you're a frigid ice bitch.
Dora:  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #27 on: 14 Jul 2011, 13:55 »

Dora: "Look, I know that you might have been upset about the way we broke up and I can understand you keying my car....But did you really have to take a dump on the hood of the car?"
Marten: "Faye was with me, she'd just eaten a basket of high fibre bran muffins....."
Dora:  :-o
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« Reply #28 on: 14 Jul 2011, 15:37 »

DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"
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« Reply #29 on: 14 Jul 2011, 16:06 »

"Marten, I'm your sister."
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« Reply #30 on: 14 Jul 2011, 16:09 »

DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"

MARTEN: "I had to sell my little black dress when I moved here from Cali, though."
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« Reply #31 on: 14 Jul 2011, 16:14 »

DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"

MARTEN: "I had to sell my little black dress when I moved here from Cali, though."

Alternative line.
Marten: "Mom made me give her back the little black dress she got me when I moved out here. She said it gave me fat heels."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #32 on: 17 Jul 2011, 02:24 »

Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?
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« Reply #33 on: 17 Jul 2011, 04:20 »

Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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« Reply #34 on: 17 Jul 2011, 05:38 »

Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Darn you! I'm remembering a comic where Hanners, Marten, and Steve (I think) are sitting in a bar and she is saying something about "How do you do ::blank:: ironically? Does it have to be a Pabst Blue Ribbon?" But I can't find the comic. But, you are probably right (:
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« Reply #35 on: 17 Jul 2011, 05:51 »

Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Darn you! I'm remembering a comic where Hanners, Marten, and Steve (I think) are sitting in a bar and she is saying something about "How do you do ::blank:: ironically? Does it have to be a Pabst Blue Ribbon?" But I can't find the comic. But, you are probably right (:


"How do you throw a bottle ironically? Does it have to be Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
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« Reply #36 on: 17 Jul 2011, 06:41 »

Thanks (:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 18!
« Reply #37 on: 17 Jul 2011, 06:44 »

Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

If we go down that road...

Dora: "We have been on many an adventure reached many a peak together (the Malaysian battle spatula magically appears out of Dora's purse), but to the great unknown, you go first, Marten."
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« Reply #38 on: 17 Jul 2011, 10:10 »

Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

If we go down that road...

Dora: "We have been on many an adventure reached many a peak together (the Malaysian battle spatula magically appears out of Dora's purse), but to the great unknown, you go first, Marten."

Pintsize pops up, dressed like Short Round and shouts "you cheat docta bianchi!"
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