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Author Topic: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography  (Read 15068 times)

squawk

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you are winning
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it's time to stop posting

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Aw you beat me to it
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Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

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I read books in strip clubs (because there i can eat and read same time)
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Patrick

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Itches And Sores: How the Band Lived
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The Seldom Killer

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Life Behind Bars: tales from the road with other dumb MAMILs.
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I Am Drunk Enough To Make Bad Decisions About Everything: Did Somebody Even Spellcheck This Shit?
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- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

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I Can't Believe That Girl Drank All That Vodka: seriously that was a lot of vodka.
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oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC

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I Thought That Was A Closet: A Life As Told Through The Eyes of His Housemates
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Crying About Nothing
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radical dame

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How To Cope With Yr First World Problems
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- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

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Nobody Wants To Fuck the Sound Guy
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Nooooo it's not true shut up shut up SHUT UP I'M NOT LISTENING
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Apparently you are not doing tech for the right kind of shows.
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Vaguely-related-anecdote-time!: Apparently the week before I started my new job (doing audio-visual tech for a big hotel+conference center), one of the jobs my new employer had was an apparel conference: In other words, models! Getting changed! While several audio techs set up around and pretended to work and not seem to be too obvious about looking. Fuck my luck.
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Benjamin Franklin Buttfranklin - He invented more than electricity!
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I tried to romance a lady photographer once. But it didn't work out because I could never understand about f-spots.

tania

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where did i put my keys: seriously i swear to god i just had them like a minute ago
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Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

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Text Messages and Dating: What Not To Do
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Tell her to buy a cosmo magazine, usually they have an article titled 101 ways to put stuff in your manfriend's butt.

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The Seldom Killer

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Discussed this with a friend of mine and he's just come out of yet another messy break up. He suggested his would be Who Not To Fuck, a tale of acrimony and the pyrrhic victory of my dignity.
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Post-Twee: Blood and Semen
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A Man and His Body Hair: The Untold True Story of Sasquatch
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nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

tania

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recommended by a friend today and based (unfortunately) on true events:

Eats, Shits and Leaves
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Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

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Better than having the second and third word swapped and having it be based on true events.
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The bottom line is, if anyone is going to start playing pranks by stuffing large quantities of food in their mouths, be wary.

The Seldom Killer

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A bunch of dykes, hors and red lights. Tales of touring the lowland coastal defences and mountain passes of Europe at the back of the pack.
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Patrick

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Nobody Wants To Fuck the Sound Guy

The recent dry spell is entirely my doing, sir.
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My long-dead band Troubador! licks your gentlemen's legumes on the cheap

cyro

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The Continuing Tales of Mortal Man And His Struggle For Ignorance. Volume 2, Part 57.
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I was only Knapping (That jokes so old, it's paleolithic ;) )

Or, if my best friend does become a world famous rockstar.

I knew him when...

The Autobiography of the Bands Butler.

followed by it's sequels
I knew him before...
I knew him After...
I buried him at...

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Jace

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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

Patrick

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Those are all shitty fucking titles
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Far Too Many PBRs: How One Man Survived The 2011 Stanley Cup Finals

like Linds', this will also be a coloring book. But only half pre-colored.
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Jimor

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For the sake of posterity, Patrick was referring to a spam post that got deleted, he didn't just suddenly develop board rage.  :mrgreen:

OT: A Life of Endless Sidequests
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Sorry 'n all; I should have said at the time when I removed it - but I was at work and got me other things to do, and then forgot.
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"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

Patrick

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For the sake of posterity, Patrick was referring to a spam post that got deleted, he didn't just suddenly develop board rage.  :mrgreen:

OT: A Life of Endless Sidequests

Never mind him, I hate you all, which is why I continue to post here after the better part of a decade

It's punishment

(hey there's a fitting one)
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Kugai

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You're All Frakin' Insane!!
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Lupercal

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The imbroglio of virginity: how to love what you once lost

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The Obnoxious Kind of Modesty: My wild success was mostly luck. I'm just a regular person.

Did I Turn The Hair Straightener Off : Many Times She Did and One Time She Didn't

I instinctively looked for a 'like' button there.


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Fix'd!
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Fucking hell you guys are downers



I want to marry this post and also wish I had photoshop.
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Professor Snuggles

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Kieffer Katz: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom
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Professor Snuggles

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I Can Smell Your Cunt
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Bloodfuck
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Walking Through Cougartown
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That last title brought to you by being drunk and watching community.
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i should do back covers too.
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Patrick

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I Didn't Bust in Her Eye, But Got it in Her Ear Once by Accident
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A Fatass That Drew Crap :roll:

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