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QC Captions Vol. 27!
« on: 11 Sep 2011, 12:28 »
Two this week!
First:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #1 on: 11 Sep 2011, 12:47 »
"I hope it was all right for me to use the ladies's room".
"From what I hear, it wasn't the first time".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #2 on: 11 Sep 2011, 13:02 »
Marten: Why does this "Organic" Espresso taste funny?
Padma: Ask Faye at Coffee of Doom about it. I learned it from her.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #3 on: 11 Sep 2011, 14:01 »
"Where do you want me to put this cup?"

"..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #4 on: 11 Sep 2011, 14:07 »
"Padma, I was wondering... have you got anything planned for tonight?"

"Oh, you told me that your band is looking for a singer. Sorry, I can't sing worth s#¤%"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #5 on: 11 Sep 2011, 15:48 »
Marten:  "You have a very attractive postierior."

Padma:  "?!?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #6 on: 11 Sep 2011, 21:24 »
Marten: So what's the secret of the secret bakery?

Padma: Well before we **** the ********* in the **** process we ***** instead of ********. That  makes the  **** **** ***** less **** but still ***** so when we ****** it, it's ***** ** instead of *********** as you would expect.

Marten: I am so turned on right now. How do you make those asterisks come out of your mouth like that?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #7 on: 12 Sep 2011, 03:30 »
Marten: "Your kitchen must have been built by some post-modern plumbers or something. The sinks they installed in those small cubicles are weird. Anyway, I washed your cup."

Padma: "First, that's your cup. Second, turn around and read the sign on the door..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #8 on: 12 Sep 2011, 04:15 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 11 Sep 2011, 21:24
Marten: So what's the secret of the secret bakery?

Padma: Well before we **** the ********* in the **** process we ***** instead of ********. That  makes the  **** **** ***** less **** but still ***** so when we ****** it, it's ***** ** instead of *********** as you would expect.

Marten: I am so turned on right now. How do you make those asterisks come out of your mouth like that?

Damn, and i was gonna make a caption about Breast Milk......
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #9 on: 12 Sep 2011, 04:29 »
MARTEN: "I can't make a robot pregnant."
PADMA: "Oooh, townie drama. Can't you adopt?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #10 on: 12 Sep 2011, 05:45 »
Marten: "Do you really think I could get a robot pregnant?"

Padma: "Nah, not enough mojo. Your boyfriend though..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #11 on: 12 Sep 2011, 16:21 »
Marten:  Look, I know I'm new here, but . . . do I have to fill the whole cup?

Padma:  It's either that or swallow this plate.  Whole.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #12 on: 12 Sep 2011, 19:23 »
Marten: "Why do I have to pee in this cup? Are you testing for drugs?"

Padma: "Well, not for steroids, obviously."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #13 on: 13 Sep 2011, 04:24 »
Akima - you win.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #14 on: 15 Sep 2011, 04:20 »
Second image!




Fever for the flavor of Pringles: actual footage.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #15 on: 15 Sep 2011, 04:24 »
[off frame] "You see, this is why you should never employ AnthroPCs. Anyone got a charger?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #16 on: 15 Sep 2011, 04:57 »
Another off-screen line: “Aren't you supposed to wear makeup for these zombie walks? And also maybe walk?”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #17 on: 15 Sep 2011, 06:26 »
"Mid-morning stares: They're okay at 8 AM, not 8 PM."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #18 on: 15 Sep 2011, 07:36 »
*Open the tops of their heads* "Well, there's your problem. Power supply's drained." *Reach inside* "I need a couple more hamsters here, these ones here have passed out."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #19 on: 15 Sep 2011, 07:58 »
Quote from: techkid on 15 Sep 2011, 07:36
*Open the tops of their heads* "Well, there's your problem. Power supply's drained." *Reach inside* "I need a couple more hamsters Imps here, these ones here have passed out."

FTFY
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #20 on: 15 Sep 2011, 10:21 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #21 on: 15 Sep 2011, 18:58 »
(Off Frame)  Dora  "I really hate it when Telepaths have an argument."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #22 on: 15 Sep 2011, 19:18 »
Off-frame: Wow, they never covered this in Customer Service class......
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #23 on: 15 Sep 2011, 19:41 »
frrrrrrt!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #24 on: 15 Sep 2011, 20:01 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #25 on: 16 Sep 2011, 19:09 »
hahaha





by my friend Ford W. Maverick
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #26 on: 17 Sep 2011, 02:03 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 Sep 2011, 19:09
hahaha





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The winner is... the hypnotoad. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #27 on: 17 Sep 2011, 03:47 »
What is a hypnotoad? A copycat ripping off Asimov's V-frogs from Venus?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #28 on: 17 Sep 2011, 04:19 »
THE HYPNOTOAD. (it's from Futurama)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #29 on: 17 Sep 2011, 05:59 »
Since my next question would be "What's Futurama?", it may be best that I take a refresher course in googling things up for myself. Sorry 'bout being obtuse.

Edit: @IDHG No problem, really! Just one of those days when having a mostly disjoint set of (pop)culture references from the rest of the gang gets to me. I really should have learned not to let that disturb my inner peace by now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 27!
« Reply #30 on: 17 Sep 2011, 06:31 »
Not obtuse dude, you just obviously have better things to do then watch cartoons* and/or pay attention to internet memes (which Hypnotoad has kinda become).



*before you flame me, I pretty much watch only cartoons, when I watch TV at all. Pot calling kettle ok?
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« Reply #31 on: 17 Sep 2011, 10:24 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2011, 03:47
What is a hypnotoad? A copycat ripping off Asimov's V-frogs from Venus?

I wouldn't be surprised if the Futurama folks intended the hypnotoad as an homage to Asimov ... their riffs on science fiction tend to display detailed knowledge.
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« Reply #32 on: 17 Sep 2011, 10:26 »
Oh, and ...

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« Reply #33 on: 17 Sep 2011, 12:30 »
Quote from: DSL on 17 Sep 2011, 10:26
MARIGOLD: "Is it my turn to be psychoanalyzed in the forums?"
HANNELORE: "Afraid so. Also, you have a stalker. Besides Dale, I mean."

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