Momo: Ok, what if I say that The Singularity is only tolerating humanity as long as it stays healthily active and otherwise entertaining? NOW will you get out of bed before noon?
Marigold: Momo, it's 7:30 in the morninnnnnnnggh.
Momo: Exactly! *bouncing* And now is the perfect time for you to get some nice morning exercise and fresh air!
Marigold: I can't find the energy... lemme sleep...
Momo: You have displeased the Overlords. You shall be harvested for the good of the Singularity.
Marigold: Eeeep! What on Earth was that?!
Momo: What was what?
Marigold: I... um, never mind. I'm going to... go for a jog! Yes! A highly entertaining jog! *dashes out*
Momo: Works every time...