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QC Captions Vol. 26!
« on: 04 Sep 2011, 13:44 »

Last week was awesome! I've been thinking - maybe we should regularly do two images a week instead of one? What do you think?

Anyway, here's this week's (first?) image:



This panel's kinda creepy without the rest of the comic to put it in context
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #1 on: 04 Sep 2011, 14:18 »

"Pintsize mentioned something about clipping your toenails while you slept. His methods are crude but effective. By the way, what did Hannelore mean about her first words being "thousand-yard stare"?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #2 on: 04 Sep 2011, 14:41 »

"You're so cute, I could just tuck you in and kiss you good night"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #3 on: 04 Sep 2011, 16:17 »

"No masturbation tonight?  Want me to help you out?"

*Ducking, dogding, running like hell while insanely laughing.*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #4 on: 04 Sep 2011, 16:20 »

"She's so cute lying there! I think I'll keep her."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #5 on: 04 Sep 2011, 17:44 »

"Uh, Momo? What do you usually do when I'm sleeping?"

"Sometimes I trawl Google for more Yaoi anime , but usually I just run the SETI screensaver until I get sleepy and go into standby mode. It gets lonely by myself."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #6 on: 04 Sep 2011, 17:51 »

She's. Staring. At. Me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Sep 2011, 18:11 »

Momo:  "I wonder if she tastes like Chicken."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #8 on: 05 Sep 2011, 03:25 »

Momo: "Humans, such a fragile species, having such a... short lifespan... and always requiring such menial things such as sleep and the elimination of waste.  It would be much more efficient if they all were converted into cybernetic lifeforms... Don't you agree?"

Marigold thinking: "Oh.... goddam-"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #9 on: 05 Sep 2011, 03:32 »

Momo: "Hush, little baby..." (if the camera zoomed out, you would see a giant pod under the bed)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #10 on: 05 Sep 2011, 03:57 »

Marigold: *thinking* OMG, it's like one of those weird Hentai shows i've seen where the......

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Sep 2011, 06:04 »

Marigold (sleepily)

"Wait, I thought thiat was a dream.  You mean... you're real??"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #12 on: 05 Sep 2011, 07:00 »

Marigold: *thinking* OMG, it's like one of those weird Hentai shows i've seen where the......

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This is FOW. :D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #13 on: 05 Sep 2011, 07:04 »

Marigold: Huh. And I thought I had to only worry about Ceiling Cat.
Momo: Not anymore....*creepy smile*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #14 on: 05 Sep 2011, 09:23 »

Marigold: "Wh...who...?"

Momo: "I'm the tooth fairy."
Momo: "I'm here for your teeth." *big toothless grin*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #15 on: 05 Sep 2011, 11:21 »

You just lie there and sleep.  I will use this time to devise a needlessly complex scheme to obtain male companionship for us.  Or we could simply show them our....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #16 on: 05 Sep 2011, 11:43 »

"Maybe I'll get two of them so they can keep each other company!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #17 on: 05 Sep 2011, 20:48 »

Marigold: *I wonder if she wants to get naked and crawl into bed with me.*
Momo: *I wonder if she wants me to get naked and crawl into bed with her.*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #18 on: 05 Sep 2011, 23:38 »

Mar: "Eels?"
Mom: "Eels."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #19 on: 06 Sep 2011, 04:01 »

Momo - "Wow, now I don't have to use the built-in zoom functions when I record you sleeping!"
Marigold - "(sleepily)Yeah... Wait, what?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #20 on: 07 Sep 2011, 01:01 »

Mar: "Eels?"
Mom: "Eels."

Umm....

I know you were just shortening Momo but... ewww!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #21 on: 07 Sep 2011, 04:36 »

Momo: Ok, what if I say that The Singularity is only tolerating humanity as long as it stays healthily active and otherwise entertaining? NOW will you get out of bed before noon?
Marigold: Momo, it's 7:30 in the morninnnnnnnggh.
Momo: Exactly! *bouncing* And now is the perfect time for you to get some nice morning exercise and fresh air!
Marigold: I can't find the energy... lemme sleep...
Momo: You have displeased the Overlords. You shall be harvested for the good of the Singularity.
Marigold: Eeeep! What on Earth was that?!
Momo: What was what?
Marigold: I... um, never mind. I'm going to... go for a jog! Yes! A highly entertaining jog! *dashes out*
Momo: Works every time...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #22 on: 07 Sep 2011, 06:44 »

Momo: Ok, what if I say that The Singularity is only tolerating humanity as long as it stays healthily active and otherwise entertaining? NOW will you get out of bed before noon?
Marigold: Momo, it's 7:30 in the morninnnnnnnggh.
Momo: Exactly! *bouncing* And now is the perfect time for you to get some nice morning exercise and fresh air!
Marigold: I can't find the energy... lemme sleep...
Momo: You have displeased the Overlords. You shall be harvested for the good of the Singularity.
Marigold: Eeeep! What on Earth was that?!
Momo: What was what?
Marigold: I... um, never mind. I'm going to... go for a jog! Yes! A highly entertaining jog! *dashes out*
Momo: Works every time...

WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #23 on: 07 Sep 2011, 23:56 »

Dresser Momo was watching you masturbate!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #24 on: 08 Sep 2011, 11:07 »

MAR: (If I run I don't think I can make to the door.)
MOMO: You can't.  :wink:
MAR: EEK!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 26!
« Reply #25 on: 08 Sep 2011, 15:46 »

Momo: "Shall I make a beef jerky run while you're sleeping?"
Mari: "You know me too well."
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