Topic: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN (Read 917810 times)

Avec · « **Reply #900 on:** 06 Mar 2012, 12:52 »

Baby Sloths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YRJlj8bkx4c

Sorflakne · « **Reply #901 on:** 06 Mar 2012, 17:31 »

Very impressive song rendition in Mario Paint.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #902 on:** 06 Mar 2012, 18:33 »

This is probably a repost, but whenever I hear music in MS Paint it makes me think of the vid of someone doing Through the Fire and Flames in MS Paint. Man that looks like it took a lot of work...

pwhodges · « **Reply #903 on:** 07 Mar 2012, 15:34 »

It's in German, but don't let that stop you watching it:

Birthday iPad

Zingoleb · « **Reply #904 on:** 07 Mar 2012, 23:29 »

warning: adult link

Omega Entity · « **Reply #905 on:** 07 Mar 2012, 23:47 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 07 Mar 2012, 23:29

warning: adult link

idontunderstand · « **Reply #906 on:** 07 Mar 2012, 23:54 »

Is it sad that that was exactly what I thought it would be?

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #907 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 05:39 »

Naw. Just means you've been paying attention.
Frankly, I'm more surprised he was alone and wearing pants... that it wasn't an adult link of Adult Link.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #908 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 07:04 »

I just want to say that while looking up Diethyl Ether (anaesthetic), I noticed that the skeletal model of the diagram even kinda looks like a yawning face done all kawaii.

Akima · « **Reply #909 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 18:03 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 07 Mar 2012, 23:29

warning: adult link

Badoom-tish! A pun after my own heart.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #910 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 18:17 »

Carl-E · « **Reply #911 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 19:37 »

Author claims this is the only valid use of the pie chart...

Sorflakne · « **Reply #912 on:** 08 Mar 2012, 19:38 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Mar 2012, 18:33

This is probably a repost, but whenever I hear music in MS Paint it makes me think of the vid of someone doing Through the Fire and Flames in MS Paint. Man that looks like it took a lot of work...

I see your Mario Paint Through the Fire and Flames and raise you one LEGO Through the Fire and Flames.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #913 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 04:57 »

Lupercal · « **Reply #914 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 04:01 »

I could spend today doing work. But I think I'll just stare at that all day in mild amusement.

Carl-E · « **Reply #915 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 07:32 »

I used to study fluid dynamics.

Thinking of taking it up again...

DrPhibes · « **Reply #916 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 09:35 »

I laughed when I posted that picture on Facebook, Beopuppy's shaking boobs picture. And all the comments on it were by girls meta'ing about for instance woman look at boobs more than men. In the end, the winning post (most likes) was where one girl complained not being able to hear what she is saying. Frustrating indeed

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #917 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 10:35 »

Doctor Wub

Barmymoo · « **Reply #918 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 13:16 »

I don't get it. Why is that woman doing that and why is it funny?

Lupercal · « **Reply #919 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 13:36 »

Oh, no - my term "amusement" was a cover for what I really meant to say, which was "utter hypnosis and happiness".

I don't know who she is, what she does, or why she's doing it. Sometimes, you know, you just don't question life's miracles.

Lupercal · « **Reply #920 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 13:38 »

Here's something good for a page break:

Stormtrooper Family Album

LTK · « **Reply #921 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 14:33 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 10 Mar 2012, 13:16

I don't get it. Why is that woman doing that and why is it funny?

"Because boobs" is what every guy would tell you.

DrPhibes · « **Reply #922 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 16:27 »

Quote from: LTK on 10 Mar 2012, 14:33

Quote from: Barmymoo on 10 Mar 2012, 13:16
I don't get it. Why is that woman doing that and why is it funny?
"Because boobs" is what every guy would tell you.

This here is pointlesws thread. Don't have to be funny. Also, just watched Inglorious Bastards. That voice stickin' in my head.

JD · « **Reply #923 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 00:48 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 07 Mar 2012, 23:29

warning: adult link

Linked for excessive gore

Barmymoo · « **Reply #924 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 03:33 »

I like breasts, I really do, but I don't really get what's so interesting about that picture. But maybe having breasts of your own makes you blase about them.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #925 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 05:05 »

I believe it's just a male thing most of the time.

Gravity + breasts is one of the things that makes males feel alive right after food, air and maybe alcohol for some.

I preffer this one way more though. I'm sorry for the motivational poster though.

Edit: Are black metal pics funny? Because I still think they are funny.

Immortal rule btw, one of the few classic bands that knew when to not take themselves seriously.

Welu · « **Reply #926 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 05:57 »

I've seen the first boob shaking before. I know it's Olivia Wilde, an actress (actor?) but don't know why. Someone told me it was something to do with breast cancer but I think they were just guessing.

I'm reminded of the first time I saw this picture:

And the comments were filled with debates about if the hands were of a man or woman. It was mostly blokes saying (paraphased heavily), "That must be a girl's hands because no woman has enough humour about herself to let a man touch her boobs for a joke."

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #927 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 06:31 »

Not digging that watch at all. Then again... I'm rocking a pocket watch, love them way more.

Welu · « **Reply #928 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 07:50 »

The watch is girly. Plus I've only ever seen females wear the watch face under the wrist. Was more the "No woman had a sense of humour about herself." comment that was bugging me.

I would love a pocket watch. I only got my watch because I was given a gift voucher for a jewellery place and was guilted into getting something with it. The watches were the cheapest things and I managed to find the cheapest and plainest watch I could.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #929 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 07:59 »

(I'm Oliva Wilde. Welcome to GQ's comedy issue.)

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #930 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 08:22 »

Quote from: Welu on 11 Mar 2012, 07:50

the cheapest and plainest watch I could.

That was is pretty cute!

(I also didn't notice the watch being under the wrist... that is indeed quite a female thing...). I got my pocket watch on my graduation from my mom. I love it so much

I love how you can see through it a little and it's faux-old-looking. Gears and stuff always makes me stare at watches for minutes.

Carl-E · « **Reply #931 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 13:15 »

Simple is good;

My last three watches. They last well, I usually go through at least two bands and a couple sets of batteries on each, and the face lights up when you push the stem.

This is handy because I am frequently in the dark.

However, I really miss winding my watch - the last windup I owned had a moon-phase dial on it, which was very handy for tracking the phases of my wife's mood...

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #932 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 14:03 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 11 Mar 2012, 13:15

However, I really miss winding my watch - the last windup I owned had a moon-phase dial on it, which was very handy for tracking the phases of my wife's mood...

That's very clever. They should sell those in mass scale...

Welu · « **Reply #933 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 17:13 »

Can't find the first watch I ever had. It was a hand-me-down from my brother. It was a velcro Sega watch.

It was kinda like this but it had a black face and big, blocky numbers. I used to spend ages turning the outside dial... What was the point of the outside dial being able to turn?

Sorflakne · « **Reply #934 on:** 11 Mar 2012, 19:25 »

Quote from: Mr. Doctor on 11 Mar 2012, 05:05

I believe it's just a male thing most of the time. Gravity + breasts is one of the things that makes males feel alive right after food, air and maybe alcohol for some.

I preffer this one way more though. I'm sorry for the motivational poster though.

To the Funny Crap folder you go!

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #935 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 12:18 »

LTK · « **Reply #936 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 14:23 »

I can see this picture spawning a thousand memes.

Akima · « **Reply #937 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 16:15 »

Quote from: tuathal on 11 Mar 2012, 06:26

That is a man's watch.

Ugly, expensive, over-complicated and difficult to read? That sounds about right.

On the other hand, I'm not a fan of the traditional girly-watch with the tiny or stupidly-shaped dial either. For everyday use I go with a cheap digital very much like your old Casio.

Quote from: LTK on 12 Mar 2012, 14:23

I can see this picture spawning a thousand memes.

Helicat? Catcopter? Dronecat? At least it will be sufficiently noisy that it will not catch you masturbating.

pwhodges · « **Reply #938 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 17:13 »

Personally, I prefer the plainest watch display I can get: http://www.mondaine.ch/mondaine/

Sorflakne · « **Reply #939 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 20:14 »

Who wears watches anymore when everyone has a cellphone?

DrPhibes · « **Reply #940 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 22:30 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Mar 2012, 17:13

Personally, I prefer the plainest watch display I can get: http://www.mondaine.ch/mondaine/

That looks like the train station clocks in the Netherlands. Also, my brother bought just such a watch because of that fact.

pwhodges · « **Reply #941 on:** 12 Mar 2012, 23:39 »

Specifically, it's the Swiss Railways Clock.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #942 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 01:13 »

I would wear a watch if I could justify the expense of a new battery and a new strap from the shop I bought those things from last time and they only lasted a year

Having to carry my phone everywhere is really annoying.

Lupercal · « **Reply #943 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 02:03 »

I have a similar Timex, Carl, but its gold-trimmed. Kind of reminded me of something my Grandad would wear, I saw something kind of understated and classy about it.

My Dad on the other hand, is now a Rolex man. I guess I'll opt for the Submariner one day...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #944 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 04:07 »

People are still on about watches?

Lupercal · « **Reply #945 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 05:15 »

Should probably just make a thread, we've got one on bicycles, guitars and sea-creatures, so...

I did watch "Two Dogs Dining" to compensate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&feature=related

Welu · « **Reply #946 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 05:21 »

Boobs to watches. Completely reasonable flow of conversation.

Also this makes me happy and sad:

Barmymoo · « **Reply #947 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 05:56 »

I don't quite get what's happening in that video.

Sometimes I think my life would have been far less bewildering if it hadn't included the internet.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #948 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 07:12 »

I believe the kid didn't hit it hard... Because he thought it was a real person, hence the hug at the end...
It's pretty damn cute I must say.

About watches and batteries, the other reason I love my pocket watch is because it doesn't have batteries. It's nice.

Quote from: Akima on 12 Mar 2012, 16:15

it will be sufficiently noisy that it will not catch you masturbating.

Hhahahahahaha nice one. If I ever see that ceiling cat one more time....

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #949 on:** 13 Mar 2012, 08:03 »

I took it as he really likes Spider-man, so he doesn't wanna break open the tiny Spider-man and instead hugs it to say sorry

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