Topic: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN (Read 917798 times)

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #1350 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 02:09 »

I gave my cat a high-five when she came back with a mouse. But seeing the whole thing like you did sounds exciting.

Quote from: Akima on 11 Jun 2012, 16:48

I'm not clicking on that, but shouldn't it be www.ballgagsinbelgians.com?

Arrrgh damn, You win this round!

Nikolai · « **Reply #1351 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:22 »

My wife told me that yesterday our dog brought her a dead mole. She spent a good portion of the day picking it up gently and turning it over, trying to figure out why it wasn't moving at all. While it's entirely possible that she may have killed it, I'm doubtful. The one time she dug up a nest of newborn bunnies, she stood guard over it and refused to come inside. Momma bunny wasn't too happy about it.

pwhodges · « **Reply #1352 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:25 »

Maybe she found a farmer's display of dead moles:

Oh look, there's a gap where one's missing!

Redball · « **Reply #1353 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:55 »

My neighbor raises Scotties, and told me a couple of them are great at hunting moles. He said he watched one of them run to catch a mole, pick it up and shake it, and said the head went one way, the rest of it the other way. I don't know if that's the strength of the shake, the force of teeth and jaws or a weakness in the mole's tissues. I guess all three.

LTK · « **Reply #1354 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:58 »

Quote from: Nikolai on 12 Jun 2012, 07:22

My wife told me that yesterday our dog brought her a dead mole. She spent a good portion of the day picking it up gently and turning it over, trying to figure out why it wasn't moving at all. While it's entirely possible that she may have killed it, I'm doubtful. The one time she dug up a nest of newborn bunnies, she stood guard over it and refused to come inside. Momma bunny wasn't too happy about it.

*heavily confused*

Oh, you're talking about your DOG, ohhhhhh...

Nikolai · « **Reply #1355 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 08:34 »

Quote from: LTK on 12 Jun 2012, 07:58

Quote from: Nikolai on 12 Jun 2012, 07:22
My wife told me that yesterday our dog brought her a dead mole. She spent a good portion of the day picking it up gently and turning it over, trying to figure out why it wasn't moving at all. While it's entirely possible that she may have killed it, I'm doubtful. The one time she dug up a nest of newborn bunnies, she stood guard over it and refused to come inside. Momma bunny wasn't too happy about it.
*heavily confused*

Oh, you're talking about your DOG, ohhhhhh...

It made sense in my head?

LTK · « **Reply #1356 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 08:45 »

It didn't in mine, because at no point you mention that your dog is a she.

Redball · « **Reply #1357 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 08:49 »

I understood the dog's gender almost immediately. But I had training; my wife was somewhat antecedent-challenged.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1358 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 09:43 »

Yeah, I was reading that as the wife trying to figure out why it was dead, too.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1359 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 09:58 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #1360 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 14:55 »

Quote from: LTK on 12 Jun 2012, 08:45

It didn't in mine, because at no point you mention that your dog is a she.

Um, you didn't think he was talking about his wife for the whole paragraph, surely?

Quote from: Nikolai on 12 Jun 2012, 07:22

My wife told me that yesterday our dog brought her a dead mole. She spent a good portion of the day picking it up gently and turning it over, trying to figure out why it wasn't moving at all. While it's entirely possible that she may have killed it, I'm doubtful. The one time she dug up a nest of newborn bunnies, she stood guard over it and refused to come inside. Momma bunny wasn't too happy about it.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1361 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 14:57 »

The second two sentences could easily be misconstrued as the wife rather than the dog. The latter sentence was discernible as the dog, due to the content.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1362 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 15:10 »

WHAT IS LOVE??
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

LTK · « **Reply #1363 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 15:23 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2012, 14:55

Um, you didn't think he was talking about his wife for the whole paragraph, surely?

Ohh yes. In my defense: I never met his wife!

Orbert · « **Reply #1364 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 08:21 »

When I got to the part where she was standing guard over the bunnies, I finally went "Wait, so she..."

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #1365 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 11:40 »

This is why Sweden is fantastic. I like how the woman seems so naive in her straightforward approach.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1366 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 02:11 »

TinPenguin · « **Reply #1367 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 05:03 »

This is what a metal band looks like:

(This is why Finland is fantastic)

Lines · « **Reply #1368 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 05:06 »

Are those guys Finnish? They've mushed together metal with midwestern/southern redneck and it's kind of weird, but it kind of works?

Van donk III · « **Reply #1369 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 07:04 »

Lines · « **Reply #1370 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 07:30 »

Oh, the possibilities!

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1371 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 13:12 »

Nikolai · « **Reply #1372 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 13:23 »

Yo dawg...

Jimor · « **Reply #1373 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 23:58 »

The article itself is a champion of "EWWWWW!!!", but the first Featured comment just puts this right over the top into Win.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1374 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 16:39 »

LINK IS LEFT-HANDED, DAMMIT!!!

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1375 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 19:35 »

I thought he was right-handed in Skyward Sword?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1376 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 21:04 »

But he's usually left handed.

Cire27 · « **Reply #1377 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 22:43 »

Only right-handed in the Wii games for the convenience of the majority of players.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1378 on:** 16 Jun 2012, 03:15 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1379 on:** 16 Jun 2012, 18:21 »

I just saw Momo as a kid on AFV. The kid pulled five frogs out of her diaper. And not little ones, we're talking about [adult] palm-sized bullfrogs.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #1380 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 14:38 »

Papersatan · « **Reply #1381 on:** 19 Jun 2012, 10:37 »

It is just too easy to make fun of this.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1382 on:** 19 Jun 2012, 19:04 »

Someone kinda already did...

ackblom12 · « **Reply #1383 on:** 19 Jun 2012, 19:09 »

Not the fact that there is a Nikelback concert and that's terrible, it's the fact that the venue literally had to pay an ad company to make a coupon for them to get people to come to the show.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1384 on:** 19 Jun 2012, 19:24 »

Oooh. Heh. Went over my head, apparently.

Papersatan · « **Reply #1385 on:** 19 Jun 2012, 19:46 »

Yeah, 5 days before the show the venue just gave up? "Fuck it even at a loss on the tickets they will buy beer..."

Welu · « **Reply #1386 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 03:46 »

_{I like Nickelback...}

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1387 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 05:10 »

"Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide,[3] ranking as the 11th best selling music act of the 2000s, and is the 2nd best selling foreign act in the U.S. behind The Beatles for the 2000s." - wikipedia.

You are not alone, it seems.

Edited for pointlessness.