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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1500 on: 20 Jul 2012, 11:16 »

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Well done, that's horrible.
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1501 on: 20 Jul 2012, 20:08 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1502 on: 21 Jul 2012, 00:23 »

RE: Old Yeller dog food, I looked it up to see if I could find an appropriate link to share over on Facebook, and found out that it was recalled at one point (2010), and several top links went to discussions about it making pets sick or even dying from it. Even without whatever issue caused the recall, the customer ratings and reviews for it are rock bottom. Worst Disney product tie-in ever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1503 on: 21 Jul 2012, 06:29 »

Austrian.

This is fucking killing me right now because I'm having a bunch of assholes being like "BRAS ARE PERIOD WE CAN WEAR JUST BRAS TO FIGHT RIGHT" for my medieval battle game. Also, the bottom was probably likely worn during periods and the top part more than likely had fabric extending down from the bust over the torso.

Fun Fact: According to this article
Another interesting piece of news is that the find of an undergarment that looks very much like a pair of panties probably  belonged to a man.  Nutz explained that women did not wear anything under their skirts in the Middle Ages, and that ”underpants were considered a symbol of male dominance and power.”

I did not know that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1504 on: 21 Jul 2012, 11:16 »

http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

You know this already: This guy is awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1505 on: 22 Jul 2012, 04:20 »

Like everyday you fed it to the dog. Or at least I would. They could have found a different dog... At least the Disney cat food is Aristocats.

I mean, what's next, Cujo brand?

Leaves your dog drooling at the mouth!*

Oh...oh, hang on, no, that's not drool...

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1506 on: 22 Jul 2012, 11:13 »

They covered the armour in white cloth.. and they probably regularly died from heat stroke.. also the stench must have been massive.
You don't notice the smell anymore after a couple days.  Almost everyone who's been to basic training ends up living out of their laundry bag.  Well, mainly because washing clothes takes time (as does rebuilding a crease), the dryers don't always work, and since it was 100 degrees and 80%+ humidity there everyday, washing the sweat and stench out was pretty much pointless when those fresh clothes were back to being just as grody as they were within hours (sometimes minutes) of washing.

Though when I finally opened my bag of unwashed training clothes a few days after getting home (spent the intervening time just sleeping), the smell nearly bowled me over; had to leave the room for a few minutes before holding my breath and dumping them all into a proper washing machine.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1507 on: 22 Jul 2012, 20:46 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1508 on: 24 Jul 2012, 15:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1509 on: 25 Jul 2012, 02:22 »

My dogs want one!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1510 on: 25 Jul 2012, 06:48 »

I want your dogs to have one! That thing is amazing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1511 on: 25 Jul 2012, 07:35 »

But how does he know which way it goes?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1512 on: 25 Jul 2012, 18:07 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1513 on: 25 Jul 2012, 18:53 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1514 on: 25 Jul 2012, 23:58 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1516 on: 28 Jul 2012, 04:28 »

frisbee

I have a game where I try to find any items more known by brand names so I can call them their proper name. I was surprised that "frisbee" is one.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1517 on: 28 Jul 2012, 07:23 »

And if Back to the Future III is accurate, they used to be pie tins.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1518 on: 29 Jul 2012, 07:07 »

The term for that is generic trademark.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1519 on: 29 Jul 2012, 07:43 »

And if Back to the Future III is accurate, they used to be pie tins.




One of the originals.  Note the difference in spelling, to avoid trademark issues. 
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1520 on: 29 Jul 2012, 09:50 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1521 on: 30 Jul 2012, 13:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1522 on: 30 Jul 2012, 18:08 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1523 on: 30 Jul 2012, 20:29 »

My sister in law, at the age of three, was hospitalized for hairballs. 

Her explaation to the doctors? 

"The big kitty cleans all the little kitties, but no one cleans the big kitty."  She'd been licking the cat several times a day for nearly a month...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1524 on: 30 Jul 2012, 21:35 »


Why does this look like scenes from some J-horror film?

And on a random note, it's near impossible to guess an Asian girl's age; she could be 14 or 44 for all we know.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1525 on: 31 Jul 2012, 04:04 »

As a MAN™ I find it a bad idea to try to guess any woman's age.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1526 on: 31 Jul 2012, 21:26 »

As a MAN™ I find it a bad idea to try to guess any woman's age.
Well obviously you're not supposed to do it out loud, but text doesn't count as 'out loud' :P
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1527 on: 31 Jul 2012, 22:20 »

As pointless as the debate over the risks and accuracy of estimating the ages of ladies may be, it is not this:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1528 on: 31 Jul 2012, 22:59 »

Is... is that a wombat?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1529 on: 31 Jul 2012, 23:05 »

It is.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1530 on: 01 Aug 2012, 00:19 »

Adorable!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1532 on: 01 Aug 2012, 05:30 »

Roly-poly animals are the cutest. I don't know why, but they are.
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« Reply #1533 on: 01 Aug 2012, 08:01 »

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« Reply #1534 on: 01 Aug 2012, 08:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1535 on: 01 Aug 2012, 08:15 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1536 on: 01 Aug 2012, 13:04 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1537 on: 02 Aug 2012, 00:32 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1538 on: 02 Aug 2012, 07:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1539 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:02 »

Hehe. That made me smile. I especially like how his hat is askew.


(can't find the right word, "askew" sounds weird..)

The pic reminds of Achewood too!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1540 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:20 »

Askew is fine; but if you want to make it sound more deliberate, you could say (more verbosely) that it was at a jaunty angle.  Otherwise, lopsided, sideways are OK but less colourful.  Awry or skew-whiff suggest more wrongness than the former words.
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« Reply #1541 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:39 »

Ahoo?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1542 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:46 »

Er, no?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1543 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:56 »

That cat looks so depressed.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1544 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:57 »

No salt or lime on the table.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1545 on: 02 Aug 2012, 17:52 »

Real men don't need limes when drinking tequila.
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« Reply #1546 on: 03 Aug 2012, 05:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1547 on: 03 Aug 2012, 08:02 »

Who says a cat can't be a real man?
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« Reply #1548 on: 03 Aug 2012, 08:17 »

Who says a real man is better than a cat?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #1549 on: 03 Aug 2012, 10:58 »

That last post came with the disappointed Marten face. Excellent.
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