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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2100 on: 11 Dec 2012, 07:53 »

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"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2101 on: 11 Dec 2012, 07:56 »

Joan Baez on Bob Dylan:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2102 on: 11 Dec 2012, 09:43 »



Now if only they turned into magical girls, than the cycle would be complete
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2103 on: 11 Dec 2012, 09:44 »

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You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it. - M. Gustave

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2104 on: 11 Dec 2012, 09:51 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2105 on: 11 Dec 2012, 12:14 »

Joan Baez on Bob Dylan:



Well, hey! That was exactly what most of us thought in my English Lit. classes.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2106 on: 11 Dec 2012, 14:31 »

how to get girls(or guys) to burn 2000 calories
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2107 on: 12 Dec 2012, 05:57 »

I love Girls With Slingshots so much...

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2108 on: 12 Dec 2012, 08:38 »

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« Reply #2109 on: 12 Dec 2012, 08:43 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2112 on: 12 Dec 2012, 12:52 »

Interesting business proposal.

I think we can file that under "Things that I really didn't want to know, part MCCCXXXVII"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2113 on: 12 Dec 2012, 13:25 »

@Bluekitty

Yee, sweet!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2115 on: 13 Dec 2012, 07:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2116 on: 13 Dec 2012, 08:45 »

Awww!
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« Reply #2117 on: 13 Dec 2012, 11:28 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2118 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:06 »



H-Hurricanrana?  Outside of professional wrestling?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2120 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:15 »






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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2121 on: 14 Dec 2012, 02:30 »

Well that's just terrifying.
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what she said was sad, but then, all the rejections she's had, to pretend to be happy could only be idiocy

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2123 on: 14 Dec 2012, 08:15 »

^  Pure tarnished gold...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2124 on: 14 Dec 2012, 08:30 »

Part of me feels that speech could have stood alone as a stunning dense obelisk of stupid, and part of me feels that the only way you can digest it is in bite-sized chunks. I re-read it a couple of times, and I'm not entirely sure of his point, but what I got away from it is this: "Always have someone proofread your speeches."

Don't get me wrong, I feel that he had a very powerful, very personal epiphany, I just don't think he should have worked alone translating it into human speech.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2125 on: 14 Dec 2012, 13:47 »

Well, yeah, but I bet Gor Vidal or someone might not have been able to play the guitar as well...
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« Reply #2126 on: 14 Dec 2012, 14:04 »

hehe wolverine is totally blushing under that mask...



easy there girly....
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« Reply #2127 on: 14 Dec 2012, 15:48 »

^  Pure tarnished gold...

No kidding! I just lost it when I read this:

Because my book doesn’t end at the first chapter.
I would say the first chapter would be first.

Or

Do not be defeated, instead try what seems to hurt you in order to make what you know is right.

I can only express my reaction with this:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2128 on: 15 Dec 2012, 02:09 »

I thought it was funny, but I grew up reading and listening to how John Frusciante talks...

"This is a room where nobody hardly ever is"

"I think of that erection as being my enemy"

"It's like I'm in the fourth dimension and somebody's asking me to describe it verbally and that's the whole point, that's what the fourth dimension is all about because no words, no symbols, no energies, all pure, real energy and vibrations.. and if I thought about how cruel of a world this is I would probably just commit suicide after a while if that's what I spent all my energy thinking about I would definitely not have any strength left to create music." [Sorry for the lengthy quote.. I just remember it word by word and I had to type it all out]

I've always suspected he either was schizophrenic or just completely stoned all the time. Dunno about this Attack! Attack! guy though. The last sentence was awesome.
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« Reply #2129 on: 15 Dec 2012, 11:49 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2131 on: 16 Dec 2012, 00:02 »

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« Reply #2132 on: 16 Dec 2012, 12:16 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2133 on: 16 Dec 2012, 12:18 »



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« Reply #2135 on: 16 Dec 2012, 14:10 »

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« Reply #2136 on: 16 Dec 2012, 15:15 »

That explains a LOT of my issues post-grad. Of course, it wasn't a thesis that I lacked as much as my practicum, but same idea.
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« Reply #2137 on: 16 Dec 2012, 22:53 »

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« Reply #2138 on: 16 Dec 2012, 22:56 »



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« Reply #2139 on: 16 Dec 2012, 23:12 »

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« Reply #2140 on: 16 Dec 2012, 23:14 »

is that what it's from? I never even check the URL of where I hotlink. it was the final panel from this comic anyways
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« Reply #2142 on: 17 Dec 2012, 05:28 »

Oglaf is pretty funny.
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« Reply #2145 on: 17 Dec 2012, 13:37 »

What the hell is that spiky thing?I wanna say it's an echidna, but whatever it is, it looks badass.
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« Reply #2146 on: 17 Dec 2012, 13:39 »

Echidna is correct! The most adorable baby Echidna.
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« Reply #2147 on: 18 Dec 2012, 08:10 »



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« Reply #2149 on: 18 Dec 2012, 14:02 »

So yea. Nightmare fuel.


IT HAS TEETH ON ITS TENTACLES.
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