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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 28!
« on: 18 Sep 2011, 06:26 »

New week! New awkwardness! More captions! Enjoy!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #1 on: 18 Sep 2011, 07:08 »

MARTEN: "Hiking? All by ourselves?"
PADMA: "Sure! We could even go ... fishing, right, Elliott? You could show Marten here how you fish."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #2 on: 18 Sep 2011, 07:18 »

Marten: "So when you said I needed a massage...."
Padma: "Yup, Elliot qualified last week."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #3 on: 18 Sep 2011, 09:20 »

Marten: "I'll go as long as Elliot agrees not to pound me into oblivion"
Off screen, Renee: "Great. You guys are all leaving me to run the shop on a weekend"
Padma: "Well do you want to come?"
Off screen, Renee: "Hell no. Hiking sucks. Besides I need the overtime."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #4 on: 18 Sep 2011, 13:49 »

Marten:  "The big man is scawey..."

Padma:  "Well, you should've thought of that before you ordered pound cake off the secret menu!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #5 on: 18 Sep 2011, 23:02 »

Marten: What, What?
Padma: In the Butt!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #6 on: 20 Sep 2011, 03:55 »

Marten: "Uh, I'm not sure I want to go hiking anymore..."
Padma: "You'll be fine. Elliot just wants to show you how good he is with a spear, is all."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #7 on: 20 Sep 2011, 04:24 »

Marten: "Look, there's a perfectly innocent reason why the two of us just came out of the Ladies' room, looking somewhat dishelved and out of breath.  I just can't think of one right now..."

Padma:  "Let me try!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #8 on: 21 Sep 2011, 13:03 »

New image!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #9 on: 21 Sep 2011, 13:07 »

YB: "WHAT ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL YOU *** *** **ING ***-****!?!??!?"
Shebly: "I ran into it until it broke"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #10 on: 21 Sep 2011, 13:10 »

YB: "WHAT ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL YOU *** *** **ING ***-****!?!??!?"
Shebly: "I ran into it until it broke"


WIN
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #11 on: 21 Sep 2011, 13:14 »

Yelling Bird: I have a confession. This whole swearing and bad attitude thing? It's an act. I just want a friend. Would you like to be my friend?
Shebly: I like my ball.
Yelling Bird: GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL, YOU STUPID FURBAG!! I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT THERE! JESUS COCKF**K!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #12 on: 21 Sep 2011, 23:26 »



YB:  "Are you my Mother?" 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #13 on: 22 Sep 2011, 01:02 »

FunkyTuba wins the second one ;D

As for the first one...

Padma: ... so after his big break-up, he came in here all mopey and depressed, and he accidentally went into the ladies' room instead of the mens'! And that's where I met him!

Elliott: You met her in the LADIES' ROOM?!

Padma: Totally! He didn't even realize at first! Did you, Marten?

Marten: Sadly, that's not the first time I have met a quirky supporting character that way...

Fourth Wall: CRASH!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #14 on: 22 Sep 2011, 01:46 »

I dunno, I think Carl's wins pretty good. If I might make one small change:



There we go  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #15 on: 22 Sep 2011, 02:05 »

Amen(ded)! ;D

I guess I find FunkyTuba's funnier partly because the phrase "I ran into the door until it broke!" made me laugh so hard when the strip was first posted.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #16 on: 22 Sep 2011, 07:53 »



YB:  "Who do you think you're looking at C*******?"

S:  "Lunch." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #17 on: 22 Sep 2011, 07:55 »

I was walking the puppy this morning, and became aware that she was trotting alongside me with a dead pigeon in her mouth - well, her mum was  a gundog.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #18 on: 22 Sep 2011, 16:15 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #19 on: 22 Sep 2011, 19:03 »

On a roll, there, FunkyTuba.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #20 on: 22 Sep 2011, 21:31 »

I am having such a hard time deciding which book cover I like better. ;D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #21 on: 23 Sep 2011, 21:43 »

New image!



Yelling Bird:  "Frankly I'm becoming well and truly disenchanted with the endless stream of profanity Mr. Jacques has me recite.  I'm a classicially trained actor.  I could be doing Shakespeare!"

Shelby:  "So's Randy, but you don't hear him complaning."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #22 on: 24 Sep 2011, 22:11 »

I like that one :)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #23 on: 24 Sep 2011, 23:29 »

Now I hear YB in the voice of Patrick Stewart. 


Shebly is still the voice of Doug from UP
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 28!
« Reply #24 on: 25 Sep 2011, 06:58 »

SQUIRELL!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: 25 Sep 2011, 12:04 »

Now I hear YB in the voice of Patrick Stewart. 


Shebly is still the voice of Doug from UP

+1

Save I'm hearing Shebly being voiced by George Carlin ( the youngest is watching Thomas the Tank Engine)
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