I feel like it's time to explain as much of my family as I can with one shot. A wedding shot.
This is several members of my family, from left to right:
My grandmother, my cousin Cody, my aunt Debbie, my cousin Jessica, and the groom, my cousin Chip. Notice Chip's teeth. None of them are real. This is because Chip drinks beer constantly - even at his own wedding vows - and never brushes his teeth. On the far right, you'll notice a John Deere tractor. More on that later.
What you cannot see in this picture, is that this ceremony is taking placing at the local gun club. Neither can you see the cherry picker, which they said their actual vows on. Neither can you see the truck in which they cooked the chicken for the ceremony - by wrapping it in foil and putting it on the engine, letting the heat cook it through.
What you can see is my cousin. Why, yes, those ARE shotgun shells with flowers in them. The tractor? Why, the theme of the wedding was "John Deere". Note the green dress, and the green and yellow balloons. After the wedding was over, they drove home in this tractor.
This is a summary of my family, in one picture.
Edit: I found a picture of the bride's bouquet, felt I had to share.