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Photos can be pretty cool
« on: 21 Jul 2011, 10:52 »

Hey guys, the photography thread for fancy/pretty/artistic photos is in the Creativity subforum, this thread's for your ugly mugs. Allow me to demonstrate:

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Re: Photos can be pretty cool
« Reply #1 on: 21 Jul 2011, 11:06 »

@Metope: My bad. Here ya go.

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« Reply #2 on: 21 Jul 2011, 11:12 »

Oh no worries, easy mistake, the first page with the rules on is (p)ages away.

I have an ugly mug! I have two of them!

Oh yeah? Well I've got FIVE!



Edit: No ugly mugs were harmed or injured during the process of making this photo.
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« Reply #3 on: 21 Jul 2011, 11:36 »

Um i see only four ugly mugs in there.
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Re: Photos can be pretty cool
« Reply #4 on: 21 Jul 2011, 11:39 »

The last one's right at the top, inside the giant white one. It's a bit hard to spot, but there's definitely five ugly mugs.
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Re: Photos can be pretty cool
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jul 2011, 12:15 »

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« Reply #6 on: 21 Jul 2011, 14:27 »

You shoulda got more people in that picture, it's prime facebombing material.
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« Reply #7 on: 04 Aug 2011, 04:24 »

I am in a production of Two Noble Kinsmen at the moment! It is exciting! These are a couple of photos of the rehearsal process.



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Do not be fooled by my vest, ice-whites and shiny trousers - I'm actually a serious actor. Honest.
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« Reply #8 on: 09 Aug 2011, 11:11 »

We went camping for my birthday.  Here is me after having some cake and eating it too:



Me and my sisters:



Me making a huge bubble:



My buddy's wife likes bubbles, so she made this rig with two sticks, some string, and a weight.  You dip it into a big bucket of bubble stuff (her own formula), use the sticks to open and close the string, and with a little practice, can create gigantic bubbles.  It was intense.

Here's my son making one:

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« Reply #9 on: 09 Aug 2011, 11:45 »

Wow. Bubbly.
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« Reply #10 on: 09 Aug 2011, 23:30 »

Those are some big goddamn bubbles.
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Re: Photos can be pretty cool
« Reply #12 on: 13 Aug 2011, 11:03 »

Almost matches the avatar
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« Reply #13 on: 13 Aug 2011, 12:40 »

I feel like it's time to explain as much of my family as I can with one shot. A wedding shot.

This is several members of my family, from left to right:



My grandmother, my cousin Cody, my aunt Debbie, my cousin Jessica, and the groom, my cousin Chip. Notice Chip's teeth. None of them are real. This is because Chip drinks beer constantly - even at his own wedding vows - and never brushes his teeth. On the far right, you'll notice a John Deere tractor. More on that later.

What you cannot see in this picture, is that this ceremony is taking placing at the local gun club. Neither can you see the cherry picker, which they said their actual vows on. Neither can you see the truck in which they cooked the chicken for the ceremony - by wrapping it in foil and putting it on the engine, letting the heat cook it through.

What you can see is my cousin. Why, yes, those ARE shotgun shells with flowers in them. The tractor? Why, the theme of the wedding was "John Deere". Note the green dress, and the green and yellow balloons. After the wedding was over, they drove home in this tractor.

This is a summary of my family, in one picture.

Edit: I found a picture of the bride's bouquet, felt I had to share.

« Last Edit: 02 Oct 2011, 14:59 by pwhodges »
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« Reply #14 on: 13 Aug 2011, 12:57 »

You know Zing, there are times when I think that your life cannot possibly be real, but then I realise that there is no way you would be able to make this stuff up.
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« Reply #15 on: 13 Aug 2011, 13:23 »

Your life is the purified quintessential essence of 'quirky' Australian dramedies.
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« Reply #17 on: 13 Aug 2011, 16:12 »

Zing that is freaking incredible. Well done.
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« Reply #18 on: 14 Aug 2011, 06:14 »

You know, a lot of posts I read from Zingoleb in the past suddenly make sense.
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« Reply #19 on: 14 Aug 2011, 18:39 »

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Re: Photos can be pretty cool
« Reply #21 on: 15 Aug 2011, 01:35 »

A summer full of weddings, here is but one, and unfortunately doesn't involve tractors, trucker hats or guns. But there IS a pretty cool frame thing in this garden. (Both the bride and groom's first names begin with "g")





Me and the beautiful lady of my life. Oh yeah, big pavilion/gazebo thing too. This was a pretty swanky wedding reception!
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« Reply #22 on: 15 Aug 2011, 02:35 »

"GG" and tractor weddings, remind me why I want to be able to marry dudes?
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« Reply #23 on: 15 Aug 2011, 02:55 »

In the hopes you can change them?
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« Reply #24 on: 15 Aug 2011, 13:24 »

So yeah. I've been on tour. Photobomb coming up.

Posing in front of the venue where our singer got a fractured skull later. The cause of that injury is also in this picture:


Excited about driving:


And people wonder how this kid nearly gets himself killed on a regular basis:


Live:



Best breakfast ever, at a punk squat in Germany.


Puking because I got carsick:


Catching a few minutes of precious sleep:


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« Reply #25 on: 16 Aug 2011, 05:42 »

carsick is trupunx!
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« Reply #26 on: 17 Aug 2011, 12:45 »

Holy sweet Jesus, Lummer, you've been a busy lad. Keep it up, that looks like an absolute blast!
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« Reply #27 on: 19 Aug 2011, 10:22 »

Punk houses are the best for breakfast. Vegans and punks are deconstructing and re-examining many societal principles, and reconstructing their lives the ways they want them to be. In doing so, they have discovered that breakfast is bitchin' cool.
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« Reply #28 on: 21 Aug 2011, 23:49 »

Punk houses are the best for breakfast. Vegans and punks are deconstructing and re-examining many societal principles, and reconstructing their lives the ways they want them to be. In doing so, they have discovered that breakfast is bitchin' cool.

Totally. All the punk squats we played at gave us amazing food. That's also why I love it each time we play in Ungdomshuset in Copenhagen, especially on days where Crustina from Nuclear Death Terror is head of the kitchen.
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« Reply #29 on: 22 Aug 2011, 04:43 »

I'm living in my own house now (it's rented, but whatever, it's mine).



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« Reply #30 on: 22 Aug 2011, 04:55 »

Have you lost some weight?
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« Reply #31 on: 22 Aug 2011, 05:14 »

I don't think so. I'm still sixteen and a half stone of suave sexiness, Jussi.
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« Reply #32 on: 22 Aug 2011, 19:29 »


my goodness why do I always look like a doofus
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« Reply #33 on: 22 Aug 2011, 23:53 »

Whatever that food is, I wanna eat it.
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« Reply #34 on: 23 Aug 2011, 12:25 »

That shirt, I sorta remember what's on it, but sorta not. Care to point me in the right direction?
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« Reply #36 on: 23 Aug 2011, 19:05 »

Whatever that food is, I wanna eat it.
paella?
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« Reply #37 on: 23 Aug 2011, 23:59 »

Well, the name is fairly irrelevant. I just really, really like food.
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« Reply #38 on: 24 Aug 2011, 13:25 »

that is some epic looking paella, though
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« Reply #39 on: 24 Aug 2011, 13:28 »

Whatever that food is, I wanna eat it.
paella?

It doesn't look like a paella to me. I might be wrong though.
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« Reply #40 on: 24 Aug 2011, 15:29 »

Looks like langoustines and oysters to me.
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« Reply #41 on: 26 Aug 2011, 10:47 »

Whatever that food is, I wanna eat it.
paella?

oh hey, I just had this stuff for the first time, and it was amazing.
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« Reply #42 on: 26 Aug 2011, 17:15 »

Paella could certainly be filled with langoustines and oysters!
I was watching a Food Network show where someone was just trying all kinds of different paellas from across Spain, and one guy was cooking in a big paellera over a fire and when he had combined everything he took a big twig of rosemary, lit it on fire with the flame, then tossed it on top of the paella and closed the lid so it would just slowly smoke into everything.
That is what I want to do with paella some day.
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« Reply #43 on: 27 Aug 2011, 11:21 »

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« Reply #44 on: 30 Aug 2011, 12:39 »

I like Ceviche more than paella. I also have no point.

Somewhere underground between Queens and Brooklyn the night before they shut down the MTA (Friday).

Also my next band will be called: "Bathroom is for Customers."


We'll be playing everywhere at once. Forever. Amen.

The next night, recon for October's show.

So, back in the Carolinas. Apparently there was a hurricane or something.
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« Reply #45 on: 01 Sep 2011, 15:30 »

But no! Bathroom is for costumiers!
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« Reply #46 on: 02 Sep 2011, 10:59 »

Costumiers are the best bathroomists. I liked their early stuff best. Before, you know...
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« Reply #47 on: 03 Sep 2011, 01:46 »

Me nuzzling a deer because . . why not?

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« Reply #48 on: 03 Sep 2011, 11:49 »

The next shot is when it ate yr face off right?
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« Reply #49 on: 04 Sep 2011, 16:45 »

I know this is the third picture I've posted to this page, but I'm living with a mate of mine who does photography now and I'm about to become his subject for one of those 'picture a day' things.




The rest of his stuff can be found here.
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