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EnriqueAcosta

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Ultimate awkward achieved
« on: 16 Oct 2011, 11:24 »

Okay.  Ultimate awkward would be if Faye and Angus broke up (and since they're in their 20's the odds are good) and Martin and Faye were sitting at home realizing that they are both now single and still attracted to each other.  But wait, it gets worse.  They decide to drink instead of confront their feelings then have sloppy bad drunk sex.  The next morning  ULTIMATE AWKWARD ACHIEVED!
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #1 on: 16 Oct 2011, 11:52 »

That's something even fancy victorian clothing can't help. 
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #2 on: 16 Oct 2011, 14:29 »

I like to think that if Faye and Marten were ever single at the same time, he would act all awkward and aloof until she finally sat down next to him on the couch and put his arm around her.

That, of course, would be the final panel of QC, what with the heat death of the universe and everything.  :psyduck:
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #3 on: 16 Oct 2011, 15:08 »

What an appropriate closing scene! 
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #4 on: 16 Oct 2011, 15:09 »

The ultimate in awkward would be if Pintsize emailed video of it to all their friends. With commentary.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #5 on: 16 Oct 2011, 15:50 »

No that would just worsen the already existing awkward. Though it could worsen it enough that Faye might flee back to Savannah in shame. After completely dismantling/destroying Pintsize, of course. With Marten's help, or at least willing consent.


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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #6 on: 16 Oct 2011, 16:12 »

Heh! - when I saw this thread started, I nearly locked it on the spot.

Seems OK right now, though...
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #7 on: 16 Oct 2011, 16:39 »

And to add to the awkwardness, Angus would fall for Hannelore.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #8 on: 16 Oct 2011, 20:43 »

Who in turn has fallen for....





Dale? 


DAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGG... this thread's gotten silly!
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #9 on: 16 Oct 2011, 20:58 »

Hannelore having feelings for anyone would be awkward.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #10 on: 16 Oct 2011, 21:05 »

DAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGG... this thread's gotten silly!

Gotten? wouldn't that imply that it wasn't silly to begin with?
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #11 on: 16 Oct 2011, 21:54 »

Sillier

Happy?
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #12 on: 16 Oct 2011, 22:19 »

Fair 'nough.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #13 on: 17 Oct 2011, 02:15 »

What would strike me as most awkward is Jeph introducing himself into his own comic and making out with any (or all, not sure) of his own cast.

Where would Angus get his daily dose of disdain if not from Faye? (Clearly the guy has a problem)
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #14 on: 17 Oct 2011, 03:05 »



Right! Stop that! I think it's gotten silly!

Now let's have a good clean outdoor non-shipping thread!  Get some fresh air into your lungs!

Colonel pwhodges will be watching to be sure things do not get too "shippingly" silly!
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #15 on: 17 Oct 2011, 03:07 »

On second thought, let's not go to Norhthampton, 'tis a silly place.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #16 on: 17 Oct 2011, 03:26 »

The ultimate awkward would be if Hannelore farted in Marten's face while bending over so that her pink underwear showed which was registered by Pintsizes "buttcleavagelyzer" which automatically posts pictures of said cleavage to all the websites of the universe, specifically one managed by marigold who gets so red in the face that steve spots it from outside and decides to check it out but slips on the doormat and pulls down Marigolds skirt shoving his head in her, er, bush making her head explode and then somehow Dora gets involved and starts dating the Goatse guy without knowing so and discovers it only in an awkward spooning moment and... I really hope you didn't read all of this.
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Re: Ultimate awkward achieved
« Reply #17 on: 17 Oct 2011, 03:35 »

I think we've had enough of this now.
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