The ultimate awkward would be if Hannelore farted in Marten's face while bending over so that her pink underwear showed which was registered by Pintsizes "buttcleavagelyzer" which automatically posts pictures of said cleavage to all the websites of the universe, specifically one managed by marigold who gets so red in the face that steve spots it from outside and decides to check it out but slips on the doormat and pulls down Marigolds skirt shoving his head in her, er, bush making her head explode and then somehow Dora gets involved and starts dating the Goatse guy without knowing so and discovers it only in an awkward spooning moment and... I really hope you didn't read all of this.