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QC Captions Vol. 32!
« on: 16 Oct 2011, 12:13 »

Hooray!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #1 on: 16 Oct 2011, 12:18 »

Marten: I'm telling you, I just love girls with the short hair!
Steve: Okay then Romeo, your next target is coming in hot and fast ahead of us. Bag her.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #2 on: 16 Oct 2011, 14:08 »

Marten: "I mean, think about it! Somewhere, there's a bunch of other people who even though they're living in the same city as us, they practically never interact with us - and in fact never even say anything to us!"
Steve: "Yeah, right. You just keep thinking that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #3 on: 16 Oct 2011, 14:54 »

Marten:  "I'm telling you, Steve, that bird that sits outside my window all the time, he  can talk! Swear, even!"

Steve:  "Come on, a talking bird?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #4 on: 16 Oct 2011, 15:08 »

Marten: Not a talking bird, a YELLING bird!

Steve: Right. Next you'll be telling me about a big white dog and an undead bandicoot.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #5 on: 16 Oct 2011, 15:13 »

Marten: "... ok, see what I mean?  There she is again, pretending to read some book." 

Steve: "Yeah, whatever.  I mean c'mon, dude, why would anyone  want to stalk you?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #6 on: 16 Oct 2011, 18:20 »

Since we've already broken the fourth wall so hard that there's now practically a hole in my computer:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #7 on: 16 Oct 2011, 20:21 »

Marten: I don't know why people call her "sweet-tits"... They don't look all that great to me.

Steve: You wouldn't be saying that if you had tasted them. Trust Me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #8 on: 16 Oct 2011, 20:46 »

Marten: Look, there she is. We could just walk right up and ask her: "Hey, is your name really-"
Steve: Dude. It's not her name. Shut up and keep walking.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #9 on: 16 Oct 2011, 21:00 »

"Whenever I'm around a woman, I feel like I recede into the background"
"Well, you do"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #10 on: 17 Oct 2011, 04:29 »

Marten:  "Don't you just love how it's almost always warm here?  It's like we live in a magical land where winter doesn't exist unless it's for a one off joke."

Steve:  "Yup.  And how most of the women seem to where nothing but tanktops."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #11 on: 17 Oct 2011, 04:56 »

Marten: "Does it smell like redhead?"
Steve: "Sorry, dude, my bad."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #12 on: 17 Oct 2011, 09:38 »

Marten: "Does it smell like redhead?"
Steve: "Sorry, dude, my bad."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #13 on: 18 Oct 2011, 06:28 »

So Pintsize. How do you like your new Chasis?

Odd. Ionosphere feels so close.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #14 on: 20 Oct 2011, 09:17 »

New image tiem:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #15 on: 20 Oct 2011, 09:19 »

"Someday, all this will be yours!" 

"What, the dumpster?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #16 on: 20 Oct 2011, 09:47 »

Dale: "I can see the fear in your eyes, Marigold."
Marigold: "Then clearly you need to turn your glasses down. I'm behind you, moron.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #17 on: 20 Oct 2011, 10:34 »

Marigold: "No, I don't want to PVP."
Dale: "Ok...how about a dumpster crawl, then? I can Tank, I've been through it before"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #18 on: 20 Oct 2011, 13:47 »

Dale: There is no one else who can pilot the Evas. As long as
  they survive, that is what Ill have them do.
Marigold: With no regard to what they might want?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #19 on: 20 Oct 2011, 14:06 »

Dale: "I can't look at you any more. You're too beautiful."
Marigold: "lol."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #20 on: 20 Oct 2011, 14:56 »

Marigold: Don't you think that for us to PvP would be more intimate than sex?
Dale:      Ok, wanna go dancing this Friday?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #21 on: 20 Oct 2011, 18:47 »

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #22 on: 20 Oct 2011, 22:06 »

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.

This one's going to be in the out-takes section of the Special Edition DVD.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #23 on: 20 Oct 2011, 22:35 »

Dale: DRAMATIC LENS FLARE.
Marigold: They have things to clean that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #24 on: 21 Oct 2011, 00:13 »

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #25 on: 21 Oct 2011, 05:03 »

Dale: "I heard that song before, but... YOU REALLY DID BLIND ME WITH SCIENCE!"
Marigold: "Science? That was just some stuff about my TCP settings..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 32!
« Reply #26 on: 21 Oct 2011, 09:59 »

Dale:  "I'd like to introduce you to..."

Marigold:  "There's no one there.  If you cleaned your glasses, you'd know that."
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