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[iduguphergrave]

Hooray!

[cesariojpn]

Marten: I'm telling you, I just love girls with the short hair!
Steve: Okay then Romeo, your next target is coming in hot and fast ahead of us. Bag her.

[jwhouk]

Marten: "I mean, think about it! Somewhere, there's a bunch of other people who even though they're living in the same city as us, they practically never interact with us - and in fact never even say anything to us!"
Steve: "Yeah, right. You just keep thinking that."

[SomeCanadianWeirdo]

Marten:  "I'm telling you, Steve, that bird that sits outside my window all the time, he  can talk! Swear, even!"

Steve:  "Come on, a talking bird?"

[akronnick]

Marten: Not a talking bird, a YELLING bird!

Steve: Right. Next you'll be telling me about a big white dog and an undead bandicoot.

[Carl-E]

Marten: "... ok, see what I mean?  There she is again, pretending to read some book." 

Steve: "Yeah, whatever.  I mean c'mon, dude, why would anyone  want to stalk you?"

[WAYF]

Since we've already broken the fourth wall so hard that there's now practically a hole in my computer:

(click to show/hide)

Marten: Do you ever feel like your life is a series of distinct moments?
Steve: Nope...
Marten: I mean, sometimes I find myself in a new place and wonder how exactly I got there.
Steve: I imagine you walked...
Marten: But that's just the thing! I remember posing as if walking, but I don't actually remember putting one foot in front of the other, you know? And sometimes I feel as if a single day takes entire weeks for me to finish.
Steve: My movements feel sort of ... stuttered sometimes, but that's about it.
Marten: Do you at least have those strange dreams sometimes where the bird yells at you and sometimes a dog and a bandicoot show up?
Steve: Now that does sound familiar...
Redhead: Must not make eye contact ... must not make eye contact...

(click to show/hide)

Marten: If you could be any animal in an alternate reality, what would you be?
Steve: I'd want to be a bird that does nothing but swear all day. Man, that'd be awesome. You?
Marten: I'd like to be an enormous, shaggy white dog, and I'd be instantly endearing.
Steve: You live that dream, Marten...

*meanwhile*

Hannelore (practising in a mirror): I'm Randy! I'm a bandicoot! I have a pouch full of babies!

[FunkyTuba]

Marten: I don't know why people call her "sweet-tits"... They don't look all that great to me.

Steve: You wouldn't be saying that if you had tasted them. Trust Me.

[Tova]

Marten: Look, there she is. We could just walk right up and ask her: "Hey, is your name really-"
Steve: Dude. It's not her name. Shut up and keep walking.

[Is it cold in here?]

"Whenever I'm around a woman, I feel like I recede into the background"
"Well, you do"

[Border Reiver]

Marten:  "Don't you just love how it's almost always warm here?  It's like we live in a magical land where winter doesn't exist unless it's for a one off joke."

Steve:  "Yup.  And how most of the women seem to where nothing but tanktops."

[Soulsynger]

Marten: "Does it smell like redhead?"
Steve: "Sorry, dude, my bad."

[FunkyTuba]

Marten: "Does it smell like redhead?"
Steve: "Sorry, dude, my bad."

+1

[dreed]

So Pintsize. How do you like your new Chasis?

Odd. Ionosphere feels so close.

[iduguphergrave]

New image tiem:

[Carl-E]

"Someday, all this will be yours!" 

"What, the dumpster?"

[Hebes]

Dale: "I can see the fear in your eyes, Marigold."
Marigold: "Then clearly you need to turn your glasses down. I'm behind you, moron.

[FunkyTuba]

Marigold: "No, I don't want to PVP."
Dale: "Ok...how about a dumpster crawl, then? I can Tank, I've been through it before"

[dreed]

Dale: There is no one else who can pilot the Evas. As long as
  they survive, that is what Ill have them do.
Marigold: With no regard to what they might want?

[Soulsynger]

Dale: "I can't look at you any more. You're too beautiful."
Marigold: "lol."

[Skewbrow]

Marigold: Don't you think that for us to PvP would be more intimate than sex?
Dale:      Ok, wanna go dancing this Friday?

[WAYF]

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.

[jwhouk]

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.

This one's going to be in the out-takes section of the Special Edition DVD.

[cesariojpn]

Dale: DRAMATIC LENS FLARE.
Marigold: They have things to clean that.

[Soulsynger]

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!

Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.

Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...

Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?

Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?

Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.

Marigold: I...

Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.

Forgot the butts.

[techkid]

Dale: "I heard that song before, but... YOU REALLY DID BLIND ME WITH SCIENCE!"
Marigold: "Science? That was just some stuff about my TCP settings..."

[Border Reiver]

Dale:  "I'd like to introduce you to..."

Marigold:  "There's no one there.  If you cleaned your glasses, you'd know that."