Topic: WCDT 2036 - 2040, Oct 17th - 21st 2011 (Read 121778 times)

Soulsynger · « **Reply #100 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 02:24 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 18 Oct 2011, 00:43

Unless by "radiation filled" you mean the opposite, I think you're confusing schrodingers cat with something else too…
The original thought experiment involved a single unstable atom and no other sources of radiation. The deadly agent was an instant-acting airborne nerve toxin released by a radiation detector pointed at said atom.

Haha, I admit, I did not differentiate between toxin filled and radiation filled. Something must've criss-crossed in my buh-rain, what are we gonna do tonight? NARF!

Why do Momo's ponytails swell up, btw? Are they data storages?

And Jeph has hereby settled the dispute once and for all: Victorian Era pornography is the leash holding back the robot revolution.

Carl-E · « **Reply #101 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 02:27 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 18 Oct 2011, 02:24

Why do Momo's ponytails swell up, btw? Are they data storages?

They've just had steam blow through them.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #102 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 02:37 »

Is Momo actually able to turn that old cartoon symbolism into reality? The hilarity!

HiFranc · « **Reply #103 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:00 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 18 Oct 2011, 02:16

Ah, the innocence of robots!

I guess...

How bad was it considering that we already know that Momo's been exposed to a lot of porn?

Paranoid · « **Reply #104 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:01 »

Aww... Momo is way too cute in this one. I sure hope her system isn't overheating too much.

Also, why do I have the looming fear that someone is going to create a Victorian-era pornographic fanfic thread starring a time-traveling Sven sometime in the near future?

Near Lurker · « **Reply #105 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:03 »

...is every update this week going to make me think "did I miss a strip"? First Hanners is psychic, now Tai is stuffing Momo with porn... what's tomorrow, Dora training as a mage cop?

And Mar had better be careful - this is what got Pee-Wee pinched, after all.

(Also, to anyone protecting Momo's innocence, two words: "eel handling.")

HiFranc · « **Reply #106 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:24 »

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After all it has been pointed out that she isn't that innocent and
Isn't the library database just an index of what is available rather than the stuff itself?

Then again, we don't know how active her imagination is? Maybe she's reacting to the image of the Victorian era?

JackFaerie · « **Reply #107 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:29 »

As anytime that Victorian pornography is mentioned, I would like to link people to The Pearl.

http://www.libidomag.com/fiction/pearl01.html

Mind you, this is the genteel and literary side of Victorian pornography. The nastier stuff isn't as easily accessible online...

Asterus · « **Reply #108 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 03:47 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 18 Oct 2011, 02:37

Is Momo actually able to turn that old cartoon symbolism into reality? The hilarity!

Well, I think it was also established near when Momo was introduced that she could also do the anime sweatdrop if needed, and her scary face when threatening Marigold with her electric shock.

On a side note, Momo's ponytails in the last panel remind me of what Ranka Lee's hair would do in Macross Frontier.

Welu · « **Reply #109 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 04:01 »

I think her reaction is more she just wasn't expecting to get filled with even more literary porn.

akronnick · « **Reply #110 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 04:28 »

I read it as there was so much data, the transfer was overheating her.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #111 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 04:41 »

Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 17 Oct 2011, 15:25

Quote from: CompSarge on 17 Oct 2011, 14:15

(Also, I love the fact that both steve and marten don't question Hanners' powers)

Of course not. She just used her other psychic powers to prevent them from even considering the idea of questioning them.

Are you going to question the lady with lightning coming out of her ears?

Lubricus · « **Reply #112 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 04:51 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Oct 2011, 04:41

Are you going to question the lady with lightning coming out of her ears?

Hold on! What has this got to do with my wife?!

gangler · « **Reply #113 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 04:54 »

A Warrior's Taking
The Perfect Seduction
Taken by the Laird
Seducing the Governess
Ravished by a Highlander
His Conquest
Knight of Desire
Highland Heat
A Lady's Lesson in Scandal
Bedding the Enemy
The Many Sins of Lord Cameron
A Night to Surrender
Ecstasy Wears Emeralds

0/////0 I thought there'd be more textbooks in here

Tova · « **Reply #114 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 05:13 »

The explanation is right under the comic.

jwhouk · « **Reply #115 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:00 »

Quote from: Tova on 18 Oct 2011, 05:13

The explanation is right under the comic.

"BROS BROS BROS"?

Carl-E · « **Reply #116 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:01 »

Quote from: gangler on 18 Oct 2011, 04:54

A Warrior's Taking
The Perfect Seduction
Taken by the Laird
Seducing the Governess
Ravished by a Highlander
His Conquest
Knight of Desire
Highland Heat
A Lady's Lesson in Scandal
Bedding the Enemy
The Many Sins of Lord Cameron
A Night to Surrender
Ecstasy Wears Emeralds

0/////0 I thought there'd be more textbooks in here

Those sound more like Harlequin titles...

Soulsynger · « **Reply #117 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:15 »

And also... who even asked any question about Momo overheating? I just asked a question about her ponytails. °_o

Its also a bit hard to picture Tai getting a red face (formerly: red head) about ANYTHING at all related to pornography or intercourse in general.
(Btw I couldn't decide which would've been funnier, writing that word in a small or overly large fontsize ... I went with the less offensive one. There are responsible adults frequenting this thread after all. But still, in preview, written in size 8, it was HILARIOUS!)

Carl-E · « **Reply #118 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:26 »

Years at Smith have jaded her. You should've seen her as a freshman (OK, "first year") when she found all that stuff in the library.

Why do you think she applied for her job in the first place?

Hint: Two words...

(click to show/hide)

Soulsynger · « **Reply #119 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:43 »

I think I get it... oO

Yeh, okay, I forgot she would have had access to that particular shelve for as long as she was going to Smith, not just working in the library.
Which begs the question: Shouldn't that particular area have some kind of a minimum age requirement? And the necessary employee-power to enforce it?
And what would've driven her to sneak past that into that particular area in the first place? (... English language center dteriroating, need... food, argafargl.)

("American Universities... rottin' your child's brain into lesbianism since before t'was called that.")

Black Sword · « **Reply #120 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:47 »

Momo is adorable! I'm taking her home with me!

Ok! So, now that I've overcome the Cuteness Proximity effect without overloading, I must say I'm amused by the subject matter. I originally wondered why they would have so much porn on file, but then I recalled that SMIF is a liberal arts school. As their diplomas are more useful as laminated doormats, it makes sense that the contents of their library would have less than practical applications.

Yes, I went to an engineering university, why do you ask?

Carl-E · « **Reply #121 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:52 »

Quote from: Welu on 18 Oct 2011, 04:01

I think her reaction is more she just wasn't expecting to get filled with even more literary porn.

And not all victorian porn was literary - Daugerre's photographic process was developed in 1839, and guess what one of its first uses was? The moving picture was developed in 1895, and the earliest porno flick we know of was in 1896...

Early adopters and all that.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #122 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 06:57 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 18 Oct 2011, 06:43

Which begs the question: Shouldn't that particular area have some kind of a minimum age requirement? And the necessary employee-power to enforce it?

Considering that they didn't deny Pintsize access to that section I think they are pretty permissive.

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #123 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 07:06 »

I forgot the little reprobate had visited the library. At least no one will be worrying about Momo sharing her newfound knowledge with him, it's already too late.

Speaking of the tiny terror we still haven't seen what happened to Momo's old body. Hopefully he hasn't gotten his paws on it.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #124 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 08:29 »

Quote from: Akima on 17 Oct 2011, 23:51

Quote from: BoDJangles on 17 Oct 2011, 08:56
Clearly Hanners IS psychic (possibly doesn't even realize it yet?!) and foresaw that Cosette is about to buy a double-ended-dildo because she saw how much Steve enjoyed anal and wants the two of them to experiment further.
I think you might have pegged it...

You win one internet and two Autonomous Systems.

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #125 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 10:08 »

Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 18 Oct 2011, 07:06

I forgot the little reprobate had visited the library. At least no one will be worrying about Momo sharing her newfound knowledge with him, it's already too late.

Speaking of the tiny terror we still haven't seen what happened to Momo's old body. Hopefully he hasn't gotten his paws on it.

That possibility is something we all both dread and anticipate.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #126 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 10:15 »

Hannelore's Q&A

Y · « **Reply #127 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 11:16 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 18 Oct 2011, 06:43

Which begs the question: Shouldn't that particular area have some kind of a minimum age requirement? And the necessary employee-power to enforce it?
And what would've driven her to sneak past that into that particular area in the first place?

If they're in college they're probably old enough to handle it.

Mad Cat · « **Reply #128 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 11:27 »

idontunderstand · « **Reply #129 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 11:50 »

a bit too slow to be really good. didn't even realize it was animated first.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #130 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 12:54 »

Quote from: Near Lurker on 18 Oct 2011, 03:03

...is every update this week going to make me think "did I miss a strip"? First Hanners is psychic, now Tai is stuffing Momo with porn... what's tomorrow, Dora training as a mage cop?

Nope, she's getting secret tutelage from Veronica Vance in becoming a Dominatrix.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #131 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 15:05 »

Ahh, the Victorian Era...if people had only known how much Queen Vicky actually enjoyed sex...

Akima · « **Reply #132 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 15:41 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 18 Oct 2011, 15:05

Ahh, the Victorian Era...if people had only known how much Queen Vicky actually enjoyed sex...

Just wait until Momo accesses the Ming Dynasty ~~porn~~ erotic art and poetry over at the Department of Oriental Studies...

DSL · « **Reply #133 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 17:09 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 18 Oct 2011, 15:05

Ahh, the Victorian Era...if people had only known how much Queen Vicky actually enjoyed sex...

(Dials package store) "Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

Tova · « **Reply #134 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 17:34 »

Wednesday: Momo sees butts.
Tuesday: Hannelore sees butts.
Monday: Marigold discovers that WoW is a butt and Dale is also a butt.

What next?

Kugai · « **Reply #135 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 18:11 »

Jimbo smoking a butt

Hmmmmm. I wonder just how many Terraquads of data Momo can actually store in her new chassis

And yes, nice recovery Tova. Melody will now not shoot you

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #136 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 18:13 »

Since the "you are a butt and this place is also a butt" comment, I've thought that a butt was pretty much the worst insult that Hanners can use. Not because she's a prude, but because a butt is the source of lots and lots of germs. It might literally be the worst thing she can think of.

So... what does that mean she thinks of Steve? was this banter or was her 6th sense reflecting something she just kind of knows about steve?

or is it just a joke?

akronnick · « **Reply #137 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 18:17 »

It's a disease.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #138 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 18:39 »

Quote from: Akima on 18 Oct 2011, 15:41

Quote from: Sorflakne on 18 Oct 2011, 15:05
Ahh, the Victorian Era...if people had only known how much Queen Vicky actually enjoyed sex...
Just wait until Momo accesses the Ming Dynasty ~~porn~~ erotic art and poetry over at the Department of Oriental Studies...

She'll have to defrag herself once she goes to the African Studies Department Photo Collection of Indigenous People!!

Throg · « **Reply #139 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 21:10 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Oct 2011, 18:11

Hmmmmm. I wonder just how many Terraquads of data Momo can actually store in her new chassis

Approximately 1.21 GIGABUTTS

Sorflakne · « **Reply #140 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 21:32 »

1.21 GIGABUTTS??! Great Scot!

SonofMog · « **Reply #141 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 21:37 »

Concerning Momo's ponytails puffing up like that, I'm thinking some form of heat dissipation mechanism. Heat sinks tied directly to her hair. The hotter her system gets, the bigger her hair gets.

Just remember to shut her down when it gets into seventies fro mode.

akronnick · « **Reply #142 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 22:09 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 18 Oct 2011, 21:32

1.21 GIGABUTTS??! Great Scot!

I think this thread just hit 88 miles an hour!

Blackjoker · « **Reply #143 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:35 »

The idea of DJ Squeekz amuses me

WAYF · « **Reply #144 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:36 »

Saying "Beans of Doom" out loud makes me giggle. I have no idea why.

Delator · « **Reply #145 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:42 »

Work can spring for a pricey room in NYC, but Angus has a roomate...

Wraith11B · « **Reply #146 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:46 »

So, I'm not entirely sure where this might go (it has been awhile since I've been here, and I guess for that I'm a

), however:

I want a shirt of the sign in the background of Wed. Comic: "Coffee. Fuckin' Drink Some!" with the CoD gals all grouped together... even maybe a silhouette of Sara?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #147 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:52 »

Must....have......knives shirt..............

Actually when putting it that way makes it sound like a shirt made out of knives. Awesome.

Akima · « **Reply #148 on:** 18 Oct 2011, 23:54 »

Quote from: Delator on 18 Oct 2011, 23:42

Work can spring for a pricey room in NYC, but Angus has a roomate...

Eh? Why is this confusing? Employers/clients have paid for me to stay in nice hotels (the Hong Kong Hilton for example) in the centre of distant cities that I certainly could not afford out of my own pocket.

I think Jeph should draw DJSqueekZ! Or is that Skrillex?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #149 on:** 19 Oct 2011, 00:08 »

"Beans of Doom!" WantWantWant.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Poll

OK, folks - it's MotW (Moment of the Week) time!

Author Topic: WCDT 2036 - 2040, Oct 17th - 21st 2011 (Read 121778 times)