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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 33!  (Read 14432 times)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #50 on: 27 Oct 2011, 06:55 »
ANGUS: "Promise me you won't overdo it with the booze tonight and get in trouble."
FAYE: "It'll be OK. Padma says she's just serving punch."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #51 on: 27 Oct 2011, 08:59 »
^ +1

NEW IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #52 on: 27 Oct 2011, 09:25 »
Hanners:  "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Steve:  "WTF?"

Marten:  "You're kidding right?  You make me look buff."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #53 on: 27 Oct 2011, 09:26 »
HANNERS: "Glue?"
STEVE: "Crazy-glue."
MARTEN: "I thought you'd know better than to shake hands with Pintsize by now…"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #54 on: 27 Oct 2011, 11:27 »
Marten:  "I am not  checking you for lice!" 

Hanners:  "PLEEEEEEASE???"

Steve:  "Don't look at me!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #55 on: 27 Oct 2011, 11:28 »
Hanners: "Feel the gaze of my ajna chakra!"
Steve: "......What?"
Marten: "You better get a hygienic magic marker, she could be standing like that for a while..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #56 on: 27 Oct 2011, 14:36 »
Hanners: "I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big!"

Steve: "No way!"

Marten: "Wait, was that in space?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #57 on: 27 Oct 2011, 15:46 »
Quote from: DSL on 27 Oct 2011, 06:55
ANGUS: "Promise me you won't overdo it with the booze tonight and get in trouble."
FAYE: "It'll be OK. Padma says she's just serving punch."

<ed mcmahon>HEY-OOOOOH!!!</ed>
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #58 on: 27 Oct 2011, 16:56 »
MARTEN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
STEVE: (applauds wildly)
HANNERS (glares at Steve) "May a sex-crazed rhinoceros take a liking to your car."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #59 on: 27 Oct 2011, 17:49 »
Quote from: DSL on 27 Oct 2011, 16:56
MARTEN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
STEVE: (applauds wildly)
HANNERS (glares at Steve) "May a sex-crazed rhinoceros take a liking to your car."

You know, a LOT of these kids today won't get that reference, oh Great and Magnificent Carnac.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #60 on: 27 Oct 2011, 19:08 »
Oh, all right then ...
MARTEN: "Who's at the cash register, What's running the espresso machine and I Don't Know's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses."
STEVE : "That's what I'm askin', is what's the name of the girl at the cash register?"
HANNERS: "Not that again. You're making my head hurt."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #61 on: 27 Oct 2011, 21:37 »
Hannelore: "I'm Emma Frost."

Steve:  "Emma Frost?"

Marten:  "I knew those tiny outfits, and those boobs,  were just a telepathiic projection."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #62 on: 27 Oct 2011, 22:17 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #63 on: 27 Oct 2011, 23:04 »
Hanners: "LOL!"

Steve: "LOL?"

Marten: "She just said it, dude!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #64 on: 27 Oct 2011, 23:13 »
Hannelore: "Freese. With an S."
Steve: "Freese?"
Marten: "Okay, now I know you're full of it. I don't know anybody in baseball with that last name."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #65 on: 28 Oct 2011, 00:30 »
Hanners: I'm Batman
Steve: You're Batman?
Marten: She is Batman alright.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #66 on: 28 Oct 2011, 01:00 »
It's just impossible to beat the original lines.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #67 on: 28 Oct 2011, 17:31 »
it's like Jeph tweeted last night: when in doubt, butts.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 33!
« Reply #68 on: 29 Nov 2011, 11:10 »
double butts
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