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QC Captions Vol. 35!
« on: 06 Nov 2011, 10:17 »

Finally, a week of actual comics!! Let's pick up where we (sort of) left off:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #1 on: 06 Nov 2011, 10:24 »

Marten:  "So, you suffer from legwarmer phobia?"

Faye:  "Yes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #2 on: 06 Nov 2011, 11:07 »

Marten:  "I really cannot believe she has the gall to ask if Tai had Prince on her Playlist."

Faye: "Yeah, the only Purple Rain I want better have Bourbon in it!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #3 on: 06 Nov 2011, 13:28 »

Marten:  "I can't look, what did Hanners do?"

Faye:  "You don't wanna know, but it's rendered Tai both shocked and speechless."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #4 on: 06 Nov 2011, 15:38 »

Faye: So Angus is learning counter-innuendo from you...

Marten: What? How so?

Faye: He told me he felt like doing something that started with the letter "f" and ended in the letters "u-c-k" the other day. It turned out that he was referring to "feeding bread to a duck" in the local park.

Marten: Oof, uh, I'm sorry I guess?

Faye: Honestly, it would have been a lot funnier if Hannelore hadn't overheard us and immediately latched onto the idea...

Tai: You want to do WHAT with me??

Hannelore: I thought it might be fun!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #5 on: 06 Nov 2011, 16:33 »

Marten: You're not going to throw Padma across the room like you did Sven, are you?
Faye: Maybe
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #6 on: 06 Nov 2011, 16:39 »

Marten: Wub?
Faye: Wub.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #7 on: 06 Nov 2011, 19:34 »

Faye:  "Is something vibrating in here?" 

Marten:  "I don't know, but could you stop checking?  It's making me uncomfortable..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #8 on: 06 Nov 2011, 19:59 »

continued from above:

Faye: Oh no it's just me...I can't believe I didn't notice that I left that in there last night.
Marten: *head explodes*




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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #9 on: 06 Nov 2011, 20:40 »

Hanners finally commits to the engagement to Tai. Tai is caught off guard.

Marten: I know you wanted to be the flower girl, but Dora had first dibs.
Faye: Shoot, I forgot about that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #10 on: 07 Nov 2011, 02:28 »

Marten: We shouldn't have taught that to Hanners. She might bleach herself when Tai tells her what she said.
Faye: Well, who knew Tai knows German?



It's really not all that funny, but I figured I should participate in this atleast once.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #11 on: 07 Nov 2011, 06:06 »

Marten: "I still think rigging the speakers to cause a miniature earthquake is a bad idea."
Faye: "Doesn't matter. Tai arrived before I could finish. Who knows what is going to happen when she fires up her laptop."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #12 on: 07 Nov 2011, 07:36 »

Marten: "That disco ball up there looks like a tiny speech bubble."
Faye: "No, it doesn't."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #13 on: 07 Nov 2011, 08:13 »

Marten:  "So, how long do we hold this guy down in the lobster tank?"

Faye:  "Until he stops squirming or the lobsters get their revenge."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #14 on: 07 Nov 2011, 09:44 »

MARTEN: "I guess (hic) you're not the only one who had a lot to drink tonight."
FAYE: "That's the sink, just so you know. By the way, any idea what Hanners meant when she said,'Not again!'?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #15 on: 07 Nov 2011, 17:18 »

MARTEN: "I guess (hic) you're not the only one who had a lot to drink tonight."
FAYE: "That's the sink, just so you know. By the way, any idea what Hanners meant when she said,'Not again!'?"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #16 on: 07 Nov 2011, 23:34 »

Marten: Wait...what  band did Hanners say she wants to hear?
Faye: Gwar
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #17 on: 08 Nov 2011, 01:24 »

Marten: Wait...what  band did Hanners say she wants to hear?
Faye: Gwar

Funny enough, I read this while this was playing on another tab on my computer.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #18 on: 08 Nov 2011, 02:28 »

[After Faye loans Hannelore Flashdance on DVD]

Marten: Hanners is thinking of becoming an 'exotic dancer'.
Faye: She still has my DVD.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #19 on: 09 Nov 2011, 04:53 »

Marten: What did Hanners say that has Tai so shocked?

Faye: She asked her to play "It's Raining Men".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #20 on: 10 Nov 2011, 01:41 »

M: Do those pants make Hanners' ass look big?
F: I don't think Tai cares.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #21 on: 10 Nov 2011, 06:40 »

In fact I'd be willing to bet she'd like that.

In fact that segues nicely into our SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #22 on: 10 Nov 2011, 06:46 »

Hannelore: “That…that can't be legal to do in public…”
Tai: “Not in this state, no. But I think they're from out of town.”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #23 on: 10 Nov 2011, 06:56 »

Hanners: "Is... is that a bird?"
Tai: "Definitely... and his lady-friend has sweet tits."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #24 on: 10 Nov 2011, 07:10 »

Hanners:  "Wow, Marten really can't  dance..." 

Taye:  "I know, but it's pretty funny watching him try!" 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #25 on: 10 Nov 2011, 07:20 »

H: “Are those…they cant be real?”

T: “Can't tell from here. Maybe I should go over and try to find out?”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #26 on: 10 Nov 2011, 12:45 »

H: What... just *what* is that?
T: I don't have a clue, but it's wonderful...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #27 on: 10 Nov 2011, 13:50 »

Hanners: Is that girl topless??
Tai: Gahhhh
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #28 on: 10 Nov 2011, 14:05 »

Hanners  "My God, it's full of stars!"

Tai:  "I ...I think I spoke to Dave Bowman."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #29 on: 10 Nov 2011, 14:09 »

HANNELORE: "Man ... all that over 'Do I look fat in this?'"
TAI: "Yeah. Heh. I like those guys ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #30 on: 11 Nov 2011, 08:42 »

(cont. from above)
Hanners: ...Do I look fat in this?
Tai: Uh...*turns music back on* What? What? Can't hear ya!
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« Reply #31 on: 11 Nov 2011, 12:36 »

(con't from above continuation)
TAI: (thought bubble) "Are you kidding, honey? You wouldn't look fat in one of those fake sumo suits!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 35!
« Reply #32 on: 29 Nov 2011, 10:50 »

is the second panel considered cannon?
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