Topic: QC Captions Vol. 38! (Read 7189 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 27 Nov 2011, 11:58 »

You guys did awesome last week! Lets see if you can top it with....

(enjoy!)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 12:00 »

Faye: "All right! I have lice! Happy now?"
Dora: "Oh, yes, they taste so nice"

Carl-E · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 12:52 »

Dora: "What's this little hole...?"
Faye: "I had an accident with a drill, toooOHMIGOD, WOMAN, WHAT THE F*(K ARE YOU DOING!?!?"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 12:59 »

Dora: "Lemme guess. You lost a bar bet, and somebody shaved the letters DAAANG to the back of your head."

Faye: "Tai will wake up completely bald. And I'm not referring to her downstairs."

Kugai · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 13:09 »

Dora: "Your hair smells like Roses."
Faye: "You really do need to get some new pick-up lines don't you?"

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 13:26 »

FAYE: "Don't leave so much in back this time. Geesh, I wish I could afford to get a real haircut."
DORA (muffled) "Look, it's all the employee benefit I can afford for you. They cancelled your optical, you know."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #6 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 13:30 »

Faye: “While we are best friends, I can't help but feel you are taking undue advantage of my medical condition.”

Dora: “But I've never even heard of someone growing chocolate hair before, never mind 85% pure!”

((F: “I still say the giant Kevlar bunnies are weirder.”))
((D: “Nowhere near as cute, though…”))

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 15:40 »

Dora: "Got time for a quick game of Duck, Duck, boo..."
Faye: "NO! Dammit, Angus will be back any minute expecting his turn... don't get 'em sore before then!"

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 16:25 »

DORA: "Faye, honey, you were purring and muttering 'rowr' under your breath."
FAYE: "I was clearing my throat."

OR

DORA (narming noises)
FAYE: "I knew I should have had you spayed."

Carl-E · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 16:44 »

Well now, those are some frightening callbacks!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 19:26 »

Quote from: DSL on 27 Nov 2011, 16:25

DORA: "Faye, honey, you were purring and muttering 'rowr' under your breath."
FAYE: "I was clearing my throat."

OR

DORA (narming noises)
FAYE: "I knew I should have had you spayed."

*golf clap*

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 21:53 »

Faye: "Mr. Ellicott will not be pleased if we miss the next data upllink window."

Dora: "Relax. I'll reconnect your antenna cable in a second."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 Nov 2011, 23:56 »

Faye: Isn't this sexual harassment in the Coffee of Doom employee manual?
Dora: Only if I don't say narmnarmnarmnarm.....

OR

Dora: narmnarmnarm.......
Faye: It's "Narnia" you inbred goth.

WAYF · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 01:25 »

"Narming noises" makes me laugh.

techkid · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 02:46 »

Dora: "Tell me, why do you have a small wireless network antenna in the back of your head?"
Faye: "This is so Pintsize can upload video stre- HEY! GET YOUR OWN CONNECTIONS!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 04:52 »

Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."

Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 06:31 »

Dora: "So you wanted to be a punk rocker..."
Faye: "If you finish that with "Flowers in my hair" I will murder you so hard!"

Precipice · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 08:20 »

Faye: I told you to not to do that while chewing gum!
Dora: Forry!

-or-

Faye: This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a trim.
Dora: Well, I don't have scissors and you wouldn't let me use the sword.

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 09:29 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 28 Nov 2011, 04:52

Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."

Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"

WIN. and pass the brain bleach, please.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 16:03 »

^^^ I concur

(well done)

Also, this made me lol:

Quote from: BoDJangles on 27 Nov 2011, 17:29

Dora: Horny yet?
Faye: NO.

WAYF · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 19:47 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 28 Nov 2011, 04:52

Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."

Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"

Marten: Dora! How did you see through my Faye disguise?! Sven wasn't able to!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 19:53 »

Quote from: DSL on 28 Nov 2011, 09:29

Quote from: Border Reiver on 28 Nov 2011, 04:52
Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."

Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"

WIN. and pass the brain bleach, please.

Two weeks in a row! I'm on a personal high!

WAYF · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 21:17 »

A well-deserved one.

Carl-E · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Nov 2011, 23:02 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 28 Nov 2011, 19:53

...I'm on a personal high!

Is that an explanation, or an excuse?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 04:36 »

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #25 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 04:57 »

Dora: Actually, with the right hormones-
Faye: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU

Yarin · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 07:50 »

Quote from: Jabberwocky on 29 Nov 2011, 04:57

Dora: Actually, with the right hormones-
Faye: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU

awesome

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 08:10 »

Dora: What did you do with the clippings? I'm always looking for new flavors to infuse into our Barista's Blend...
Faye: YOU ARE NOT MAKING COFFEE OUT OF ME!

akronnick · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 08:30 »

Dora: You mean again, right?

DSL · « **Reply #29 on:** 29 Nov 2011, 09:20 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Nov 2011, 19:47

Quote from: Border Reiver on 28 Nov 2011, 04:52
Faye: "Marty, this is weirding me out."

Marten: "How did you see through my Dora diguise? Sven wasn't able to!"

Marten: Dora! How did you see through my Faye disguise?! Sven wasn't able to!

Extra point kick is GOOD!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 Dec 2011, 20:08 »

2nd Image!!!!!

WOOT

WAYF · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 Dec 2011, 20:24 »

Marten: Man, this sucks. What do we do now that Padma's left?

Elliott: You know, I think we should cheer up. There are plenty of fish in the sea, right? Hey, if you like The Secret Bakery staff so much, why don't you try hooking up with Renée?

Marten: I... no. No. That's... no, just no. NO.

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 Dec 2011, 21:18 »

Elliott: "You know, Marten, I kinda like you."
Marten: "Gee, thanks."
Elliott: "No, you don't understand. I mean I like you." [steps a bit closer] "I really like you."

Marten: "Gee.... thanks?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #33 on:** 01 Dec 2011, 22:50 »

Marten: Man, I think I left the oven on in my apartment.

Elliot: No, you didn't.

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 Dec 2011, 14:20 »

ELLIOTT: "Don't worry about Padma leaving. It'll be fine."
MARTEN: "Thanks, but I'm sure I'll be all ..."
ELLIOTT: "I mean it. Padma clued me in on everything, and we're all cool."
MARTEN: "Well, I, uh ..."
ELLIOTT: "You don't have to be embarassed."
MARTEN: "Guh buh huh whuh ...?"
ELLIOTT: "I'm serious. Next time that Faye chick beats you up, you just tell me, OK?"

Kugai · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 Dec 2011, 15:46 »

Elliott: "Marten, there is no spoon."
Marten: "Terrific, I knew that this was too good to be true!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 04 Dec 2011, 17:46 »

Elliott: "You're looking' mighty cute in them jeans boy."

Marten: "Not again."

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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 38! (Read 7189 times)

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