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QC Captions vol. 303
« on: 15 Jan 2017, 05:28 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #1 on: 15 Jan 2017, 06:48 »

FAYE: "You're not pulling off the 'legitimate businessman' look, you know!"

ALUCARD: "Says the woman with the comb-back over a buzz-cut."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #2 on: 15 Jan 2017, 15:20 »

Creepybot: A man with a mistress, and a Russian Olympics judge.

Faye: And the question was... [opens envelope] "Describe two people who like to cheat."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #3 on: 15 Jan 2017, 17:59 »


FAYE: "I do NOT have food on my face!"

ALUCARD: "That, is a pork chop."
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #4 on: 15 Jan 2017, 18:33 »

Creepybot: Duck.
Faye: Oh, no you don't.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #5 on: 16 Jan 2017, 17:11 »

FAYE: "Everywhere I go, no matter when, people just want to push my buttons."
CREEPBOT: "Indeed. What does this one do?"
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« Reply #6 on: 16 Jan 2017, 17:24 »

FAYE: "Everywhere I go, no matter when, people just want to push my buttons."
CREEPBOT: "Indeed. What does this one do?"

"It's alright, we know what it does."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #7 on: 17 Jan 2017, 16:42 »

"Can you really cure my overeating by laying on hands and praying?"

"Ommmmmm".
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #8 on: 18 Jan 2017, 06:48 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #9 on: 18 Jan 2017, 06:51 »

I'm probably going to get shot for this but it is the only thing in my head when I look at this picture:

FAYE: "Bubbles, please... I..."

BUBBLES: "Faye, no matter what happens next, always remember that I love you."

Yes, that's Superman's last words to Lois in the comic version of Doomsday.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #10 on: 18 Jan 2017, 13:01 »

Faye: "Bubbles, I can't, I just don't feel -"

Bubbles: "WE MUST GIVE THE SHIPPERS WHAT THEY WANT, FAYE!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #11 on: 18 Jan 2017, 13:14 »

You people.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #12 on: 18 Jan 2017, 17:03 »

Faye:  AAAA!!  My neck! 

Bubbles:  One more comment about my size, and we'll see how far you stretch.  Now when your feet touch the ground again, you be nice.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #13 on: 18 Jan 2017, 17:12 »

Faye: I love you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: I know.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #14 on: 18 Jan 2017, 17:34 »

Faye: I love you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: I know.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #15 on: 18 Jan 2017, 23:18 »

And now I wish I watched telenovelas. This would be a perfect time to quote a soap opera (telenovelas seem to be the most over-the-top drama-wise).

I'd pick a scene where a parent is leaving their child due to the size difference.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #16 on: 19 Jan 2017, 06:49 »


Faye: "Tell me the truth. What colour are my eyes?"

Bubbles: "It looks like it may have started out as #302825 but they are definitely #524232 now."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #17 on: 19 Jan 2017, 11:55 »

FAYE: " ..."
BUBBLES: "... Remember ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 303
« Reply #18 on: 20 Jan 2017, 01:14 »

F: "I still have my TMJ".
B: "Brace yourself, this should fix it permanently".
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